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Friday morning

Eurosport
7.30am Yoz Magazine
Action from the worlds of surfing, BMX, skateboarding and snowboarding.
8.00am UEFA Under-17s Championship
France v Spain. Action from the Group B match at the Mardan Sport Complex in Turkey, featuring two of the tournament favourites. Spain beat England 1-0 in last year's final to clinch the title for the seventh time, but the French were winners in 2004 and saw off two strong sides in Russia and Israel to reach this stage, so will be confident of taking something from the game.
9.00am WTA Tennis
The German Open. Action from the fourth day's play at the Rot-Weiss Tennis Club in Berlin, featuring matches from the third-round stage. Number two seed Amelie Mauresmo was among the shock casualties at the last-16 phase in 2007, as she lost in three sets to Julia Vakulenko, while Martina Hingis also saw her tournament end prematurely following defeat to Patty Schnyder.
11.00am Live WTA Tennis
The German Open. The fifth day's play at the Rot-Weiss Tennis Club in Berlin, featuring the quarter-finals. The tie of the round at this stage last year was arguably the clash between respective number one and five seeds Justine Henin and Jelena Jankovic. The Serbian took the first set 6-3, but the Belgian fought back to claim the next two 6-4, 6-4 to secure a place in the semi-finals.
Bravo
8.00am Starsky and Hutch
Ken poses as a paramedic as part of a rescue bid after a wounded killer goes on the run, taking hostages with him. Seventies drama, starring Paul Michael Glaser and David Soul.
9.00am Gamer TV
Reviewing the latest video games, plus news and previews.
9.30am Gamer TV
Reviewing the latest video games, plus news and previews.
10.00am When Sport Goes Bad
A collection of sporting accidents from around the world.
11.00am Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog's daughter dies on his wedding day, leaving him with a heart-wrenching dilemma.
11.30am Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog worries a fugitive bank robber might be dangerous, so tries to catch him while he's asleep.
Discovery
6.00am American Chopper
Part one of two. Website GoDaddy commissions a bike from the team at Orange County Choppers. However, Paul Jnr and Jason cannot agree on a design, forcing Paul Snr to step in to settle their argument.
7.00am Deadliest Catch
The crew of the Timothy Michael make one last push for success and race to make their few remaining days of the year count for something, but find their trawls are barren and begin to regret making the journey.
8.00am How It's Made
The manufacturing processes behind carbon dioxide cartridges, pretzels, scissor lifts and skating rinks.
8.30am How Do They Do It?
How the mast which adorns the top of the Empire State Building is repaired, and the techniques involved in extracting copper from the world's largest mine.
9.00am The Truth Behind the Moon Landings
The controversial theory that the 1969 moon landing was faked in a Hollywood studio. Experts on both sides of the debate offer their opinions on everything from photographs and videotapes that have been called into question, to how the moon could have been built as a stage, hoping to put the matter to rest once and for all.
10.00am Impact Earth
Docu-drama using the latest scientific hypotheses to predict how mankind would respond when faced with the threat of a large meteorite making a direct impact on Earth. When a comet devastates the west coast of Ireland, scientists begin preparing for the worst, fearing that a much larger one is on its way. James Wilby and Cristian Solimeno star.
History
8.00am The Master
Profile of Dr Emilio Solanet, who created the famous Criollo breed from descendants of horses abandoned by the conquistadors.
9.00am My Favourite Place
Celebrities reveal their favourite English Heritage sites, beginning with actor and stand-up comedian Bill Bailey exploring Stonehenge.
9.30am Highlands
John Mitchie presents the history of the Scottish Highlands from the 17th to the 19th century, beginning with a visit to the Highland Folk Museum in Newtonmore and the ancient seat of the Mackenzie clan at Castle Leod.
10.00am Ancient Discoveries
The cutting-edge, undersea archeological techniques that are revealing sunken artefacts from the ancient world.
11.00am Egypt Eternal
The development of Egyptology over the past 200 years, from the discovery of the Rosetta Stone in 1799 to the modern-day project aimed at introducing the ancient country to online audiences.
Sky 1
6.00am Brainiac: Science Abuse
Humorous laboratory-based show, tackling the more unusual experiments that no one else would dare touch. Jon Tickle finds out whether it's possible to swim through syrup, madcap Dr Bunhead takes to the road and wise old Granny Brainiac offers more top science tips. With Richard Hammond and Charlotte Hudson.
7.00am The Dog Whisperer
Cesar confronts an aggressive German shepherd whose behaviour has had him banned from the rescue centre.
8.00am Airline
The terrorism threat is brought home to staff with a realistic training programme, a cancer sufferer takes a break for her hen night, and pop group Bucks Fizz cause a stir in the departure lounge.
8.30am Airline
The airport faces a staffing crisis and Katrina's battle with cancer leaves her too ill to attend her wedding rehearsal.
9.00am Zoo Vet at Large
Vet Matt Brash, faces another busy day. He attends to orphaned gibbon Odo — who has a bad case of the sniffles — a barn owl with a cancerous tumour, and sea lions who need pregnancy tests.
9.30am Zoo Vet at Large
Flamingo Land zoo vet Matt Brash faces another eventful day as he helps three zebras move into a new enclosure, cares for a cockatoo that's lost a wing and oversees the birth of camels Betty and Beckham.
10.00am Stargate SG-1
Jackson makes the ultimate sacrifice by exposing himself to a lethal dose of radiation after an accident involving weapons of mass destruction threatens thousands on an alien world. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Michael G Shanks.
11.00am Stargate SG-1
The team are sent to rescue a scientist stranded on a moon under attack from Osiris and Anubis, while Commander Thor — who was previously presumed dead — is taken prisoner by the system lords. Sci-fi drama series, with Richard Dean Anderson and guest star Anna-Louise Plowman.

Friday afternoon

Eurosport
5.00pm Eurogoals
Round-up of goals and highlights from around Europe, including Serie A, Ligue 1 and the Bundesliga.
5.30pm Live Rallying
The Rally de Portugal. The opening day of the second round of the Intercontinental Rally Challenge, staged in the Algarve. Luca Rossetti claimed victory on the gravel roads of Turkey last time out and will be a strong contender this weekend.
Bravo
12.00pm The A-Team
A motorcycle gang terrorise a small town — but don't bargain on Hannibal and the team coming to the locals' rescue. Action adventure, starring Mr T and George Peppard.
1.00pm Walker, Texas Ranger
Alex prepares to give birth, while the Rangers become stars after ending up on a movie set. Adventure with the modern-day lawman whose crime-solving methods are rooted firmly in the Old West. Chuck Norris stars.
2.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog's daughter dies on his wedding day, leaving him with a heart-wrenching dilemma.
2.30pm Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog worries a fugitive bank robber might be dangerous, so tries to catch him while he's asleep.
3.00pm Street Crime UK
The police arrest two children for robbery at knife-point and a house is raided for drugs.
3.30pm Street Crime UK
Featuring a high-speed car chase in Sussex, and a police raid on a house in Swindon to arrest a man who has skipped bail.
4.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter
The latest case turns into a tense stand-off, which is resolved in an unusual way.
4.30pm Dog the Bounty Hunter
The hero promises to help free Frankie from prison when he attempts to turn his life around.
5.00pm When Sport Goes Bad
A collection of sporting accidents from around the world.
Discovery
12.00pm Days That Shook the World
Series exploring pivotal moments in history, hour by hour as they unfolded over the course of a day.
1.00pm FBI Files
An officer dies in the line of duty, prompting fellow law enforcers to ensure those responsible are brought to justice.
2.00pm Forensic Detectives
Scientists who draw upon natural clues such as insect bites, cat hairs and bacteria to help them in murder investigations.
3.00pm Deadliest Catch
The Maverick suffers from an outbreak of flu, which affects many of the crew, while the men on the Cornelia Marie have difficulty in their search for crab.
4.00pm Days That Shook the World
Series exploring pivotal moments in history, hour by hour as they unfolded over the course of a day.
5.00pm How It's Made
The production processes behind the making of drill bits, photo booths and stamps, and the way their manufacture has changed with technological advances.
5.30pm How Do They Do It?
The technological advances which allow crews to be rescued from submarines, cars to run on waste beer and 100 tonnes of soil to be shifted with a single scoop.
History
12.00pm The Great Escape
Veterans revisit Stalag Luft III as archaeologists reveal the true story behind the film, as well as the escape tunnel the Germans never found.
1.00pm Not Forgotten
Ian Hislop explores events following Armistice Day, as Britain's five million servicemen returned home after World War One. Although promised a land fit for heroes, they faced widespread unemployment and poverty, while physical disability and psychological trauma meant their lives would be changed for ever.
2.00pm The SS
Profile of Hitler's most powerful henchman, Heinrich Himmler, who managed the Nazi death squads and the mass extermination of Jews. He firmly believed in breeding a “master race”, which he saw as a future generation of Aryan heroes with the SS at its core.
3.00pm Ice Road Truckers
Emergency crews race to prevent an ecological catastrophe when a 50-ton fuel tanker flips over on the lethal ice road of Canada's Northwest Territories.
4.00pm Hitler, Churchill and the Paratroopers
The battle of Crete in May 1941, which saw the first-ever large-scale paratroop invasion by German forces. Although they eventually succeeded, high casualties convinced the Fuehrer that paratroops could only be used in exceptional circumstances. It was a decision that contrasted with the move by Britain and America to introduce more paratroopers to the front line, although their subsequent defeat at Arnhem made it clear that, once the element of surprise was gone, their deployment was too costly in men.
5.00pm The Lost Evidence
Series examining footage of World War Two to reveal the tactics that won battles. The first programme looks at hundreds of recently discovered aerial photographs that provide insight into the Battle of Britain — a 114-day conflict between the RAF and Luftwaffe which resulted in almost 35,000 casualties, 30,000 of them civilian.
Sky 1
12.00pm Stargate Atlantis
A lieutenant awakes in Atlantis with no memory of his past or identity but suffering from horrific nightmares. Dr Beckett explains he was captured and experimented on by the Wraith but he begins to suspect the truth is far more terrible. Guest starring Connor Trinneer, best known as Commander Tucker on Enterprise.
1.00pm Cold Case
Rush reopens a 30-year-old murder investigation when a drug addict brings her an audio recording. The tape sheds new light on the death of a rookie officer who died after being shot three times in the chest.
2.00pm Bones
An old acquaintance of Booth asks him to recheck evidence against a man scheduled for execution within 24 hours. Jack and Zack examine details from the case, while the team persuade a judge to authorise the exhumation of the victim's body in an attempt to fight for the condemned man's life. Crime drama, starring Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz.
3.00pm Stargate SG-1
Part one of two. Jonas decides to finish what Daniel started, and the Stargate malfunctions, plunging Earth into jeopardy. Meanwhile, Teal'c returns home to attend his wife's funeral with his son Rya'c, who believes she would not have been killed if his father had not joined the fight against the Goa'uld. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson.
4.00pm Stargate SG-1
Part two of two. With the Stargate transformed into a time bomb and the team unable to contact their off-world allies for help, Earth's only hope lies in a desperate gambit that could result in the permanent loss of the portal. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson.
5.00pm Futurama
Fry, Leela and Bender use the Professor's “What If” machine to see what would happen if their fondest wishes were granted. With the guest voices of former US Vice President Al Gore, physicist Stephen Hawking and actress Nichelle Nichols.
5.30pm Futurama
Bender inherits a haunted castle, but falls victim to a curse and turns into a car, which according to legend will attack its closest friends. Animated sci-fi comedy, with the voices of Katey Sagal, Billy West and John DiMaggio.

Friday evening

Eurosport
6.00pm UEFA Champions League Classics
A look back at some of the tournament's most memorable games.
7.00pm UEFA Champions League Classics
A look back at some of the tournament's most memorable games.
8.00pm Strongest Man
Highlights of the Grand Prix event in Norway, where many of the finest musclemen in the world were in action.
9.00pm Poker
Action from the Partouche Tour, the largest poker tournament to take place in Europe.
10.00pm World Superbikes
Highlights from the fourth round of the season at the TT Circuit Assen in Holland, where championship leader Troy Bayliss will be confident of a good performance as he already boasts a 48-point lead over nearest challenger Fonsi Nieto.
11.30pm Yoz Magazine
Action from the worlds of surfing, BMX, skateboarding and snowboarding.
Bravo
6.00pm Street Crime UK
The police tackle prostitutes in Leicester, crack down on armed teenagers in London, and make an arrest in Salisbury.
6.30pm Street Crime UK
Police raid a drug dealer's home in Stafford, a prostitute is arrested in a red light district and a drunken brawl erupts outside a pub.
7.00pm Walker, Texas Ranger
Alex prepares to give birth, while the Rangers become stars after ending up on a movie set. Adventure with the modern-day lawman whose crime-solving methods are rooted firmly in the Old West. Chuck Norris stars.
8.00pm The A-Team
A motorcycle gang terrorise a small town — but don't bargain on Hannibal and the team coming to the locals' rescue. Action adventure, starring Mr T and George Peppard.
9.00pm Ultimate Countdowns
Marc Bannerman presents footage of car accidents.
10.30pm In Your Face
Outrageous wind-up show, with the camera hidden in a pair of glasses.
11.00pm Star Trek: Voyager
Kazon intruders board Voyager and steal a transporter control module — a move which could have serious consequences for the Federation ship. Sci-fi adventure, starring Kate Mulgrew.
Discovery
6.00pm Mythbusters
Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate whether it is possible for a person to extinguish a fire using only their voice, and scrutinise theories about hypnosis.
7.00pm How It's Made
The origins of magnets, cooked ham, silver-plated teapots and crash test dummies, and how production processes have evolved with changes in technology.
7.30pm How Do They Do It?
How weather forecasts are produced, and a look at the making of a 35-tonne vehicle that can drive over an egg without damaging the shell.
8.00pm Deadliest Catch
The crab fishing fleet heads back out to sea as the season begins again, but the Northwestern is forced to lag behind the pack to make some urgent repairs.
9.00pm Crime Scene Australia
The case of Dr Victor Chang's extortion and murder, and a crime in which an unidentified girl was discovered lying in a road in Sydney wrapped in plastic rubbish bags.
10.00pm Life or Death
A couple seek medical advice complaining of flu-like symptoms, but doctors are shocked to discover the pair are suffering from a far more dangerous ailment.
11.00pm Crime Scene Australia
The story of Karen MacKenzie and her children, who were murdered at home in 1993. The killer was convicted but the evidence involved in the case was too horrific to be made public.
History
6.00pm Mega Movers
An attempt to move the 36,000-ton New York museum warship Intrepid, which, at 64 years old, is badly in need of repair.
7.00pm Ice Road Truckers
Todd White faces a ban for speeding that will end his season and Drew Sherwood is forced to abandon his load when the power on his rig fails. Meanwhile, a diesel tanker overturns and threatens to leak into the nearby Yellowknife River, a source of drinking water inhabited by wildlife. TJ Tilcox swaps his battered truck for a new model.
8.00pm Goering: A Career
Part two of three. A profile of Hermann Goering, the second in command of the Third Reich, including personal home movies and revelations about his drug addiction and art theft.
9.00pm Gestapo
Series chronicling the development of the Gestapo from its inception in 1941 to its powerful influence over Germany. Heinrich Muller built up the reputation of his forces to keep people in line and in fear, enabling the Nazis to tighten their grip on the country.
10.00pm The SS
A profile of high-ranking Nazi Reinhard Heydrich, the man behind the systematic murders of those regarded as racially and nationally undesirable in Hitler's German hegemony.
11.00pm The Lost Evidence
Series examining footage of World War Two to reveal the tactics that won battles. The first programme looks at hundreds of recently discovered aerial photographs that provide insight into the Battle of Britain — a 114-day conflict between the RAF and Luftwaffe which resulted in almost 35,000 casualties, 30,000 of them civilian.
Sky 1
6.00pm Futurama
Bender and Fry volunteer for military duty to enjoy the benefits of soldiers' discounts on various goods — but unfortunately for them, war breaks out the same day. Not to be outdone, Leela also decides to join the ranks, and creates quite a stir — especially in the eyes of her commander Zapp Brannigan.
6.30pm Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm passes up his aunt's dreary funeral in favour of a date with a beautiful girl — but she surprises him by arriving early, catching him half-dressed. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz.
7.00pm The Simpsons
Three stories of vengeance Springfield style. Homer finds himself accused of treason in post-revolutionary France, and Milhouse leads a rebellion of misfits in modern-day Springfield and a new crimefighter by the name of Red Revenge takes to the streets*
7.30pm The Simpsons
When documentary film-maker Declan Desmond visits Springfield to see how the town's residents are progressing Homer is worried he won't be deemed a success. In an attempt to convince Declan of his so-called achievements, he borrows Mr Burns' summer mansion but his cunning plan doesn't quite have the desired effect*
8.00pm Film: Batman and Robin (1997, PG)
George Clooney dons the Dark Knight's cowl and cape, joining sidekick Robin and superheroine Batgirl for a chilling confrontation with arch-villain Mr Freeze and femme fatale Poison Ivy. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman, Chris O'Donnell, Alicia Silverstone and Michael Gough co-star.
10.25pm Gladiators Ready! The Gladiators Story
The story of the hit gameshow, featuring interviews with the resident warriors from the original version, who reveal how their involvement affected their lives and what they have done since. Plus, their counterparts from the forthcoming revival are introduced.
11.25pm Too Much Too Young
Jeremy Edwards explores the mental and physical price celebrities pay for being famous in the 21st century. He examines the lives of Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty and Britney Spears, who have become recognised more for their tabloid antics then song-writing abilities. The host also takes a look at Heath Ledger's life and the pressure of fame that led to him taking prescription drugs for anxiety and depression.

Friday night / Saturday morning

Eurosport
12.00am Eurogoals
Round-up of goals and highlights from around Europe, including Serie A, Ligue 1 and the Bundesliga.
12.30am Close
 
Bravo
12.00am Sexarama
A daredevil magician from Marseilles whose act includes having sex on broken glass.
12.30am Sexarama
An enterprising German schoolboy who has started his own saucy online business.
1.00am [adult swim]
Cartoon zone offering the ultimate in irreverent comedy, featuring Robot Chicken.
1.15am [adult swim]
Cartoon zone offering the ultimate in irreverent comedy, featuring Robot Chicken.
1.30am [adult swim]
Cartoon zone offering the ultimate in irreverent comedy, featuring Robot Chicken.
1.45am [adult swim]
Cartoon zone offering the ultimate in irreverent comedy, featuring Robot Chicken.
2.00am [adult swim]
Animated comedy, featuring the junk-food shaped characters Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
2.15am [adult swim]
Animated comedy, featuring the junk-food shaped characters Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
2.30am [adult swim]
Animated comedy, featuring the junk-food shaped characters Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
2.45am [adult swim]
Animated comedy, featuring the junk-food shaped characters Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
3.00am Starsky and Hutch
Ken poses as a paramedic as part of a rescue bid after a wounded killer goes on the run, taking hostages with him. Seventies drama, starring Paul Michael Glaser and David Soul.
4.00am Close
 
Discovery
12.00am Most Evil
Dr Michael Stone investigates the crimes of mentally disturbed murderers in an attempt to explain why they acted as they did. He focuses on the cases of Ed Gein, who created clothing made of human skin, and Gary Heidnik, who constructed a torture chamber in the basement of his Philadelphia home. The forensic psychiatrist also interviews jailed killer Arthur Shawcross, a man convicted of mutilating 13 people in upstate New York.
1.00am FBI Files
How two fugitives committed the biggest bank robbery in Wisconsin's history after escaping on their way to court.
2.00am Forensic Detectives
An insight into how the smallest pieces of evidence left at a crime scene, such as a fingerprint or a shoe, can be critical in solving a case.
3.00am Crime Scene Australia
The case of Dr Victor Chang's extortion and murder, and a crime in which an unidentified girl was discovered lying in a road in Sydney wrapped in plastic rubbish bags.
3.50am The Man with No Arms: Shocking Story
A year in the life of disabled businessman Marty Ravellette, who was born with no arms, but still manages to run his own landscaping business by making extraordinary use of his feet.
4.40am Kings of Construction
An indoor alpine centre in Dubai, which offers its visitors all of the facilities required to ski — in the middle of a desert.
5.30am How It's Made
The processes involved in making suits of armour, membrane switches and sculpted hardwood.
History
12.00am Goering: A Career
Part two of three. A profile of Hermann Goering, the second in command of the Third Reich, including personal home movies and revelations about his drug addiction and art theft.
1.00am The Master
Profile of Dr Emilio Solanet, who created the famous Criollo breed from descendants of horses abandoned by the conquistadors.
2.00am Close
 
Sky 1
12.25am Battlestar Galactica
With time running out for Starbuck and her crew to find Earth, she decides to run the risk of accepting an offer of truce from Leoben. Meanwhile, Chief Tyrol remains haunted by Callie's death, Gaius broadcasts his preaching via the radio and President Roslin's cancer treatment becomes more intensive.
1.25am Road Wars
The Proactive Squad from Thames Valley Police use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras to give an intriguing insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented, featuring footage of dangerous drivers on the overcrowded roads.
2.15am Road Wars
The Proactive Squad from Thames Valley Police use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras to give an intriguing insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. After an armed man crashes his car, he opens fire on the police, who take evasive action. Plus footage of a car crash involving a motorcyclist.
3.05am Stargate Atlantis
A lieutenant awakes in Atlantis with no memory of his past or identity but suffering from horrific nightmares. Dr Beckett explains he was captured and experimented on by the Wraith but he begins to suspect the truth is far more terrible. Guest starring Connor Trinneer, best known as Commander Tucker on Enterprise.
3.55am Airline
The terrorism threat is brought home to staff with a realistic training programme, a cancer sufferer takes a break for her hen night, and pop group Bucks Fizz cause a stir in the departure lounge.
4.20am Brainiac: Science Abuse
Humorous laboratory-based show, tackling the more unusual experiments that no one else would dare touch. Jon Tickle finds out whether it's possible to swim through syrup, madcap Dr Bunhead takes to the road and wise old Granny Brainiac offers more top science tips. With Richard Hammond and Charlotte Hudson.
5.05am Bite Size Brainiac
Shortened version of the science show, featuring more outrageous experiments with the team.
5.10am Guilty!
A mother's cruel jibes that could be ruining her daughter's life and a woman who is fed up of her boyfriend's dancing.
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