TV Listings

Friday morning

BBC 1 06:00 Breakfast Round-up of national and international news, plus the latest from the money markets. (Subs) 09:15 Helicopter Heroes Series 6. Episode 25/30 A man carving stone during restoration work at York Minster is badly hurt in a 30ft fall, and the team rescues the victim of a road accident who insists on phoning in sick before his flight to hospital. Presented by Rav Wilding. (Subs · Audio/desc) 10:00 Homes under the Hammer Series 17. Episode 25/30 Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts examine a former public house in Wiltshire, a two bedroom flat in Kent, and a semi-detached property in Newcastle, all of which have recently been sold at auction. (Subs) 11:00 Don't Get Done in the Sun Series 1. Episode 5/10: Lost Luggage/Money Fiona Foster provides holiday-makers with tips on what they can do if hit by delays and losses that could otherwise ruin a trip, and Rani Price shows unsuspecting tourists just how easy it is to lose their belongings. Plus, the story of how one couple spent their break without any luggage after a diverted flight. (Subs · Audio/desc) 11:30 Bargain Hunt Series 22. Episode 3/24: Grimsthorpe 2 Tim Wonnacott visits Grimsthorpe, Lincolnshire, where a Lalique glass ornament and a Mauchlin Ware egg timer are among the items bought by the teams under the recommendations of experts Mark Stacey and David Harper. Tim also calls in at Grimsthorpe Castle to learn how it was made fit for a king in the 16th century. (Subs · Repeat)

BBC 2 06:00 This Is BBC TWO Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. (Subs) 06:10 Animal Park Series 7. Episode 10/20 A hidden camera records feeding time for the 10 new African white-backed vultures. Kate Humble encounters creatures including giant cockroaches and scorpions, and the baby otters learn to swim - but stay safely in shallow waters. (Subs · Repeat) 06:40 Homes under the Hammer Series 14. Episode 14/169 Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a house in Salford, Greater Manchester, a plot in Chatham, Kent, and a large property in Brampton, Cumbria, that could be split in two, before finding out who bought them at auction and what they paid. (Subs · Repeat) 07:40 Don't Get Done in the Sun Series 1. Episode 4/10 Fiona Foster looks at consumer rights when holidays fail to live up to the expected standards as she meets two people whose hotel accommodation was the opposite of the advertised descriptions. Plus, Rani Price meets local experts to get the lowdown on street crime abroad and shares tips on how to avoid becoming a victim. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 08:10 Saints and Scroungers Series 4. Episode 18/20: Adogbeji/Enthusiasm/Hussein Matt Allwright investigates the case of a teenager whose life spiralled out of control after the death of his brother and mentor. James turned to petty crime, and now hopes a local youth charity will be able to help him look toward a brighter future. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 08:55 Antiques Roadshow Series 35. Episode 18/35: Cheltenham Town Hall 1 Fiona Bruce and the experts visit Cheltenham Town Hall, where members of the public bring in their antiques and collectibles to hear about their history and learn their worth. Items include a table from the nearby racecourse complete with carved horse hooves for legs, examples of espionage microdot messages used by the Norwegian Resistance in the Second World War, and a selection of bargain car-boot buys. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 09:55 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs a debate from Belfast, where panellists including Ian Paisley Jr, MP for North Antrim, face topical questions from the audience. (Subs · Repeat) 10:55 Film: Miracle Fact-based sporting drama about an ambitious coach who teaches a ragtag group of American ice-hockey players the finer points of the game, leading them against a seemingly unstoppable side from the Soviet Union in the 1980 Olympics. Starring Kurt Russell, Patricia Clarkson, Noah Emmerich and Sean McCann. (Subs)

ITV 1 06:00 Daybreak Stars of The Hangover Bradley Cooper and Ken Jeong join Kate Garraway and Aled Jones to discuss the upcoming third instalment, and actor Michael Shannon talks about his role as a ruthless hitman in new film The Iceman. Plus, Coronation Street cast members look ahead to the forthcoming reopening of The Rovers Return, and there is the usual mix of news and current affairs, as well as health, entertainment and lifestyle features. (Subs) 08:30 Lorraine Entertainment and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories, cooking and celebrity gossip. Presented by Helen Fospero. (Subs) 09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice. (Subs) 10:30 This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines, viewers' comments in the Hub and a recipe in the kitchen. Presented by Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. Including at 11.25 ITV News and Regional Weather. (Subs)

Channel 4 06:10 The Hoobs Series 1. Episode 27/250: Owning Up The gang sets out to restore Groove's ruined painting. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 06:35 The Hoobs Series 1. Episode 28/250: Sand The gang learns about sand and what it is used for. (Subs · Signed · Audio/desc · Repeat) 07:05 According to Jim Series 5. Episode 1/22: Foul Ball Cheryl packs Kyle off to his first day at kindergarten - but Jim decides to take him to a Cubs game instead. American sitcom, starring James Belushi as a lazy father struggling to raise his family. (Subs · Repeat) 07:30 Everybody Loves Raymond Series 7. Episode 25/25: Robert's Wedding - Part Two Part two of two. Robert and Amy finally get married in the Barone family tradition. Brad Garrett and Monica Horan star. (Subs · Repeat) 07:55 Everybody Loves Raymond Series 8. Episode 1/23: Fun with Debra Debra complains she and Ray do not have any fun together - and persuades him to let her join him in his game of golf. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star. (Subs · Repeat) 08:25 Frasier Series 5. Episode 9/24: Perspectives on Christmas A story about the holiday season is told from the perspectives of Daphne, Niles, Martin and Roz as the Crane family prepares for Christmas. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, John Mahoney and David Hyde Pierce. (Subs · Repeat) 08:55 Frasier Series 5. Episode 10/24: Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name A British theme pub becomes Frasier's favourite new haunt - much to the annoyance of Daphne, who is already a regular and dislikes having to share the place with her boss. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and Jane Leeves. (Subs · Repeat) 09:30 Frasier Series 5. Episode 11/24: Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do Daphne finds an engagement ring in Martin's bedroom, causing Niles and Frasier to fear he is planning to marry Sherry - so they employ a private detective in a bid to dislodge a few skeletons from her closet. (Subs · Repeat) 10:00 The Secret Millionaire USA Series 2. Episode 6/6 Broadcaster and self-made millionaire Dani Johnson spends six days undercover in the Western Heights area of Knoxville, Tennessee, meeting people who live in poverty. (Subs · Repeat) 11:00 Come Dine with Me Stonemason Andy Wright hosts the final dinner party in Bristol, confident the black-tie theme and his impressive Victorian flat will win him the £1,000 prize. He delivers an evening of champagne, caviar and canapes, but things take a turn for the worse when he burns the nut roast and loses a key ingredient for the dessert. (Subs · Repeat) 11:30 What's Cooking? Series 1. Episode 65/65 Ben Shephard and Lisa Faulkner present the daily culinary magazine show, featuring celebrity guests, enticing recipes and kitchen-based demonstrations. Viewers at home are also encouraged to get in touch with their food-based queries. Last in the series. (Subs)

Five 06:00 Thomas & Friends Series 11. Episode 15/26: Edward and the Mail Edward is given the job of delivering the post. (Subs · Repeat) 06:10 Rupert Bear Series 1. Episode 42/52: Rupert and the Lost Stars Astra the Star Girl visits Nutwood to find the stars she has dropped. (Subs · Repeat) 06:20 Fireman Sam Series 6. Episode 18/26: Going Out with a Bang Mike hosts a bonfire party, but disaster strikes when Mandy accidentally knocks over a firework. (Subs · Repeat) 06:30 Jelly Jamm Series 1. Episode 43/62: Silent Sheriff A magic sheriff's badge gives Bello great powers and grants his every wish, but his luck soon changes for the worse. (Subs · Repeat) 06:45 Peppa Pig Series 3. Episode 35/104: Baby Alexander The piglet teaches her visiting baby cousin Alexander his first word. (Subs · Repeat) 06:50 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures Series 1. Episode 20/52: Rodeo The duo become rodeo clowns, but Ernie faces the wrath of a regular rider who dislikes competition. (Subs · Repeat) 06:55 Little Princess Series 2. Episode 5/35: I Want to Dress Up The heroine tries to win a fancy-dress competition at the castle. (Subs · Repeat) 07:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Series 2. Episode 8/33: Elf Rescue With so many important missions to get through, Elf Rescue needs a helping hand from Children Rescue. (Subs · Repeat) 07:20 The Mr Men Show Series 2. Episode 26/52: Supermarket Mr Bump goes on a tour of a supermarket. (Subs · Repeat) 07:35 Thomas & Friends Series 16. Episode 17/20: Welcome Stafford Electric shunting engine Stafford arrives on Sodor, and Spencer's boastfulness lands him in trouble. (Subs · Repeat) 07:45 Make Way for Noddy Series 1. Episode 79/100: Noddy's Family Tree The dastardly goblins lure Noddy into the woods to steal his car. (Subs · Repeat) 08:00 Fifi and the Flowertots Series 1. Episode 46/52: Slugsy's Rescue Stingo sets his sights on a juicy apple, but his plans to catch it go awry. (Subs · Repeat) 08:15 Peppa Pig Series 4. Episode 34/52: The Sandpit The piglet and her friends build a sandpit and all goes well until George and Richard's dinosaurs arrive. (Subs · Repeat) 08:25 Peppa Pig Series 4. Episode 35/52: Night Animals While spending the night at Grandpa and Granny Pig's house, George and Pippa stay up late to help catch slugs and snails. (Subs · Repeat) 08:30 Peppa Pig Series 1. Episode 19/52: New Shoes Mummy Pig buys Peppa a pair of shiny new red shoes. (Subs · Repeat) 08:35 Roary the Racing Car Series 2. Episode 14/52: Let's Hear It for Big Chris Big Chris's friends plan a surprise evening to celebrate his long service at Silver Hatch. (Subs · Repeat) 08:50 Bananas in Pyjamas Series 1. Episode 65/104: The Jelly Planet Charlie helps the Bananas repair their favourite pot for making jelly, and B1 and B2 examine one of his new inventions that looks like a small spaceship. (Subs · Repeat) 09:00 Tickety Toc Series 1. Episode 40/52: Story Time Tommy and Tallulah begin to read a book from Battersby's shop and all the townspeople become engrossed in the story, but someone has the missing last page. (Subs) 09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright and the panel debate the day's issues before opening the discussion to the studio audience and inviting viewers to call in or text their opinions. 11:10 Motor Morphers Series 1. Episode 3/4: Beet Harvesters Jason Bradbury reveals that this week's task is to convert an 11-ton beet harvester into a machine that can demolish a bombproof Second World War munitions dump. The two teams use as much of the original vehicle's materials as possible in their new designs, but also have a kitty of £500 for any extras they wish to bolt on. After four days of building time, they are each allowed half an hour to cause as much damage as possible. (Subs · Repeat)

Friday afternoon

Friday evening

BBC 1 18:00 BBC News (Subs) 18:30 BBC London News (Subs) 19:00 The ONE Show Chris Evans and Alex Jones present the final show of the week, featuring the usual mix of celebrity guests and stories about people in extraordinary circumstances. (Subs) 19:30 Chelsea Flower Show 2013 Series 1. Episode 12/15 Alan Titchmarsh and Joe Swift echo the event's 100th anniversary by meeting participants celebrating their own milestones, including the nursery growers who met and married at the RHS shows. Plus, garden designer and former exhibitor David Stevens shares his favourite Chelsea memories. (Subs) 20:00 EastEnders Kirsty is shaken by the messages from her brother Adam, so Max tries ringing him to warn him off. But when the calls go ignored, he and Jack come up with a plan to get him out of the picture, which involves paying the man a little visit. Ray is enjoying being spoilt by Kim at the B&B but also has to care for his daughter Sasha, leaving him to face a tough decision. Jack is concerned when Dennis tells him Phil has thrown him and Sharon out, while Tanya is devastated to discover the extent of Lauren's lies. (Subs · Audio/desc) 20:30 Would I Lie to You? Series 7. Episode 4/9 Dermot O'Leary, Mel Giedroyc, Josh Widdicombe and Matt Dawson join team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the comedy panel show, trying to hoodwink their opponents with absurd facts and plausible lies about themselves. Rob Brydon hosts. (Subs) 21:00 Have I Got News for You Series 45. Episode 8/9 Alexander Armstrong plays host on the satirical current affairs quiz, as MP Jacob Rees-Mogg and comedienne Josie Long join Ian Hislop and Paul Merton to take a sidelong glance at the events of the past week. (Subs) 21:30 Not Going Out Series 6. Episode 7/8: Magic Lucy has her god-daughter dumped on her overnight, which wouldn't be so bad except the girl's stay coincides with her birthday - leaving the inexperienced guardian and her flatmate Lee struggling to come up with appropriate entertainment for a bunch of excited nine-year-olds. Lee Mack and Sally Bretton star, with a guest appearance by Paul Kaye (Game of Thrones). (Subs) 22:00 BBC News (Subs) 22:25 Regional News and Weather (Subs) 22:35 The Graham Norton Show Series 13. Episode 8/13 The sofa is packed with Hollywood royalty tonight as Will Smith and the Karate Kid himself - his son Jaden - chat about starring together in the sci-fi thriller After Earth, while Michael Douglas discusses Behind the Candelabra, in which he plays piano legend Liberace. Bradley Cooper and Heather Graham share their experiences on the set of The Hangover Part III, and there's music by Selena Gomez. With such a stellar line-up, it's doubtful they'll have time to sit any audience members in the dreaded red chair. (Subs) 23:25 The Wright Way Series 1. Episode 5/6: Curbing the Kerb Gerald and his health-and-safety team decide that kerbs are a dangerous trip hazard, while Sue sees a different side to her mum's egotistical Aussie boyfriend Kyle. David Haig, Kacey Ainsworth, Joanne Matthews and Mina Anwar star in Ben Elton's comedy. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 23:55 Film: Adulthood Sam Peel returns to his old neighbourhood after serving six years in prison for manslaughter, keen to put his violent past behind him. He is soon confronted with the consequences of his actions, including death threats against his family motivated by revenge for the man he killed. Drama sequel to Kidulthood, directed by and starring Noel Clarke. With Adam Deacon and Scarlett Alice Johnson. (Subs · Audio/desc)

BBC 2 18:00 Eggheads Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize. (Subs · Repeat) 18:30 The Chef's Protege Series 1. Episode 10/20 Theo Randall invites the three finalists to cook at his restaurant at the InterContinental hotel in London's Park Lane, where they are each challenged to prepare one of his signature dishes for a lunch service attended by Theo's closest and most trusted colleagues. The aspiring chefs must tackle a menu that includes squid zucchini and tomato tagliatelle, fish stew made with five different types of seafood and rack of lamb with roasted vegetables cooked in a wood-fired oven, before Theo decides which two will remain in the competition. (Subs) 19:00 Antiques Road Trip Series 5. Episode 9/30 Antiques experts James Braxton and Charles Hanson cross the Solent to the Isle of Wight as they continue their quest, before heading back along the Dorset coast to Devon on the next leg of their road trip. (Subs) 20:00 Chelsea Flower Show 2013 Series 1. Episode 13/15 Alan Titchmarsh and Joe Swift meet members of a family of nurserymen who can trace their Chelsea heritage back four generations, while gardener and broadcaster Roy Lancaster explains why this event is so special to him. With the show's organisers lifting a longstanding ban on garden gnomes, John Sergeant reveals the story of their introduction to the UK. (Subs) 21:00 Henry VIII's Enforcer: The Rise and Fall of Thomas Cromwell Lawyer and statesman Thomas Cromwell served as chief minister to Henry VIII from 1532 to 1540 and has gone down in history as one of the most corrupt and manipulative people ever to hold power in England. In this documentary Diarmaid MacCulloch reveals another side to the man, arguing that Cromwell was a principled idealist and revolutionary whose radical evangelism laid the foundations for the modern British state. (Subs) 22:00 QI Series 8. Episode 7/18: Horrible Stephen Fry is joined by comedians Dara O Briain, Chris Addison, Sean Lock and regular panellist Alan Davies on the quiz with a difference. The host asks questions about things that are horrible, awarding points for the answers he finds the most interesting. (Subs · Repeat) 22:30 Newsnight Analysis of the day's events, presented by Gavin Esler. (Subs) 23:00 Weather (Subs) 23:05 Later with Jools Holland Series 42. Episode 6/8 Extended edition of Tuesday night's show. American singer-songwriter John Grant showcases material from his second solo album Pale Green Ghosts and south Wales rockers Stereophonics play numbers from their recent long-player Graffiti on the Train. Minnesota indie trio Low perform tracks from their latest release The Invisible Way and Madness saxophonist Lee Thompson and his Ska Orchestra are joined by reggae singer Bitty McLean to give a taste of their debut album The Benevolence of Sister Mary Ignatius. Also appearing are London jazz punk-funkers Melt Yourself Down and Paris-based singer-songwriter Yasmine Hamdan, while Jools chats to Cerys Matthews about her new family singalong book Hook, Line and Singer. Extended edition of Tuesday night's show. (Subs)

ITV 1 18:00 ITV News London (Subs) 18:30 ITV News and Weather (Subs) 19:00 Emmerdale The police discover Cameron and take him to hospital, but will Chas be able to forget her feelings of mistrust so easily? Charity warns Debbie her association with Kirk can only end in disaster, Steve helps Nicola in her bid to secure a scholarship for Angelica, and Val sets Amy the task of attracting new customers to the B&B. (Subs · Audio/desc) 19:30 Coronation Street Rob plans to get his own back on Carla and arranges for an order of silk to be `stolen' from Tracy's van. Tina tells Tommy she's had enough of being suffocated by the Windasses and is going to reclaim her life, starting by giving up her job at the builder's yard. Sinead is clearly smitten with Chesney on their date, but is puzzled by his nonchalant behaviour, and Peter advises Dev to get the twins to talk about their feelings rather than bottle them up after Aadi gets into trouble at school. (Subs · Audio/desc) 20:00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Series 2. Episode 10/10 Martin Lewis and Saira Khan meet people who have been refunded thousands of pounds after being mis-sold payment protection insurance (PPI), and explain how to reclaim money for free. Plus, a guide to paying university fees. Last in the series. (Subs) 20:30 Coronation Street Tracy puts on her best act as she talks to the police about the silk theft. Will they buy it or will Carla uncover her brother's betrayal? Rita senses Tina is on edge and asks what's troubling her, while a guilty Karl tries to convince himself that Dev will cope with things in time. Chesney's mood changes when Ryan and Katy enter the Bistro, leaving Sinead worried that he's just trying to make his ex jealous. (Subs · Audio/desc) 21:00 Life of Crime Series 1. Episode 3/3 In 2013, things are looking up for Denise as she is interviewed for the position of superintendent, but life away from work isn't going so well, with ex-husband Ray dropping the bombshell that her estranged daughter is pregnant. Meanwhile, the case of a recent murder victim flags up the same `unknown' DNA from 1985 and 1997. Throwing caution to the wind, the police officer once again focuses on finding Amy Reid's killer, giving her the chance to put her demons to rest. Drama, starring Hayley Atwell, Richard Coyle and Amanda Drew. Last in the series. (Subs · Audio/desc) 22:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather (Subs) 22:30 ITV News London (Subs) 22:35 Film: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang A petty thief poses as an actor to avoid the law, and lands a role playing a detective. The crook is sent to work with a real-life private eye to perfect his performance, but the unlikely duo end up in over their heads when they stumble on a series of murders. Comedy thriller, starring Robert Downey Jr, Val Kilmer and Michelle Monaghan. (Subs · Audio/desc)

Channel 4 18:00 The Simpsons Series 12. Episode 4/21: Lisa the Tree Hugger Lisa joins an environmental protection group and begins campaigning in a last-ditch attempt to prevent the city's oldest redwood tree being felled by a rich Texan. With the voice of Joshua Jackson. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 18:30 Hollyoaks Diane is inconsolable after Sinead moves out of the family home, and she calls Tony for support just as he is about to undergo his operation. Dodger is given a chance to confront the person accused of murdering Texas, and Ste comes up with a cunning plan. Meanwhile, shocking news beings Sandy Roscoe's dinner party to an abrupt end. (Subs · Audio/desc) 19:00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. (Subs) 19:30 Unreported World Series 25. Episode 7/8: Yemen: Death Row Teenagers Krishnan Guru-Murthy travels to Yemen to investigate cases of young men awaiting execution for crimes they are accused of committing while under the age of 18. He meets lawyer Hafedh Ibrahim who, in a miscarriage of justice, was sentenced to death at 16 and is now on a mission to save others he believes should never have been handed this penalty. (Subs) 19:55 4thought.tv Triona Adams talks about spending a year in an enclosed order of nuns and how the experience has helped her. (Subs) 20:00 Come Dine with Me In Surrey, American interior designer Carol Chalmers impresses with both her food and presentation, while nail technician Michelle Catacos pulls out all the stops with a Greek banquet - and two consecutive evenings of fine dining leave businessman Robin Lewis feeling the pressure when it's his turn to host. Doctor Anna Brocklebank rounds off the week with some fascinating table talk, but will her menu live up to the conversation?. (Subs) 21:00 Peter Kay Live at the Manchester Arena The award-winning comedian's stand-up show, recorded in front of 9,000 fans at the Manchester Arena on the final night of his 180-date 2003 tour. The gig, which took place on the eve of the star's 30th birthday, held particular significance for him as he once worked at the venue as a steward. (Subs · Repeat) 22:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Series 10. Episode 11/12 The comedian chats to The Hangover Part III stars Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong, former I'm a Celebrity contestant Helen Flanagan, and actor Stephen Graham (This Is England), who talks about his new film Blood. Plus, Olly Murs performs his single Dear Darlin' live in the studio. (Subs) 23:05 10 O'Clock Live Series 3. Episode 5/8 David Mitchell, Jimmy Carr, Charlie Brooker and Lauren Laverne are joined by entertainer Amy Lame, columnist Milo Yiannopoulos and entrepreneur Ivan Massow on the satirical current affairs show, featuring debates, interviews, topical comedy, investigations and opinion pieces. (Subs · Repeat)

Five 18:00 Home and Away Steph tells her supervisor about the passionate liaison she and Dex shared while on duty when he reports her for making up details on a patient's records. Spencer's birthday does not go according to plan, even though he gets Chris out of the caravan, and Bianca is frustrated by Heath's lack of help in organising the wedding. To add to her problems, she is offered Gina's old position as principal - a role she is not sure she can fulfil. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 18:30 5 News at 6.30 Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world. (Subs) 19:00 Cricket on 5 England v New Zealand: Second Test Day One England v New Zealand. Highlights of the opening day of the second Test in the two-match series, which takes place at Headingley, where England are looking to build on their victory in the First Test. The Black Caps have not played a Test match on this ground since they toured in 2004, and will hope to perform better than they did on that occasion, which saw them lose by nine wickets despite scoring 409 in the first innings. Presented by Mark Nicholas, with commentary and analysis from Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. (Subs) 20:00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers Series 5. Episode 4/8 Freezing fog in the Pennines threatens to stop Craig Garside delivering a load of loose peat, while Dave Pickerill has two days to make 10 drop-offs around the outskirts of London. A motorway accident forces Andy Thornton to take a huge detour on his 278-mile trek from Middlesbrough to Magor, Monmouthshire, while transporter drivers Gareth Ayres and Ian Denton carry new cars ahead of the number-plate deadline. (Subs) 21:00 World's Craziest Weddings Comedian Milo McCabe narrates a selection of incidents and stunts that made people's special days even more memorable, including a 215-strong flashmob proposal, a record-breaking 15ft-high cake at a civil partnership, and a budget ceremony where the vicar upstages everyone. Plus, a groom loses his ring on Brooklyn Bridge in New York and sparks a full-scale suicide alert when he tries to retrieve it, and there is footage of the world's first zero-gravity wedding. (Subs) 22:00 Film: Made of Honor A single man realises he is in love with his best friend, but has never done anything about it out of a fear of commitment. Everything changes when she returns from a business trip to Scotland with a new fiance in tow, leaving him determined to make sure the wedding does not go ahead. Romantic comedy, starring Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd. (Subs)

Friday night / Saturday morning

BBC 1 01:30 Weatherview (Subs) 01:35 BBC News (Subs)

BBC 2 00:10 Film: Shattered Glass An ambitious journalist lands a coveted job at prestigious political magazine New Republic in the 1990s, where he sets about fabricating a series of articles as a way of improving his career prospects. However, with a change of editor, he comes under greater scrutiny and faces exposure as a liar. Fact-based drama, with Hayden Christensen, Peter Sarsgaard and Chloe Sevigny. (Subs) 01:40 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs a debate from Belfast, where panellists including Ian Paisley Jr, MP for North Antrim, face topical questions from the audience. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 02:40 This Is BBC TWO Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. (Subs)

ITV 1 00:30 Jackpot247 Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions. 03:00 Film: Columbo: Lady in Waiting A desperate woman is determined to rid herself of her domineering brother and gain control of the family business, so hatches a plan to shoot him and claim she thought he was a burglar. Although her plan seems to have worked, her new-found power goes to her head - and she also has to contend with Columbo, who is convinced of her guilt. Crime drama, starring Peter Falk, Leslie Nielsen and Susan Clark. (Subs · Signed) 04:20 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.

Channel 4 00:05 Random Acts A short film telling the heartwarming tale of a man's life-long love for shells. (Subs) 00:10 Film: Date Movie A lonely overweight woman falls for a sentimental Brit, but finds herself fighting off a jealous rival and overcoming the disapproval of her parents before she can get him up the aisle. Spoof romantic comedy, starring Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Fred Willard and Jennifer Coolidge. (Subs) 01:35 New Girl Series 2. Episode 9/25: Eggs Jess and Cece begin to panic about their biological clocks when gay couple Melissa and Sadie announce they are going to have a baby. Nick visits the zoo seeking inspiration for his zombie-themed novel, and Schmidt seeks advice on how to keep his relationship with Emma exciting. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel. (Subs · Audio/desc) 01:55 The Mindy Project Series 1. Episode 9/24: Josh and Mindy's Christmas Party Mindy decides the time is right for her workmates to meet Josh, and agrees to host the office Christmas party at her flat. Daniel struggles to maintain his resolve after refusing to help with the preparations, but when the big night arrives, the hostess makes a surprising discovery about her boyfriend. Comedy, starring Mindy Kaling. (Subs) 02:20 Happy Endings Series 2. Episode 19/22: You Snooze, You Bruise Dave regrets joining Max's gym when he becomes the latest target for its resident bully Corey. However, Alex decides to teach him to fight back against his tormentor - using some tricks from her surprisingly murky past. Meanwhile, Penny suggests Jane should adopt a more laid-back approach to dealing with the other residents of her apartment building, prompting her friend to undergo a dramatic personality change. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 02:40 The New Normal Series 1. Episode 18/22: Para-New Normal Activity The friends prepare for Halloween and Bryan is excited to be planning everyone's costumes. However, they all have different ideas for a theme, including TV show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, sports teams and Frankenstein. Comedy, guest starring Nicole Richie and George Takei. (Subs) 03:05 Accidentally on Purpose Series 1. Episode 7/18: The Godfather Billie asks Abby and Nick to be the baby's godparents, but they do not give the response she was hoping for and instead begin to question their own future. Meanwhile, Zack's suspicions are aroused. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 03:25 St Elsewhere Series 5. Episode 13/23: Russian Roulette Dr Craig becomes jealous of Dr Peltrovich's experiments with lasers, while Fiscus returns to work with a critically ill leukaemia patient. Ehrlich runs the gamut of emotions. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 04:15 Come Dine with Me Four contestants from Windsor, Berkshire, take up the dinner-party challenge. Tipsy property businesswoman Jan Bowdler insists on feeding solicitor Anil Vij, web designer and food snob Harry Hardisty raises eyebrows with the eel starter he serves on the second day, and one participant gets into a confrontation with lady of leisure Ansa Khan during the final evening. (Subs · Repeat) 05:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Janet Street-Porter in Dictionary Corner. (Subs · Repeat) 05:55 Kirstie's Vintage Gems The handicrafts enthusiast is challenged to prepare decorations for a vintage-inspired wedding, and settles on a military theme coupled with retro flower arrangements. (Subs)

Five 00:05 SuperCasino Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions. 03:55 Motorsport Mundial A round-up of motorsport news from around the world, focusing on everything from touring car races to single-seater events. 04:20 Housebusters Janet Ellis and the team suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the lives of their owners. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 04:45 Great Scientists Series 1. Episode 3/5: Isaac Newton Historian Allan Chapman discusses Isaac Newton's revolutionary theories, which postulated that the universe is governed by a set of mathematical principles. Newton produced a complex formula to describe the laws of gravity, and by the time of his death in 1727, the groundwork of modern physics had been laid. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 05:10 Wildlife SOS The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 05:35 Wildlife SOS The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary. (Subs · Signed · Repeat)

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