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morning

Eurosport
7.30am Planet Armstrong
A profile of Lance Armstrong, focusing on his long-awaited comeback to competitive cycling.
8.00am Swimming
The Mediterranean Games. Action from the fifth day of the swimming competition at the Piscina Le Naiadi in Pescara, Italy, featuring a total of seven finals in the men's and women's disciplines.
9.00am Cycling: Tour de France
The teams are presented ahead of the 2009 staging of the race, which starts in Monaco on Saturday.
10.00am Planet Armstrong
A profile of Lance Armstrong, focusing on his long-awaited comeback to competitive cycling.
10.30am Cavendish's Tour de France 2008
The story of Mark Cavendish's stage-13 victory in last year's race, a 182km journey between Narbonne and Nimes.
11.30am World Superbikes
Action from both races in the ninth round of the season, held at Donington Park. Troy Bayliss and Ryuichi Kiyonari were the successful riders on this circuit last term; Bayliss's win was his eighth of the year and helped him to his third world title. Noriyuki Haga led the standings going into the meeting, but will have had bad memories of Donington after he failed to score a single point here last term.
Bravo
8.00am Martial Law
A robber strikes at Melanie's bank and takes her hostage to ensure he gets away safely — but reckons without the intervention of Sammo and Terrell. High-kicking adventure, starring Sammo Hung and Tammy Lauren.
9.00am Dog the Bounty Hunter
Part two of two. Duane Dog Chapman and his family of bounty hunters embark on the trail of a fugitive in Colorado.
9.30am Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog receives advice from the Shaolin monks and the team embarks on a pursuit through apartment complexes and a shopping mall.
10.00am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK
The Marine and Counter Terrorism unit recover a car that was driven into a busy harbour, and a drug user is found having convulsions in a car park.
11.00am Dog the Bounty Hunter
The group goes in search of two female fugitives — one of whom has the word “crazy” tattooed on her neck.
11.30am Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog finds it impossible to pursue criminals covertly in a small community on the main island, giving the fugitives the upper hand.
Discovery
6.00am Scrapheap Challenge
Robert Llewellyn and Lisa Rogers look on in the scrapyard junk contest, which sees The Destroyers from Portsmouth and Hot Property from Surrey battling to build the meanest of all machines ever to leave the yard — tanks.
7.00am Deadliest Catch
The opilio crab season begins again, and inexperienced fishermen prepare themselves for their introduction to the sub-zero temperatures on board ship and the icy waters of the Bering Sea.
8.00am Super Comet: After the Impact
Part one of two. Leading experts, dramatic sequences and CGI graphics combine to provide an insight into how mankind would cope should a giant comet strike Earth. The programme imagines the collision plunging the earth into a deep winter as the blocking of the sun prevents heat and light reaching the planet, causing many species to be wiped out in a geological instant. The human race survives the initial collision, but finds the world a very different and more dangerous place.
9.00am Ways to Save the Planet
In the Dominican Republic, engineer Fred Ferguson develops a lighter-than-air tethered wind turbine, and heads to a high point in the landscape to test his invention.
10.00am Killer Tanks
The Russian KV tank, which was hailed as the best of its kind when it was made in 1939, with advanced artillery and top-of-the-range armour.
11.00am Battlefield
Part one of two. The siege of Leningrad during World War Two, one of the most devastating events of the entire conflict.
History
6.00am Jetstream
The six remaining trainees learn the rules of air combat.
7.00am Hitler's War
Series offering an Axis perspective on World War Two, bringing Hitler's strategies and operations to the fore. The first episode focuses on the sinking of the “invincible” Bismarck by the British in May 1941
8.00am Lost Worlds
The history of the cities built on the hilltop of Har Megiddo in Israel, which is the source of the word Armageddon.
9.00am Mega Movers
How a 22,000-ton oil rig was transported from Singapore to the Gulf of Mexico.
10.00am Expedition: Africa
Documentary following a group of adventurers who retrace Henry Morton Stanley's epic journey through Africa in 1871, in search of missing explorer Dr David Livingstone. Survivalist Benedict Allen, wildlife expert Mireya Mayor, navigator Pasquale Scaturro and journalist Kevin Sites take part in the 970-mile trip through the harsh lanscape of Tanzania using only basic equipment.
11.00am Ancient Discoveries
Three-part series exploring the remarkably advanced technology of the ancient world, focusing on how modern discoveries owe much to the scientists and inventors of the past.
Sky 1
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.
7.00am Brainiac: Science Abuse
Richard Hammond goes in search of Britain's best DIY bungee and the team investigates whether it is possible to play fruit machines for free. Plus, boys and girls battle it out and there are more top tips from Granny Brainiac.
8.00am Celebrity Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?
Noel Edmonds presents an edition of the game show, in which well-known faces try to answer questions from the national curriculum.
9.00am Don't Forget the Lyrics
Shane Richie introduces 20-year-old beautician Faye Crouch to the stage, who hopes to win enough of the prize money to pay back loans from her grandparents and buy a designer bag.
10.00am Stargate SG-1
Part one of two. Lt Col Cameron Mitchell arrives at the SGC to lead SG-1, only to discover the original members have all gone their separate ways on different projects. Determined to join the elite unit, he decides the perfect way to reunite the team would be to go in search of artefacts once belonging to the Ancients.
11.00am Stargate SG-1
Part two of two. Daniel Jackson and Vala still struggle to shake off the Goa'uld bracelets and find themselves transported to a distant galaxy, where they inhabit the bodies of two civilians on a planet governed by an unfamiliar deity.

afternoon

Eurosport
1.00pm MotoGP
The MotoGP Dutch Grand Prix. A chance to see the seventh race of the season, held at the TT Circuit Assen. Last year's race was won by Australian Casey Stoner, who made full use of pole position to claim victory ahead of Spaniard Dani Pedrosa and American Colin Edwards.
2.00pm Live Show Jumping
The Concours Hippique International Officiel event, held in the German city of Aachen, featuring the Prize of North Rhine-Westphalia jumping competition.
3.45pm Eurogoals: One to One
A profile of Juventus and Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon.
4.00pm Cycling: Tour de France
The teams are presented ahead of the 2009 staging of the race, which starts in Monaco on Saturday.
5.00pm Planet Armstrong
A profile of American rider Lance Armstrong, focusing on his return to competitive cycling.
5.30pm Cavendish's Tour de France 2008
The story of Mark Cavendish's stage-13 victory in last year's race, a 182km journey between Narbonne and Nimes.
Bravo
12.00pm The Outer Limits
Aliens land on Earth with an unusual request — they need human corpses to use as host bodies, in an effort to propagate their dying species. However, when they start transferring computer discs and information about their mothership, a scientist's suspicions are aroused. DW Moffett stars.
1.00pm The A-Team
Two sisters ask the caring commandos to help prevent the Mob muscling in on their beachfront hotel.
2.00pm Martial Law
A robber strikes at Melanie's bank and takes her hostage to ensure he gets away safely — but reckons without the intervention of Sammo and Terrell. High-kicking adventure, starring Sammo Hung and Tammy Lauren.
3.00pm World's Most Amazing Videos
Footage of daredevil escapes and incredible disasters, including a fire raging through an apartment, and a stolen sports car being chased along the motorway.
4.00pm The Outer Limits
Aliens land on Earth with an unusual request — they need human corpses to use as host bodies, in an effort to propagate their dying species. However, when they start transferring computer discs and information about their mothership, a scientist's suspicions are aroused. DW Moffett stars.
5.00pm The A-Team
Two sisters ask the caring commandos to help prevent the Mob muscling in on their beachfront hotel.
Discovery
12.00pm Time Team
Tony Robinson and the team unearth the Roman origins of Beauport Park in East Sussex, investigating the existence of a well-preserved bath-house which is reportedly sitting in the middle of the local golf course.
1.00pm Finding the Fallen
Excavation of the World War One battlefield at Passchendaele, where many soldiers drowned during fighting in 1917 after being trampled into a sea of mud.
2.00pm Killer Tanks: Fighting the Iron Fist
How the T-34 saved Russia from disaster when it was unleashed against an unsuspecting German Army.
3.00pm World War Two: The Complete History
The Nazi plan to gain total air supremacy before Hitler's forces crossed the Channel to invade Britain.
4.00pm Time Team
Reports of crashed World War Two bombers attract the dedicated diggers to the Norfolk marshes. The remains of two B-17s that collided in mid-air were left unsalvaged following the burial of the crews, presenting a modern-day team of experts with the question of what could have caused the accident.
5.00pm Deadliest Catch
The crew of the Timothy Michael make one last push for success and race to make their few remaining days of the year count for something, but find their trawls are barren and begin to regret making the journey.
History
12.00pm Extreme Trains
Matt Bown rides on the Union Pacific's Omaha to Sacramento train, which travels over Donner Pass — where the crew is forced to clear ice from the tracks.
1.00pm Cities of the Underworld
An investigation to uncover the historic secrets buried beneath Rome and Naples where ancient structures may have been used by gladiators.
2.00pm Decoding the Past
Examining whether the rise of Nazism in Europe during the early 20th century was foretold in predictions as far back as Biblical times, and whether this knowledge could have been used to avert the destructive war that followed.
3.00pm Lost Worlds
The history of the cities built on the hilltop of Har Megiddo in Israel, which is the source of the word Armageddon.
4.00pm Hitler's War
Series offering an Axis perspective on World War Two, bringing Hitler's strategies and operations to the fore. The first episode focuses on the sinking of the “invincible” Bismarck by the British in May 1941
5.00pm Cities of the Underworld
Don Wildman investigates the underground surveillance nerve centres that catch the cheats in Las Vegas casinos.
Sky 1
12.00pm The Biggest Loser
One of the final four contestants is crowned ”The Biggest Loser” and wins a prize of $250,000. Last in the series.
12.50pm Bite Size Brainiac
Shortened version of the science show, featuring more outrageous experiments with the team.
1.00pm UK Border Force
The Manchester enforcement team conducts raids in Rochdale, searching for illegal workers, and a man is deported to Nigeria.
2.00pm Lost
Ben's efforts to reunite the Oceanic Six and return them to the island prove unsuccessful, while Locke faces more pressure as he tries to stop the violent shifts through time. Matthew Fox, Michael Emerson and Terry O'Quinn star.
3.00pm Bones
The detectives desperately try to track down a prison escapee, a notorious serial killer Brennan once put behind bars. The convict resumes his murder spree, and vows to continue until he has exacted his revenge. Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz star.
4.00pm Oops TV
Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins.
4.30pm Malcolm in the Middle
When Lois finds herself repeatedly insulted at a family reunion, the youngsters plot revenge and Hal is prompted to stand up to his father. Guest starring Christopher Lloyd, with Frankie Muniz and Jane Kaczmarek.
5.00pm Lion Man
Following the daily life at the Zion Wildlife Gardens in New Zealand, where owner Craig Busch runs a sanctuary for lions, tigers and leopards.
5.30pm Lion Man
Following the daily life at the Zion Wildlife Gardens in New Zealand, where owner Craig Busch runs a sanctuary for lions, tigers and leopards.

evening

Eurosport
6.30pm Inside the Teams
A behind-the-scenes look at the training schedule for the Team Columbia-Highroad riders.
7.00pm Live Athletics
The second Golden League meeting of the season comes from the Bislett Stadium in Oslo, Norway, where a high-quality field is in attendance, with all of them hoping to win their respective events and move a step closer to a $1million grand prize.
9.00pm MotoGP
The MotoGP Dutch Grand Prix. A chance to see the seventh race of the season, held at the TT Circuit Assen. Last year's race was won by Australian Casey Stoner, who made full use of pole position to claim victory ahead of Spaniard Dani Pedrosa and American Colin Edwards.
9.55pm Live MotoGP
All the action from the practice session for the MotoGP United States Grand Prix, held at the Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca ahead of the eighth round of the season.
11.10pm Cycling: Tour de France
The teams are presented ahead of the 2009 staging of the race, which starts in Monaco on Saturday.
Bravo
6.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter
The group goes in search of two female fugitives — one of whom has the word “crazy” tattooed on her neck.
6.30pm Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog finds it impossible to pursue criminals covertly in a small community on the main island, giving the fugitives the upper hand.
7.00pm World's Most Amazing Videos
Footage of daredevil escapes and incredible disasters, including a fire raging through an apartment, and a stolen sports car being chased along the motorway.
8.00pm Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK
The Met police successfully chase drug dealers, and traffic comes to a standstill as officers deal with an incident involving a woman trapped under a lorry.
9.00pm Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously
Danny meets former gang leader Elijah Kerr aka JaJa, founder of the infamous south London Peel Dem Crew.
10.00pm Film: Very Bad Things (1998, 18)
Five friends are enjoying a riotous stag night in Las Vegas when the stripper entertaining them has a fatal accident. Panic-stricken, they dismember the body and bury her in the desert, while the the increasingly unhinged best man resorts to desperate measures to keep their secret under wraps. Black comedy, starring Christian Slater, Cameron Diaz and Jon Favreau.
Discovery
6.00pm American Chopper
Part one of two. The team builds a bike for the Intel corporation. Complete with an on-board computer and powerful V Quad motor, the design provides some interesting challenges for the crew.
7.00pm Mythbusters
Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman look at whether is it possible to swim as fast in syrup as in water, and carry out a few bullet-based challenges.
8.00pm How Do They Do It?
The creation of denim fabric and wine glasses.
8.30pm How Does That Work?
The technology used in coffee machines, laser levels, inkjet printers and robotic floor cleaners.
9.00pm Destroyed in Seconds
A massive explosion occurs at a propane plant, a boat and its passengers are sucked under a ferry, a dragster disintegrates at 130 mph and a racing boat crashes.
9.30pm Destroyed in Seconds
A chain reaction of explosions is triggered by a grenade, a plane crashes at a baseball match and a house is lifted off its foundations in a backdraft explosion.
10.00pm Showdown: Air Combat
The Japanese Zero and America's F4F Wildcat planes, two of the dominant aircraft during World War Two.
11.00pm Whale Wars
Activists Ben and Giles are held captive aboard the Japanese whaling ship, so the rest of the group launches a night-time raid to rescue them.
History
6.00pm Decoding the Past
A 19th-century soothsayer from Kentucky, who was known as “the other Nostradamus” after he predicted secular events such as World War Two and the Great Depression before they actually occurred. The programme also explores his expert medical knowledge which was way ahead of his time and enabled him to diagnose several illnesses that had never been heard of before.
7.00pm Luftwaffe 46
Archive footage and computer-generated reconstructions are used to examine Germany's planned attack on New York during World War Two. The programme also investigates the military technologies — including jet fighters and cruise missiles — being explored by Hitler.
8.00pm Goering: A Career
A profile of Hermann Goering, the second in command of the Third Reich, including personal home movies and revelations about his drug addiction and art theft.
9.00pm The Lost Evidence
The story of the Battle of the Bulge, which saw the American 101st Airborne resist the German offensive in the Ardennes by defending the town of Bastogne during World War Two.
10.00pm The World at War
Third part of the acclaimed documentary charting the history of World War Two, showing how the French Army suffered heavy defeat after underestimating the Nazis' strength while relying on World War One strategies and equipment to defend its frontiers. Narrated by Laurence Olivier.
11.05pm The Last Days of World War Two
How America's assault on the Rhineland — Operation Lumberjack — gathered pace as General Patton's troops advanced from the south.
Sky 1
6.00pm Futurama
Bender's yearning to become a memorable figure prompts him to turn into a tyrannical pharaoh on Osiris 4 — so his friends try to bring him back down to Earth.
6.30pm Futurama
Bender is accidentally shot into space and discovers a microscopic civilisation. The tiny aliens declare him their god — but his attempts to help them soon go awry.
7.00pm The Simpsons
Principal Skinner takes his more rebellious pupils on a trip on the day of the vice president's assessment test and finds himself rediscovering the meaning of teaching. Homer is plagued by paranoia after forgetting to pay the family's insurance bill, imagining and trying to prevent a host of potential catastrophes*
7.30pm The Simpsons
Homer is photographed in a compromising situation with an exotic dancer during a workmate's stag party and finds to his dismay Marge is in no mood to forgive and forget. With the voice of Sam McMurray*
8.00pm Don't Forget the Lyrics
Twenty eight-year-old newlywed Kate Cotterell from Liverpool sings to win the cash jackpot so she can chemically straighten her hair and treat her family to football season tickets.
9.00pm Road Wars
The Road Crime Unit and the Tactical Aid Group join forces on a drugs raid and Giles pulls over the same motorist twice in one week. Plus a female drink-driver offers an officer more than just a breath test.
10.00pm Martina Cole's The Take
Jimmy forces Freddie to take responsibility for his son's actions when Little Jimmy is found dead at the hands of Little Freddie. Maggie finally reveals the truth about Little Jimmy's parentage, ending in a showdown between herself and her rapist. Last in the series.
11.00pm Martina Cole: Girls in Gangs London
The crime author travels to London to see how the role of young women in the city's gangs compares to those in LA, examining the appeal of the gangster way of life and how the girls are treated by their male counterparts.

night / morning

Eurosport
12.10am Planet Armstrong
A profile of American rider Lance Armstrong, focusing on his return to competitive cycling.
12.40am Close
 
Bravo
12.30am Enterprise
The crew recovers from a deadly assault, but the ship is crippled and needs immediate attention. Meanwhile, tensions escalate within the Xindi council. Sci-fi adventure, starring Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock.
1.30am Star Trek: The Next Generation
Troi is forced to take over as captain after Picard becomes trapped in a lift following a collision between the Enterprise and a quantum filament. Meanwhile, Data loses his head and Worf finds himself acting as midwife to Keiko. Sci-fi drama, starring Marina Sirtis, Patrick Stewart and Michael Dorn.
2.30am Sin Cities
Ashley Hames travels to Seattle where he directs an adult film — but struggles to control his cast of zombies and nudes.
3.00am Martial Law
A robber strikes at Melanie's bank and takes her hostage to ensure he gets away safely — but reckons without the intervention of Sammo and Terrell. High-kicking adventure, starring Sammo Hung and Tammy Lauren.
4.00am Close
 
5.00am Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.
Discovery
12.00am Most Evil
Dr Michael Stone investigates the crimes of mentally disturbed murderers in an attempt to explain why they acted as they did. He focuses on the cases of Ed Gein, who created clothing made of human skin, and Gary Heidnik, who constructed a torture chamber in the basement of his Philadelphia home. The forensic psychiatrist also interviews jailed killer Arthur Shawcross, a man convicted of mutilating 13 people in upstate New York.
1.00am North Mission Road
A nurse vanishes on her way home, and investigators arrest a suspect driving her car, supposing he is the woman's kidnapper.
1.30am Suburban Secrets
A teenage girl's body is found in a ditch after a night out with friends, who may have played a part in her death.
2.00am Solved
A woman is reported missing by her husband, and police find her body in her abandoned car. A letter from a serial killer admits responsibility, but the evidence provides a shock.
3.00am Destroyed in Seconds
A massive explosion occurs at a propane plant, a boat and its passengers are sucked under a ferry, a dragster disintegrates at 130 mph and a racing boat crashes.
3.25am Destroyed in Seconds
A chain reaction of explosions is triggered by a grenade, a plane crashes at a baseball match and a house is lifted off its foundations in a backdraft explosion.
3.50am Showdown: Air Combat
The Japanese Zero and America's F4F Wildcat planes, two of the dominant aircraft during World War Two.
4.40am Extreme Engineering
The public works project designed to overhaul New York City's crumbling subway system.
5.30am How It's Made
The techniques used in the making of halogen bulbs, aluminium ladders, cellulose insulation and bamboo fly rods are examined.
History
12.00am Goering: A Career
A profile of Hermann Goering, the second in command of the Third Reich, including personal home movies and revelations about his drug addiction and art theft.
1.00am Hitler's War
Series offering an Axis perspective on World War Two, bringing Hitler's strategies and operations to the fore. The first episode focuses on the sinking of the “invincible” Bismarck by the British in May 1941
2.00am Jetstream
The six remaining trainees learn the rules of air combat.
3.00am Cities of the Underworld
Don Wildman investigates the underground surveillance nerve centres that catch the cheats in Las Vegas casinos.
4.00am Decoding the Past
A 19th-century soothsayer from Kentucky, who was known as “the other Nostradamus” after he predicted secular events such as World War Two and the Great Depression before they actually occurred. The programme also explores his expert medical knowledge which was way ahead of his time and enabled him to diagnose several illnesses that had never been heard of before.
5.00am Lost Worlds
The history of the cities built on the hilltop of Har Megiddo in Israel, which is the source of the word Armageddon.
Sky 1
12.00am Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme features footage of dangerous drivers on overcrowded roads.
1.00am Road Wars
Police officers stop a fraudulent operation involving bottled water, capture a runaway horse and race against the clock to reclaim a stolen car.
1.50am The Villa
Prison officer Amanda falls out with her computer-matched lover.
2.40am Stargate SG-1
Part one of two. Lt Col Cameron Mitchell arrives at the SGC to lead SG-1, only to discover the original members have all gone their separate ways on different projects. Determined to join the elite unit, he decides the perfect way to reunite the team would be to go in search of artefacts once belonging to the Ancients.
3.30am Stargate SG-1
Part two of two. Daniel Jackson and Vala still struggle to shake off the Goa'uld bracelets and find themselves transported to a distant galaxy, where they inhabit the bodies of two civilians on a planet governed by an unfamiliar deity.
4.20am Airline
Security surrounding Bill Clinton's visit brings Belfast to a standstill and fog in Luton disrupts Leo's timetable.
4.45am Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme features footage of dangerous drivers on overcrowded roads.
5.10am Project Catwalk
The final three designers put the finishing touches to their 12-piece collection for London Fashion Week, hoping to win £25,000. Ben De Lisi provides advice. Hosted by Kelly Osbourne. Last in the series.
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