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UK TV Listings on the 2nd of July 2009
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Thursday morning

BBC 3
BBC 4
ITV 2
6.00am Coronation Street
Maria and Tony's plan to speed up the baby's arrival with a long walk is a success, but the factory boss is distracted by Ozzie. Kevin and Molly take more risks to spend time together in the shop, Rosie informs the stunned factory girls of her investment, while both Eileen and Jason are smitten with their new partners.
6.25am Emmerdale
Paddy is furious with Aaron when he ruins his birthday party by mocking his planned proposal, and is saddened when he and Chas agree to never marry. Carl struggles with his guilt as he tries to comfort Lexi following the loss of their baby, while Maisie and Nathan worry their behaviour has caused the rift between their parents.
6.55am The Montel Williams Show
Topical debate with the chat show host.
7.35am Judge Judy
Real-life court cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken New York judge Judy Sheindlin.
7.55am Ricki Lake
Contentious studio debate with audience advice.
8.40am Ricki Lake
Contentious studio debate with audience advice.
9.25am I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! USA
Former wrestler Torrie Wilson, basketballer John Salley and actor Lou Diamond Phillips compete for the title King or Queen of the Jungle in the final of the American version of the reality show. Myleene Klass announces the winner alongside Damien Fahey, and many of the former residents from the series return to celebrate the end of their adventure. Last in the series.
10.30am Judge Judy
Triple bill of real-life court cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken New York judge Judy Sheindlin.
CBBC
7.00am Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
followed by Mona the Vampire
7.15am Uncle Max
Comedy, starring David Schneider as accident-prone Max, who has all manner of misadventures while taking his nephew Luke on a weekly day out.
7.25am Rocket Boy and Toro
Comedy space series following the adventures of a delivery boy and his trusty guard sheep as they try to outwit evil supercomputer Dr Square, who is determined to discover the secret of Rocket Boy's speed.
7.35am Mortified
Australian drama, starring Marny Kennedy as Taylor Fry, an 11-year-old who is constantly embarrassed by her unpredictable family, and spends her days dreaming of escape. With Nicholas Dunn, Maia Mitchell and Dajana Cahill.
8.00am The Story of Tracy Beaker
The adventures of an irrepressible foster child as she meets the world head-on, desperately seeking a loving home. Based on the books by award-winning writer Jacqueline Wilson.
8.25am Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
8.30am Blue Peter
Long-running children's magazine programme, with Helen Skelton, Joel Defries and Andy Akinwolere.
8.55am Thumb Wrestling Federation: TWF
Thumb puppet animation, following the story of rival wrestlers as the Mighty Dexteras strive to defeat Senator Skull and the evil Sinistras.
9.00am Wild Tales
 
9.30am Serious Ocean
Eight people aged 12-15 take part in a challenging mission around the southern-most tip of South America in the Pacific Ocean, taking part in a wide range of activities including climbing and diving.
followed by The Owl
10.00am Small Talk Diaries
 
10.15am Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster
How to avoid dangerous situations.
followed by Furry Facts
10.30am Best of Friends
Children's game show in which five friends complete challenges to win prizes. Presented by Michael Absolom and Rani Khanijau.
11.00am Get 100
Reggie Yates hosts the quiz in which all the answers are numbers between one and 99 and the aim is to collect 100 points.
followed by MySay
11.30am Raven: The Dragon's Eye
Adventure game show, featuring a group of children attempting to complete a series of tasks and feats.
Sky Travel
6.00am Luton Airport
A convoy of contractors take over the airfield as night falls to resurface the runway, and members of a rugby team show off their skills in the departure lounge. The new luggage and check-in systems undergo a rigorous testing procedure before they can be opened to the public.
6.30am Airline
Supervisor Jane Boulton is all of a flutter as Eighties pop icon Simon Le Bon flies into Luton, and a Spanish hunk makes her acquaintance. Meanwhile, a bride-to-be loses her passport, leaving her with only an hour to find it before her flight leaves, and Ferrari hunter Simon Empson heads for Geneva.
7.00am Airline
A pair of podium dancers fly one-way to Mallorca, and a passenger becomes emotional when his girlfriend abandons him at the check-in desk.
7.30am Babies at Risk
Tiny baby girl Sam seems to be doing well, but suddenly develops a heart clot, presenting new consultant David Harding with a serious challenge.
8.00am Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
8.30am It's Me or the Dog USA
Canine behaviour expert Victoria Stilwell takes her training tips to America and uses all the tricks of her trade to deal with the country's troublesome pooches.
9.30am Medical Emergency
Real-life hospital drama from a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Chris Gabardi narrates.
10.00am The Biggest Loser: Australia
Australian version of the series following overweight contestants as they compete to shed the pounds and turn their lives around, aided by fitness trainers and health experts.
10.30am The Tube
A heatwave grips London, bringing chaos to the Underground, where temperatures are always an average of 10 degrees higher than on the surface. The fine weather is a boon for the organisers of a pop concert in Hyde Park.
11.00am Psychic Detectives
Psychic Carol Pate tries to trace a woman who vanished from her home, and hopes that her visions of a pink tracksuit and a body of water will provide vital clues to rescuers.
11.30am Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.

Thursday afternoon

BBC 3
BBC 4
ITV 2
12.00pm Coronation Street
Maria and Tony's plan to speed up the baby's arrival with a long walk is a success, but the factory boss is distracted by Ozzie. Kevin and Molly take more risks to spend time together in the shop, Rosie informs the stunned factory girls of her investment, while both Eileen and Jason are smitten with their new partners.
12.30pm Emmerdale
Paddy is furious with Aaron when he ruins his birthday party by mocking his planned proposal, and is saddened when he and Chas agree to never marry. Carl struggles with his guilt as he tries to comfort Lexi following the loss of their baby, while Maisie and Nathan worry their behaviour has caused the rift between their parents.
1.00pm Airline USA
Rowdy BMX bikers upset their fellow passengers on a flight from Las Vegas to Chicago and Midway Airport manager Colleen is bombarded with demands for compensation. Meanwhile, 10-year-old Mark takes his first unaccompanied flight, but it is his mother who needs reassurance, and another stressed woman with two children in tow misses her flight and kicks up a fuss in her effort to get home to San Diego.
1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues.
2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues.
3.45pm Ricki Lake
Contentious studio debate with audience advice.
4.30pm Ricki Lake
Contentious studio debate with audience advice.
5.15pm Sally Jessy Raphael
US chat show in which the host and her audience discuss controversial topics.
CBBC
12.00pm Roar
Rani Price and Matthew Skilton go behind the scenes at Howletts Wild Animal Park in Kent.
12.55pm Thumb Wrestling Federation: TWF
Thumb puppet animation, following the story of rival wrestlers as the Mighty Dexteras strive to defeat Senator Skull and the evil Sinistras.
1.00pm Young Dracula
Comedy drama following Count Dracula and his two children Vlad and Ingrid as they set up home in Britain.
1.30pm Mortified
Australian drama, starring Marny Kennedy as Taylor Fry, an 11-year-old who is constantly embarrassed by her unpredictable family, and spends her days dreaming of escape. With Nicholas Dunn, Maia Mitchell and Dajana Cahill.
1.55pm Wild Tales
 
2.20pm Uncle Max
Comedy, starring David Schneider as accident-prone Max, who has all manner of misadventures while taking his nephew Luke on a weekly day out.
2.35pm Maya & Miguel
Animated fun with the irrepressible 10-year-old twins and their friends, family and bilingual parrot Paco.
3.00pm Pitt & Kantrop
Prehistoric animation following the adventures of a 12-year-old caveman and the last surviving pterodactyl.
3.25pm Stake Out
Hidden-camera game show that attempts to find out how well children know their friends. Pete Firman presents.
3.55pm Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
4.00pm Scoop
The adventures of reporter Digby Digworth. Shaun Williamson stars.
4.30pm The Sorcerer's Apprentice
A group of seven boys and seven girls are hand-picked to attend a magic school at a huge manor house in the English countryside, under the tutelage of master illusionist Maximillian Somerset, competing for the title of Sorcerer's Apprentice.
5.00pm The Story of Tracy Beaker
The adventures of an irrepressible foster child as she meets the world head-on, desperately seeking a loving home. Based on the books by award-winning writer Jacqueline Wilson.
5.15pm Deadly 60
 
5.45pm Beat the Boss
Saira Khan presents the show in which teams of children compete against business executives to design new products for young consumers.
Sky Travel
12.00pm Airline
Purser Mark Hobson holds an impromptu in-flight quiz in preparation for his appearance on a TV show, a determined businesswoman makes heroic efforts to get to her meeting in Glasgow after missing her plane and a girl with an expired passport makes her holiday flight with a minute to spare.
12.30pm Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
1.00pm Medical Emergency
Real-life hospital drama from a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Chris Gabardi narrates.
1.30pm The Filth Files
Officers investigate a rat-infested rubbish dump and a property contaminated with toxic chemicals used for making illegal drugs.
2.00pm Diet Tribe
 
3.00pm Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
3.30pm It's Me or the Dog USA
Canine behaviour expert Victoria Stilwell takes her training tips to America and uses all the tricks of her trade to deal with the country's troublesome pooches.
4.30pm Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
5.00pm Babies at Risk
Parents Jo and Andy feel the strain of their baby's four-month stay in the Special Care unit, as she still has not begun feed properly and they are both due back at work.
5.30pm Babies at Risk
Tiny baby girl Sam seems to be doing well, but suddenly develops a heart clot, presenting new consultant David Harding with a serious challenge.

Thursday evening

BBC 3
7.00pm Doctor Who
An unknown presence joins the Time Lord and a group of tourists trapped on a shuttle travelling across a distant planet. When a fellow passenger starts mimicking the Doctor, paranoia sweeps through the cabin. Guest starring Lesley Sharp and David Troughton, son of the second Doctor Patrick Troughton.
7.45pm Doctor Who Confidential
Members of the show's sound effects team reveal how they create a spooky atmosphere for the Time Lord's adventures. Featuring interviews with David Tennant, Russell T Davies and guest star David Troughton, son of the Doctor's second incarnation Patrick Troughton.
8.00pm Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Atomic Kitten member Jenny Frost and the Personal Overhaul Device give a new look to 2006 Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle Houghton, a scantily clad woman from London and man with a passion for heavy metal.
8.30pm Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Jenny Frost and the Personal Overhaul Device give a much-needed new look to a woman who spends £1,200 per month on her appearance, and the host catches up with Heather from the first series. Jodie Marsh also receives a make-under.
9.00pm Can I Get High Legally?
George Lamb investigates the world of legal drugs, finding out about the pills, powders and herbs that promise the same effects as their illegal counterparts. He meets people who take them, a man who sells them and a doctor with concerns about their potential danger, to examine why they are legal and whether this means they are safe.
10.00pm EastEnders
Minty catches Phil and Manda together and suspects they are having an affair, while the reopening of the cafe fails to run smoothly for Ian. Al encourages Heather to seek advice before making her final decision about the baby, Amira tries to prove herself to Zainab, and Trina finds a way to get back at Denise.
10.30pm The Real Hustle on Holiday
Alexis Conran, Paul Wilson and Jessica Clement expose the sinister side of friendly strangers selling lucky heather, and musical fans fall victim to a scam that ruins their night out in the West End. Plus, TV presenter Michael Underwood takes part in a Celebrity Con Game.
11.00pm Family Guy
Chris grows increasingly uncomfortable with his weight and visits a cosmetic surgeon to arrange liposuction. However, it is Peter who ends up having the procedure — and his new appearance causes him to become vain and self-obsessed.
11.25pm Family Guy
Peter learns his house on Spooner Street is not officially a part of the United States, and decides to take drastic action — by establishing his own country and declaring war on America. Stewie is thrilled when several dictators turn up to show their support, but Lois soon becomes enraged.
11.50pm Can I Get High Legally?
George Lamb investigates the world of legal drugs, finding out about the pills, powders and herbs that promise the same effects as their illegal counterparts. He meets people who take them, a man who sells them and a doctor with concerns about their potential danger, to examine why they are legal and whether this means they are safe.
BBC 4
7.00pm World News Today
 
7.30pm In Search of England's Green and Pleasant Land
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen explores the threats facing the rural way of life in the West Country, and reveals whether he has succeeded in finding a rural idyll following his move from London to Gloucestershire.
8.00pm Hidden Histories
Huw Edwards and the team set out to discover why a master carpenter carved his tools into the wood of a Tudor house. They also investigate a theatre built by the Romans to entertain their troops in the Welsh hills and examine an example of local chapel architecture.
8.30pm The Sky at Night
Patrick Moore and Chris Lintott present a guide to studying the surface of the moon, identifying craters, mountains and lava seas.
9.00pm Crude Britannia: The Story of North Sea Oil
The series examining North Sea gas and oil concludes with a look at the impact of the 1991 Gulf War, which brought home the fragility of global supplies of energy. Oil companies also faced their biggest challenge yet from the growing environmental movement, while developments in underwater technology allowed workers to venture into deeper waters for new supplies. Last in the series.
10.00pm The Secret Life of the Airport
Archive footage and eyewitness accounts reveal the events that have shaped people's experiences and views of the modern airport, including security procedures and protests over the impact of air travel on the environment. Contributors include Lord Foster, Jonathan Glancey and Will Self. Last in the series.
11.00pm The High Life
Sebastian returns from Florida to find Steve has been indulging in extracurricular activities with hostess from hell Shona Spurtle. Meanwhile, Captain Duff suffers more bouts of confusion. Starring Alan Cumming, Forbes Masson, Siobhan Redmond and Patrick Ryecart.
11.30pm Meet the British
Documentary identifying the many weird and wonderful ways the government has tried to promote Britain's image abroad in thousands of short films. The programme examines why politicians considered semi-naked women, wurlitzers and prize goats the ultimate examples of the nation's identity.
ITV 2
6.00pm Judge Judy
Double bill. Real-life court cases, presided over by outspoken New York judge Judy Sheindlin.
7.00pm All Star Family Fortunes
Vernon Kay invites another celebrity pair to team up with their relatives in a bid to win a prize of up to £30,000 for charity. Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox and her brood play for Macmillan Cancer Support and Magic Breakfast, while singer Jimmy Osmond brings his family along to raise money for the LDS Humanitarian Relief Fund.
7.45pm Creature Comforts
Nick Park's Oscar-winning animals show their competitive side as they vie for rosettes. A chicken doubts the quality of duck eggs, a Shetland pony tries to impress his girlfriends, and a ruthless pig claims that being a good loser is no good at all.
8.00pm America's Got Talent
David Hasselhoff, Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan judge the efforts of a Britney Spears impersonator and a magician, who are among the acts competing in the first semi-final in LA. Jerry Springer hosts.
9.00pm Katie & Peter: Stateside
The couple meet a boy with the same condition as Harvey and they have one more training run for the marathon before their return to England. Katie looks forward to leaving LA, but Peter is not so enthusiastic, and tension soon rises between the showbiz pair.
10.00pm Film: Notting Hill (1999, 15)
A recently divorced bookshop owner finds love with a glamorous Hollywood film star, but ends up the focus of unwanted media interest — which nearly brings their relationship to a premature end. Romantic comedy written by Richard Curtis, starring Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts, Rhys Ifans, Emma Chambers, James Dreyfus and Gina McKee.
CBBC
6.15pm Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster
How to avoid dangerous situations.
6.25pm Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
6.30pm Three Delivery
Sue, Sid and Tobey battle to save the world from Kong Li, an evil apprentice who has unleashed the power of a magical cookbook throughout Chinatown.
7.00pm Close
 
Sky Travel
6.00pm Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
6.30pm Luton Airport
Birds cause problems for pilots using Luton Airport and the environmental team visit a local man who lives in the flight path and is concerned about noise levels in his home.
7.00pm It's Me or the Dog USA
Victoria Stilwell turns her attention to four badly behaved dogs and tries to turn them into placid pets.
8.00pm Holiday Airline
Behind the scenes of one of Britain's busiest charter airlines, Monarch, following the ups and downs of working life for harassed crew members.
8.30pm The Biggest Loser: Australia
Australian version of the series following overweight contestants as they compete to shed the pounds and turn their lives around, aided by fitness trainers and health experts.
9.00pm Paul McKenna: I Can Make You Thin
 
10.00pm Psychic Detectives
When a man is found dead and his wife cannot be located, police are uncertain whether she is the killer or another victim, until a psychic directs them to where her body is hidden.
10.30pm Psychic Detectives
Medium Joyce Morgan tells police a missing 15-year-old has been murdered, and even leads them to the killer, but it is more difficult to find the body and secure a conviction.
11.00pm Women Behind Bars
Documentary series investigating what life is like behind bars for the most notorious female prisoners, from remorseless killers to women who lashed out at their abusive partners.

Thursday night / Friday morning

BBC 3
12.50am Personal Affairs
Nicole considers giving romance a chance to blossom when she crosses paths with an enigmatic stranger. Meanwhile, Sid's new-found confidence is dashed when Simon delivers some harsh home truths, and the search for Grace leads the gang to an exclusive nightclub that caters to a girl's every desire.
1.50am Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Atomic Kitten member Jenny Frost and the Personal Overhaul Device give a new look to 2006 Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle Houghton, a scantily clad woman from London and man with a passion for heavy metal.
2.20am Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Jenny Frost and the Personal Overhaul Device give a much-needed new look to a woman who spends £1,200 per month on her appearance, and the host catches up with Heather from the first series. Jodie Marsh also receives a make-under.
2.50am The Real Hustle on Holiday
Alexis Conran, Paul Wilson and Jessica Clement expose the sinister side of friendly strangers selling lucky heather, and musical fans fall victim to a scam that ruins their night out in the West End. Plus, TV presenter Michael Underwood takes part in a Celebrity Con Game.
3.20am Kirsten's Topless Ambition
Children's TV presenter Kirsten O'Brien tries to decide whether she should follow in the footsteps of some of her more well-known colleagues by baring all to secure a wider audience. Along the way, she examines the inner-workings of the publicity machine, and meets a variety of stars, models, agents and editors, all of whom hold differing opinions about whether stripping off is a viable route to fame.
4.15am Personal Affairs
Nicole considers giving romance a chance to blossom when she crosses paths with an enigmatic stranger. Meanwhile, Sid's new-found confidence is dashed when Simon delivers some harsh home truths, and the search for Grace leads the gang to an exclusive nightclub that caters to a girl's every desire.
5.15am Close
 
BBC 4
12.30am Crude Britannia: The Story of North Sea Oil
Archive footage and eyewitness accounts tell the story of North Sea oil and gas over the past 40 years. The first episode focuses on the men who made the original discovery and risked their lives to get the oil ashore, as companies raced to get their hands on the resource.
1.30am Crude Britannia: The Story of North Sea Oil
The series looking at North Sea oil and gas over the past 40 years continues with an examination of the oil industry during the 1980s. Under Margaret Thatcher, dozens of new platforms were built in the North Sea, bringing in billions of pounds of taxes to the Treasury. However, by the end of the decade, the global price of oil collapsed and the industry was hit by a series of tragedies.
2.30am Crude Britannia: The Story of North Sea Oil
The series examining North Sea gas and oil concludes with a look at the impact of the 1991 Gulf War, which brought home the fragility of global supplies of energy. Oil companies also faced their biggest challenge yet from the growing environmental movement, while developments in underwater technology allowed workers to venture into deeper waters for new supplies. Last in the series.
3.30am The Sky at Night
Patrick Moore and Chris Lintott present a guide to studying the surface of the moon, identifying craters, mountains and lava seas.
4.00am Close
 
ITV 2
12.35am Film: Armed and Dangerous (1985, 15)
A slobbish cop and an incompetent lawyer are kicked out of their respective professions and seek new law-enforcing work at a private security company. However, after their first assignment ends in a robbery, they suspect an inside job and clash with the gangland boss who secretly controls the firm. Comedy, starring John Candy, Eugene Levy, Robert Loggia, Meg Ryan, Jonathan Banks and Brion James.
2.15am America's Got Talent
David Hasselhoff, Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan judge the efforts of a Britney Spears impersonator and a magician, who are among the acts competing in the first semi-final in LA. Jerry Springer hosts.
3.00am Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.
CBBC
Sky Travel
12.00am Wedding SOS
Series following engaged couples in the run-up to their big day as they cope with budgets, massive to-do lists and last minute hiccups. The bride and groom reveal how they deal with the stress of planning a wedding, while experts look at how their problems can be solved.
12.30am Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
1.00am X-Weighted
An overweight 50-year-old woman who lacks motivation seeks help sticking to a strict diet and exercise plan.
2.00am Paul McKenna: I Can Make You Thin
 
3.00am Women Behind Bars
Documentary series investigating what life is like behind bars for the most notorious female prisoners, from remorseless killers to women who lashed out at their abusive partners.
4.00am The Biggest Loser: Australia
Australian version of the series following overweight contestants as they compete to shed the pounds and turn their lives around, aided by fitness trainers and health experts.
4.30am Wedding SOS
Series following engaged couples in the run-up to their big day as they cope with budgets, massive to-do lists and last minute hiccups. The bride and groom reveal how they deal with the stress of planning a wedding, while experts look at how their problems can be solved.
5.00am Conquer the Castle
Chris and Trudie overcome hangovers to tackle quad bike riding, while Richard and Kimberley are ordered to clean the competitors' lodge. Dave and Muchaneta reveal their mutual dislike of each other.
5.30am The Filth Files
Officers investigate a rat-infested rubbish dump and a property contaminated with toxic chemicals used for making illegal drugs.
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