TV Listings

Wednesday morning

BBC 1 06:00 Breakfast Round-up of national and international news, plus the latest from the money markets. (Subs) 09:15 Helicopter Heroes Series 6. Episode 23/30 Cameras follow the work of the Yorkshire Air Ambulance service as the team rescues a badly injured jockey, and a sheep shearer needs urgent help after an accident on a moorland farm. Presented by Rav Wilding. (Subs · Audio/desc) 10:00 Homes under the Hammer Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts examine a property in Kent, a flat in Peckham, London, and a public house in Whitehaven, Cumbria. After the properties are sold at auction, they talk to the buyers about their plans for the buildings. (Subs) 11:00 Don't Get Done in the Sun Series 1. Episode 3/10: Disability/Food Fiona Foster investigates the challenges faced by disabled holiday-makers who frequently find themselves disadvantaged when planning a trip, from getting on the plane to having unsuitable hotel rooms. Plus, Rani Price gives advice on how to avoid food poisoning while abroad. (Subs · Audio/desc) 11:30 Bargain Hunt Series 32. Episode 3/32: Ardingly In a special episode, Anita Manning and Catherine Southon have not one but two pairs of teams to guide on their quest to find bargains at Ardingly Antiques Fair in West Sussex. Tim Wonnacott finds time to explore Leeds Castle in Maidstone, Kent. (Subs · Repeat)

BBC 2 06:00 This Is BBC TWO Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. (Subs) 06:05 Helicopter Heroes Series 6. Episode 22/30 The helimed team fights to free victims caught up in an illegal motor race crash on the M1. Meanwhile, in the Yorkshire Dales, a Jack Russell terrier raises the alarm when its owner falls from a ladder. Rav Wilding presents. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 06:50 Homes under the Hammer Series 14. Episode 7/169 Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts visit a former studio in Fife, a plot of land in Kent and a bungalow in Cheshire. After the properties are sold at auction, they talk to the buyers about their plans for the buildings. (Subs · Repeat) 07:50 Don't Get Done in the Sun Series 1. Episode 3/10: High Street/ID Theft Fiona Foster questions the level of service that should be expected when booking a holiday in person, and hears from two people who were badly let down by their high street travel agents. Plus, Rani Price explores the perils of identity theft abroad. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 08:20 Saints and Scroungers Series 4. Episode 16/20: Mooney/AbilityNet/Page Matt Allwright follows investigators as they hone in on a fraudster who claimed £450,000 in benefits by using three aliases, and meets an aspiring student with Asperger's syndrome who is hoping a government grant can help him fulfil his academic potential. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 09:05 The Great British Sewing Bee Series 1. Episode 3/4 In the semi-final, the four remaining contestants are set three more challenges by Patrick Grant and May Martin. They are asked to follow a pattern for a child's dress that tests their ability to follow couture techniques on a smaller scale, alter a dress with precision and create a made-to-measure jacket that has to fit their model perfectly. The judges then decide which three will go through to the final next week. Claudia Winkleman presents. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 10:05 Deadly 60 on a Mission Series 2. Episode 6/8: Florida Steve Backshall is in Florida to continue his search for the world's deadliest creatures. He goes swimming with a wild alligator, witnesses the hunting methods of the bottlenose dolphin and wades into a swamp in an attempt to catch the weird and wonderful amphiuma salamander. On dry land, he goes on the trail of the eastern diamondback rattlesnake, America's largest serpent, and joins scientists tagging wild bobcats. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 10:35 Great British Railway Journeys Goes to Ireland Series 4. Episode 23/25: Kilkenny to Athy On the next leg of his journey from Co Kerry to Galway, Michael Portillo travels from the city of Kilkenny to Athy in Co Kildare. Along the way he tries his hand at cutting marble in the Victorian style, uncovers 19th-century Ireland's surprising industrial heritage and learns how the railways helped bring motorsport to the masses. (Subs · Signed · Audio/desc · Repeat) 11:05 Film: Island in the Sky The pilot of a military transport plane is forced to make an emergency landing in the frozen wilds of the Canadian tundra. Facing extreme winter cold and short of food, he battles to keep his crew alive while trying to guide a rescue flight to their remote location with a dying radio signal. Action adventure, starring John Wayne, Lloyd Nolan, Andy Devine, Walter Abel and James Arness. (Subs)

ITV 1 06:00 Daybreak Astrologer Russell Grant talks to Lorraine Kelly and Aled Jones about hosting the upcoming UK tour of Ready Steady Cook Live, alongside chef Lesley Waters, and Coronation Street's John Michie (Karl Munro) talks about his latest storyline. (Subs) 08:30 Lorraine Entertainment and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories, cooking and celebrity gossip. Presented by Lorraine Kelly. (Subs) 09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice. (Subs) 10:30 This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines, viewers' comments in the Hub and a recipe in the kitchen. Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Including at 11.25 ITV News and Regional Weather. (Subs)

Channel 4 06:10 The Hoobs Series 1. Episode 23/250: Combs The pals use the Peeps' combs to store their Hoobycookies, until they discover what they are really meant for. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 06:35 The Hoobs Series 1. Episode 24/250: Keeping Warm Iver, Groove, Tula and Roma find a way to keep warm while Hooblegazing. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 07:05 According to Jim Series 4. Episode 26/26: The Scrapbook Cheryl and Jim reminisce about nightmare anniversaries from their past. (Subs · Repeat) 07:30 Everybody Loves Raymond Series 7. Episode 21/25: The Shower Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy, but Marie tries to take over and monopolises the event. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Monica Horan. (Subs · Repeat) 07:55 Everybody Loves Raymond Series 7. Episode 22/25: Baggage When Robert asks if he can borrow the suitcase sitting on the stairway landing, Ray explains he and Debra have been locked in a two-week battle of wills over who is responsible for putting the item away. Ray Romano and Brad Garrett star. (Subs · Repeat) 08:25 Frasier Series 5. Episode 3/24: Halloween Part one of two. Niles throws a fancy-dress Halloween party with a literary theme as a benefit for the Library Association, which he attends dressed as Cyrano de Bergerac, while a misunderstanding lets one or two skeletons out of the closet. Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce star. (Subs · Repeat) 08:55 Frasier Series 5. Episode 4/24: The Kid Part two of two. Roz panics at the thought of becoming a mother, prompting Frasier to lend her a friendly shoulder to cry on - while he ponders the father's identity. Award-winning comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and Peri Gilpin. (Subs · Repeat) 09:30 Frasier Series 5. Episode 5/24: The 1,000th Show Special episode filmed on location in Seattle. Frasier is guest of honour at a public rally to mark his 1,000th radio show - but the celebrations go awry as Niles's jealousy reaches new peaks. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce. (Subs · Repeat) 10:00 The Secret Millionaire Series 6. Episode 3/5: Jahan Abedi Jahan Abedi left his Iranian birthplace as a youngster and now lives in Cardiff, where he has made his millions in the property market. He goes undercover in the racially diverse city of Leicester, spending time at a hospice for terminally ill patients, and volunteering for an organisation that redistributes surplus food from supermarkets. Before deciding who to share his money with, Jahan has the eye-opening experience of meeting asylum seekers from Zimbabwe who, despite being successful in their own country, live in destitution while waiting for refugee status. (Subs · Repeat) 11:00 Come Dine with Me The third dinner party in Bristol is hosted by food critic Darryl Bullock. A self-confessed animal lover, he hopes his pork belly roast will impress, but does not count on his pets leaving an unpleasant surprise for two of the guests. (Subs · Repeat) 11:30 What's Cooking? Series 1. Episode 63/65 Ben Shephard and Lisa Faulkner present the daily culinary magazine show, featuring celebrity guests, enticing recipes and kitchen-based demonstrations. Viewers at home are also encouraged to get in touch with their food-based queries. (Subs)

Five 06:00 Thomas & Friends Series 11. Episode 13/26: Toby's Triumph Toby gives opera singer Alicia Botti a ride to a concert. (Subs · Repeat) 06:10 Rupert Bear Series 1. Episode 40/52: Rupert to the Rescue The Fox twins borrow a book of magic - which lands them in trouble. (Subs · Repeat) 06:20 Fireman Sam Series 6. Episode 9/26: Cat Magic James and Sarah's cat gets stuck down a well, so Sam comes to the rescue. (Subs · Repeat) 06:30 Jelly Jamm Series 1. Episode 41/62: Colour of Fun The children have a game of tag to determine the best team in the universe, but things get too competitive. (Subs · Repeat) 06:45 Peppa Pig Series 3. Episode 33/104: Spring Grandpa Pig organises a chocolate egg hunt for Peppa and her friends. (Subs · Repeat) 06:50 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures Series 1. Episode 18/52: Rainforest The duo become ecologists and try to protect the rainforest, but have to contend with a beaver intent on gnawing down all the trees. (Subs · Repeat) 06:55 Little Princess Series 2. Episode 3/35: I Want to Be a Pirate The youngster decides she would like to become a pirate. (Subs · Repeat) 07:00 Milkshake! Preview of the morning's programmes for children. 07:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Series 2. Episode 6/33: Hard Times The fairy kingdom is left without food when the treasure chest empties, and King Thistle is forced to look for work to raise enough funds to pay the elves for their services. (Subs · Repeat) 07:20 The Mr Men Show Series 2. Episode 24/52: Fruit Mr Rude delivers fruit baskets, Mr Quiet takes a ride on Miss Daredevil's jet and Mr Bump tries running a factory. (Subs · Repeat) 07:35 Thomas & Friends Series 16. Episode 15/20: Muddy Matters James is asked to take Farmer McColl's sheep along a muddy track to the fair, but worries about keeping his shiny red paintwork clean. (Subs · Repeat) 07:45 Make Way for Noddy Series 1. Episode 77/100: Up, Up and Away Martha Monkey tries to win friends by buying a bunch of balloons, but nearly gets blown away. (Subs · Repeat) 07:55 Milkshake! Monkey Series 1. Episode 9/20: The Model Village The inquisitive puppet explores a model village. (Subs · Repeat) 08:00 Fifi and the Flowertots Series 1. Episode 44/52: Singalong Song The tots hear singing in the garden and try to find out where it is coming from. (Subs · Repeat) 08:15 Peppa Pig Series 4. Episode 30/52: Children's Fete The friends try to raise money to fix the school's leaky roof by organising a fete. (Subs · Repeat) 08:20 Peppa Pig Series 1. Episode 17/52: Frogs and Worms and Butterflies George and Peppa have fun playing in Grandpa Pig's garden. (Subs · Repeat) 08:25 Peppa Pig Series 4. Episode 31/52: The Aquarium Goldie the fish feels lonely, so Peppa takes her to the aquarium. (Subs · Repeat) 08:30 Mio Mao Series 2. Episode 5/26: The Cricket The lively kittens encounter a cricket after hearing a singing noise coming from the grass. (Subs · Repeat) 08:35 Roary the Racing Car Series 2. Episode 12/52: Cry Cold Big Chris catches a cold, and enjoys being fussed over so much that he decides not to tell everyone when he starts to feel better. (Subs · Repeat) 08:50 Bananas in Pyjamas Series 1. Episode 63/104: The Big Trick Rat plays an April Fool's Day trick on his friends, but suspects they will try to get revenge. (Subs · Repeat) 09:00 Tickety Toc Series 1. Episode 38/52: Bouncy Time Tommy and Tallulah compete against each other to see who can bounce the highest. (Subs) 09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright and his guests talk about the issues of the day, with viewers calling in to offer their opinions. 11:10 Aliens: Are We Alone? Documentary exploring the possibility of the existence of extraterrestrial life, focusing on the research being undertaken using the Kepler space telescope. This craft is on a mission to find habitable planets and the film uses CGI to bring these theoretical worlds to life and speculates on what aliens might be like. (Subs · Repeat)

Wednesday afternoon

BBC 1 12:30 Chelsea Flower Show 2013 Series 1. Episode 7/15 Nicki Chapman and Andy Sturgeon look at how Chelsea's mission to educate through entertainment has changed over the years, and Chris Beardshaw catches up with some of the scientific exhibits that have been at the show since the early days. Plus, a visit to a garden using dead trees to convey its stark environmental message. (Subs) 13:00 BBC News; Weather (Subs) 13:30 Regional News and Weather (Subs) 13:45 Doctors Series 15. Episode 35/222: Home Truth Al receives devastating news about his aunt, and Kevin helps a mother struggling to agree with her son on what's best for both of them as her health deteriorates. Meanwhile, Howard makes a decision about Emma. Medical drama, starring Ian Midlane and Dido Miles. (Subs · Audio/desc) 14:15 Escape to the Country Series 12. Episode 8/75: Worcestershire Alistair Appleton helps a couple on a budget of £600,000 find a property with potential as a B&B in the Malvern Hills and drives one of the region's handmade cars. (Subs · Repeat) 15:00 Perfection Series 3. Episode 52/60 Nick Knowles hosts the general knowledge quiz in which contestants can win a rolling jackpot that starts at £1,000, but only by achieving perfection. If they fail in their bid, the money is carried over to create a bigger cash prize in the following game. (Subs) 15:45 The Hairy Bikers' Food Tour of Britain Series 1. Episode 18/30: Gloucestershire Si King and Dave Myers explore Gloucestershire, where they prepare a traditional county favourite at Gloucester docks. They also find guinea fowl in the Cotswolds, discover a British alternative to olive oil, and venture outside their comfort zone as they face a cook-off against chef James Graham. (Subs · Repeat) 16:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Series 7. Episode 28/30: James L v Mark F Auction James Lewis and Mark Franks go head to head at an auction in the Norfolk market town of Diss, where they buy items to sell on, hoping to make the most money for their chosen charities. (Subs) 17:15 Pointless Series 5. Episode 34/60 Quiz show in which five pairs of contestants have to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious correct answers to questions posed to 100 people before the show. At the end of each round, the team with the most points is eliminated until the final two pairs battle for a cash prize. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. (Subs · Repeat)

BBC 2 12:50 Lifeline Parkinson's UK Graham Norton appeals on behalf of Parkinson's UK, which funds research, support networks and specialised nurses to help those with the condition. The programme features Sarah, a 42-year-old mother-of-two who was diagnosed with the disease and given valuable support by the organisation. (Subs · Repeat) 13:00 My Life in Books Series 2. Episode 2/10 Actress Natascha McElhone reveals why Daphne du Maurier's novel Rebecca holds a special place in her heart, while TV presenter and 2009 Strictly Come Dancing winner Chris Hollins discusses why a Shoot! annual is his favourite book. Presented by Anne Robinson. (Subs · Repeat) 13:30 Weakest Link Anne Robinson hosts another round of the general knowledge contest, where teamwork goes hand in hand with greed. (Subs · Repeat) 14:15 Classic Mastermind John Humphrys quizzes contestants on their general knowledge and familiarity with specialised subjects the life and career of Henry Fawcett, the TV series dinnerladies, the life and work of TE Lawrence, and the literary associations of Yorkshire, Lancashire and the Lake District. (Subs · Repeat) 14:45 The Great British Bake Off Series 3. Episode 9/14: Patisserie Four bakers remain in the hunt for the title of Britain's best amateur baker, but they all need to raise their game when they tackle a trio of classic patisserie confections in the semi-final. A petits fours-making challenge provides an early test of nerves, before the quartet face the toughest technical task in the show's history - creating a fraisier, a sponge cake filled with mousse and strawberries. As tempers rise and confidence falters, the contestants have one last chance to impress judges Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry by baking a showstopping choux gateau - before discovering who has earned a place in the final. Presented by Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc. (Subs · Repeat) 15:45 Restoration Roadshow Series 1. Episode 8/20: Stonyhurst 2 Eric Knowles is at Stonyhurst College near Clitheroe in Lancashire, where wood expert Malcolm Green focuses his attention on a rocking horse, furniture restorer Tim Akers tries to save a Davenport desk, and ceramics maestro Roger Hawkins faces a tough challenge in the form of a Crown Derby vase requiring serious repair. (Subs · Repeat) 16:15 Planet Earth Series 2. Episode 2/6: Great Plains The wildlife on the great plains of Africa, Asia, North America and the Arctic, which cover a quarter of the land on Earth. The distinctive Tibetan fox is captured on film for the first time, while a herd of caribou migrates 2,000 miles across the tundra in search of grass. Night vision equipment tracks a pride of 30 lions hunting elephants in the tropical African savannah near one of the region's few remaining waterholes. Presented by David Attenborough. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 17:15 Flog It! Series 5. Episode 33/80: Rochester 33 Experts Philip Serrell and Elizabeth Talbot help people sell antiques in Rochester, Kent. Meanwhile, presenter Paul Martin explores the area where Charles Dickens once lived, before learning about bee-keeping. (Subs · Repeat)

ITV 1 12:30 Loose Women To the Manor Born actor Peter Bowles joins panellists Andrea McLean, Lisa Maxwell, Carol McGiffin and Janet Street-Porter in the studio. Plus, more topical debate from a female perspective. (Subs) 13:30 ITV News and Weather (Subs) 13:55 ITV News London (Subs) 14:00 May the Best House Win Series 5. Episode 8/30: Cornwall The competition heads to Cornwall, where recycling queen Lynn Askew, retired hairdresser Don Hawkins, clean freak Georgie Murray and artist Vicki Bampfield-Hammond score one another's properties. They open their doors to a converted barn, a French-inspired home, a St Ives sanctuary and a place built from a boat, in the hope of winning the £1,000 prize. Narrated by Guy Porritt. (Subs) 15:00 Dickinson's Real Deal Cleethorpes 4 David Dickinson helps members of the public in Cleethorpes, North East Lincolnshire, sort the treasures from their trash. Items include signed theatre programmes, a Romeo and Juliet ornament and a pair of bronze hunting figures. (Subs · Repeat) 15:59 ITV London Weather (Subs) 16:00 Tipping Point Series 3. Episode 3/70 Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard, in which contestants answer questions to win turns on an arcade-style machine. Dropping tokens down a choice of four chutes, they hope to knock piles of them off a moving shelf - and the more they collect, the greater the prize fund. The player who has won the least amount is then eliminated, and the last one standing competes for a £10,000 jackpot. (Subs) 17:00 The Chase Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants pit their wits against ruthless quiz genius the Chaser in the hope of winning a potential prize pot worth thousands of pounds. They work as a team and play strategically to answer general knowledge questions against the clock and race down the game board to the exit without being caught. (Subs · Repeat)

Channel 4 12:35 Channel 4 News Midday Summary Includes news headlines and weather. (Subs) 12:40 1001 Things You Should Know Series 2. Episode 23/30 Olympic boxer Nicola Adams and boy band Lawson join Sandi Toksvig as two of today's inquisitors, challenging three more contestants to come up with the common-knowledge answers to a selection of supposedly easy questions. (Subs) 13:05 Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses Series 1. Episode 7/9 Sarah helps three homeowners in Luton improve the saleability of their properties. A mum-of-four is told her neutral home is a bit too sterile, a stylish woman could do to make her shabby garden match the well-groomed interior of the building and a couple need to inject a little style into their plain family dwelling. They all have £1,000 to make their improvements - but will any appeal to entrepreneur Mike, who is looking for a property to buy-to-let?. (Subs · Audio/desc) 14:10 Four Rooms Series 3. Episode 12/30 Shaun Clarkson, Tom Bolt, Wendy Meakin and Maurice Amdur cast their eyes over tempting collectibles, including one of the first flushing public toilets, a mannequin lamp, a Miro painting and a stone sculpture of the Queen. (Subs) 15:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Janet Street-Porter in Dictionary Corner. (Subs) 16:00 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes worth as much as £250,000. (Subs · Audio/desc) 17:00 Come Dine with Me Four amateur chefs from Southend-on-Sea, Essex, try to impress one another during a series of dinner parties to win the £1,000 prize. The first meal of the week is hosted by charity worker Louise, who opts for a musical-themed menu, before the other cooks take their turns, including a retired banker intent on proving men are the superior sex when it comes to entertaining, and a woman whose religious memorabilia startles her guests. (Subs · Repeat)

Five 12:10 5 News Lunchtime Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world. (Subs) 12:15 Frontline Police Series 1. Episode 3/6 Rav Wilding joins officers on a pursuit through the streets of Southend, Essex, and at a suspected drug dealer's flat, where a thorough search is required. Elsewhere, a deaf man reports that his home has been burgled, and a shift in an unmarked car identifies various offenders, including a driver without the correct licence, others using mobile phones while on the move and a motorist whose keys were confiscated by a road worker who believed him to be drunk. (Subs · Repeat) 13:15 Home and Away John, Xavier and Jett are moved by the high turnout for Gina's funeral, including a procession of students in Summer Bay High uniforms. Tamara is furious that Casey missed the service to work at the gym, but realises Indi needed his support and apologises for being so hard on him, while Brax learns the police are looking for Ricky. (Subs · Audio/desc) 13:45 Neighbours Vanessa is delighted when Lucas finally proposes after some encouragement from Sonya, but how will Steph take the news? Meanwhile, Amber and Chris pretend they are a couple on a night out, and Georgia invites Kyle to the university ball, but her happiness is short-lived when she learns drugs have gone missing from the hospital. (Subs · Audio/desc) 14:15 NCIS Series 7. Episode 13/24: Jet Lag Tony and Ziva visit Paris to escort Nora Williams, the key witness in an embezzlement case, back to America - but on the return flight they realise an assassin has boarded the plane with them, determined to ensure she never reaches homeland soil to testify. Crime drama, starring Michael Weatherly and Cote de Pablo. (Subs · Repeat) 15:15 Film: Angels Fall A chef who was the only survivor of a massacre tries to make a fresh start working at a diner in a remote rural town. She witnesses a murder in the wilderness and reports it to the police, but when no body is found, the locals begin to suspect her traumatic experience has driven her mad. Drama based on Nora Roberts' novel, starring Heather Locklear and Johnathon Schaech. (Subs) 17:00 5 News at 5 Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world. (Subs) 17:30 Neighbours Vanessa is delighted when Lucas finally proposes after some encouragement from Sonya, but how will Steph take the news? Meanwhile, Amber and Chris pretend they are a couple on a night out, and Georgia invites Kyle to the university ball, but her happiness is short-lived when she learns drugs have gone missing from the hospital. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat)

Wednesday evening

BBC 1 18:00 BBC News (Subs) 18:30 BBC London News (Subs) 19:00 The ONE Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones host the live magazine show, with a team of roving reporters presenting stories of interest from around the UK, plus big-name studio guests. (Subs) 20:00 Watchdog Series 31. Episode 4/8 Anne Robinson, Matt Allwright and Chris Hollins present the consumer investigation show. They look into the rise of council parking fines, amid claims that hundreds of thousands of tickets may have been issued illegally due to poor and confusing signs. (Subs) 21:00 The Apprentice Series 9. Episode 4/12: Farm Shop With Sophie having been fired after her second time in the boardroom in three weeks, the hopefuls start up their own farm shops, swapping their high heels and city brogues for wellies as they venture across the home counties on a search for fresh produce. One team decides to specialise in pricey buffalo goods, while the other tries to churn a profit from premium milk. However, when they open their stores in trendy east London, some of the products prove difficult to shift and they are forced to rethink - with one candidate taking a gamble by using the task to prove the viability of his business idea to Alan Sugar. (Subs) 22:00 BBC News (Subs) 22:25 Regional News and Weather (Subs) 22:35 A Question of Sport Series 42. Episode 28/36 Leicestershire cricketer Matthew Hoggard, Olympic silver medal-winning cyclist Lizzie Armitstead, ex-footballer Matt Holland and former rugby league star Paul Sculthorpe join team captains Phil Tufnell and Matt Dawson for another round of the long-running quiz. Presented by Sue Barker. (Subs) 23:05 Living with Poverty: Mind the Gap Only a dozen tube stops separate Mayfair and West Ham, but there is a staggering 21-year drop in life expectancy between these two neighbourhoods. This documentary takes a journey across the London Underground network to examine what life is like at these two extremes through the lives of the locals. (Subs) 23:35 Film: Phenomenon An unassuming car mechanic observes a peculiar bright light one evening on the way home from a bar, and finds himself transformed into a genius with telekinetic powers. However, he is unprepared for the problems that lie ahead, as he struggles to woo a divorced single mother while coping with his new-found gift. Drama, starring John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick, Forest Whitaker and Robert Duvall. (Subs · Audio/desc)

BBC 2 18:00 Eggheads Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize. (Subs · Repeat) 18:30 The Chef's Protege Series 1. Episode 8/20 Theo Randall puts his five chosen students through their paces as he decides who will continue under his tutelage, asking them to cook their favourite dishes before suggesting how to improve them. They must take on board his comments and serve their revamped creations to customers in Brooklands College's training restaurant, before Theo decides which one will be eliminated. (Subs) 19:00 Antiques Road Trip Series 5. Episode 3&4/30 David Barby and Margie Cooper embark on the next leg of their trip, and purchase some surprising items in Bridlington and Sheffield that they hope will prove popular with buyers and make them a profit at auction in Nottingham. (Subs) 20:00 Chelsea Flower Show 2013 Series 1. Episode 8/15 Alan Titchmarsh and Joe Swift reflect on the history of the event as it celebrates its 100th anniversary and there is a look at a garden inspired by the beauty of the English landscape by designer Christopher Bradley-Hole, who is returning to Chelsea after an eight-year break. Joe shows how to get the best from ornamental grasses and Call the Midwife star Judy Parfitt shares her passion for horticulture. (Subs) 21:00 Bankers Series 1. Episode 3/3: Payback Time In centres across the country, Britain's major banks are employing extra staff to pay back tens of billions of pounds to customers who were mis-sold financial products, with estimates suggesting the bill for payment protection insurance (PPI) alone could be £25 billion. Here, the story behind one of the biggest consumer scandals in history is explored, focusing on the changes that revolutionised the culture, business model and working practices of an industry that was once a byword for prudence, probity and respectability. Featuring contributions by RBS Chairman Philip Hampton, Lloyds Group CEO Antonio Horta-Osorio, journalist Gillian Tett and the Most Rev Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury. Narrated by Alex Jennings. Last in the series. (Subs) 22:00 The Apprentice: You're Fired Series 9. Episode 4/11 Dara O Briain is joined by the latest candidate to be eliminated, having failed to impress in this week's task of selecting produce to sell in a farm shop. Chef and restaurateur Rick Stein and comedian Josh Widdicombe are among the panellists trying to determine where it all went wrong. (Subs) 22:30 Newsnight Analysis of the day's events, presented by Jeremy Paxman. (Subs) 23:20 The Tudors Series 1. Episode 5/10: Arise, My Lord Henry is astounded to discover that his ally Emperor Charles V of Spain has freed France's King Francis I from prison. Another blow comes when he is turned down by Anne Boleyn after offering to make her his only mistress. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat)

ITV 1 18:00 ITV News London (Subs) 18:30 ITV News and Weather (Subs) 19:00 Emmerdale Jai is not happy to learn Rachel is moving into the Dingles' with Archie, while Marlon and Laurel suggest to Paddy that Rhona might be pregnant when he tells them about her symptoms. Debbie seems intent on pushing everyone away, and Cameron's strange behaviour leaves Chas fearing he may be having an affair after all. (Subs · Audio/desc) 19:30 Coronation Street Rob tries to throw his weight around at the factory and barges in on an important client meeting, but Michelle orders him to leave. Will Carla back her brother? Tina begs Katy not to ruin Izzy's happiness due to a moment of madness on Gary's part, while Roy still refuses to acknowledge his grief and throws himself into work. Stella feels sorry for a struggling Dev as she plans a low-key reopening of the Rovers, and Sinead plucks up the courage to ask Chesney out on a date. (Subs · Audio/desc) 20:00 All Star Mr & Mrs Series 5. Episode 3/10 The three couples competing are Coronation Street's Jennie McAlpine (Fiz Stape) and her partner Chris Farr, former Olympic champion Sally Gunnell and fellow athlete Jon Bigg, and The Only Way Is Essex stars Joey Essex and Sam Faiers, who find out how much they really know about each other. The pair who give the most correct answers to a series of questions get the chance to win £30,000 for their chosen charity. Game show, hosted by Phillip Schofield. (Subs) 21:00 Scott & Bailey Series 3. Episode 7/8 Rachel is shocked when Janet walks in on her and Kev in the bedroom, and is forced to acknowledge that her chaotic life is affecting her work. Meanwhile, Syndicate 9 are left reeling at the identity of the mole in the team, and when a body is found in Oldham town centre, the detective duo discover that a spate of street robberies may lead them to the killer. Crime drama, starring Lesley Sharp and Suranne Jones. The series concludes tomorrow at 9pm. (Subs · Audio/desc) 22:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather (Subs) 22:30 ITV News London (Subs) 22:35 Dirty Britain Series 1. Episode 2/2 Conclusion. The remarkable and sometimes shocking things that clean-up teams discover behind the nation's front doors. In south-west London, domestic maids find out how fussy some homeowners are about dirt and grime, and across the city, pest controller Jim deals with a property overrun by pigeons. Sewers in Manchester are clogged up with objects that don't belong down there, while Matt and John face the unpleasant task of cleaning up after the deaths of people who live alone and whose bodies were not discovered for some time. In Knightsbridge, Gurchan's car wash is kept busy polishing the cars of Britain's super rich. (Subs · Repeat) 23:35 The Dales Series 3. Episode 2/12 Adrian Edmondson meets goat farmer Stephen Akrigg, who has plans to expand his herd and business over the summer, before turning his hand to livestock auctioneering in Hawes, North Yorkshire, under the guidance of Maurice Scott. Meanwhile, theatrical group the Grassington Players stage the premiere of their Calendar Girls production. (Subs · Repeat)

Channel 4 18:00 The Simpsons Series 12. Episode 2/21: A Tale of Two Springfields Homer stages a revolt against moves to give Springfield a new telephone dialling code, stirring up public indignation and splitting the town down the middle. Featuring the guest voices of the Who and Gary Coleman. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 18:30 Hollyoaks Sinead finds the gun used in the Price Slice hold-up hidden in the toilet at home, and panics that Finn may be in real danger. As Callum's life hangs in the balance, Martha makes a solemn vow, and Darren reveals the truth about his reaction to stumbling into the scene of the crime. (Subs · Audio/desc) 19:00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. (Subs) 19:55 4thought.tv Ghanasyam Priya Das explains why he will carry the lessons he learnt as a Hari Krishna monk into the rest of his life. (Subs) 20:00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer provide an update on two couples who came to them looking for a dream life in the country. (Subs) 21:00 24 Hours in A&E Series 3. Episode 7/20 Patients arriving at King's College Hospital in London include 26-year-old Nicholas, whose jaw has been dislocated in an unprovoked attack, and Tyrell, 17, who needs to have a blackened toenail removed following a football injury. Meanwhile, Ho has brought his grandmother Amoui to the ward after finding her collapsed in her flat. (Subs · Audio/desc) 22:00 10 O'Clock Live Series 3. Episode 5/8 Satirical current affairs show, with David Mitchell, Jimmy Carr, Charlie Brooker and Lauren Laverne. They are joined by guests from the worlds of politics, science and culture for debates, interviews, topical comedy, investigations and opinion pieces. (Subs) 22:55 Random Acts Short film by George the Poet. (Subs) 23:00 12 Year Old Lifer: True Stories In April 2010, 12-year-old Paul Gingerich helped his friend Colt Lundy, 15, shoot and kill his stepfather Phillip Danner in the US state of Indiana. With access to both boys and their families, this film explores their case, offering an insight into the crime and its aftermath. The programme finds out how Paul's relatives are waging a controversial appeal for him to be retried as a juvenile, meaning he could avoid being transferred to an adult prison when he's old enough. (Subs · Repeat)

Five 18:00 Home and Away John, Xavier and Jett are moved by the high turnout for Gina's funeral, including a procession of students in Summer Bay High uniforms. Tamara is furious that Casey missed the service to work at the gym, but realises Indi needed his support and apologises for being so hard on him, while Brax learns the police are looking for Ricky. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 18:30 5 News at 6.30 Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world. (Subs) 19:00 Frontline Police Series 1. Episode 4/6 Rav Wilding accompanies Essex police on a drugs raid, but the operation turns into a chase when the suspect escapes through the back door. Paramedics rush to Epping Forest to help an unconscious man, an emergency unit struggles to get a woman to the police station, and a routine traffic stop catches a motorist who is three times over the drink-drive limit. Elsewhere, officers search for a man who has been accused of threatening his former girlfriend - and find him in a very unusual place. (Subs · Repeat) 20:00 Emergency Bikers Series 5. Episode 5/6 In Portsmouth, paramedic Allan is called out to the home of an elderly former nurse who has fallen and been stranded on the floor for hours, while in Cornwall fellow emergency worker Sarah tends a woman who is slipping into a diabetic coma. Motorcycle cops in Essex are busy cracking down on MOT and insurance dodgers, but an incident involving a car on its way to Guernsey proves far from an open-and-shut case, and Smithy deals with three lads in North Yorkshire who have been annoying locals with the noise of their bikes. (Subs) 21:00 NCIS Series 9. Episode 17/24: Need to Know Chief petty officer Leland Wiley dies of a heart attack just as he is about to reveal information on elusive arms dealer Agah Bayar. The team discovers the cardiac arrest was caused by someone hacking into a computer monitoring Wiley's pacemaker and increasing his heart rate to 400bpm. Meanwhile, a probationary agent tries to impress Gibbs and win a place on his team. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon, with Tamer Hassan and Matt L Jones. (Subs · Audio/desc) 22:00 Bodies in Barrels: Crimes That Shook the World Series 2. Episode 7/10 Docu-drama examining a string of gruesome murders that affected the close-knit community of Snowtown, near Adelaide, Australia. The perpetrators, led by ruthless psychopath John Bunting, tortured and killed 12 people during the 1990s, before disposing of the bodies in barrels of acid. This programme reveals how the murder of one of the victims, Elizabeth Haydon, alerted police to the gang's activities. (Subs · Repeat) 23:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Series 8. Episode 19/22: Florida Benson is forced to cooperate with an FBI agent trying to track down her brother, who is fleeing sexual assault charges. However, the pressure proves too much for her to handle, and she loses control during another case, prompting Cragen to send her home. Guest starring Vincent Spano (Rumble Fish), with Mariska Hargitay. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 23:55 National Heads Up Poker Championships Action from the last-64 round at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, which features some of the world's best players facing each other in one-on-one contests of no limit Texas Hold'em. Among the players taking part were Antonio Esfandiari, Phil Hellmuth, Doyle Brunson, Tom Dwan, Viktor Blom, Phil Ivey, Mike Matusow and Jason Mercier. (Subs)

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BBC 1 01:35 Weatherview (Subs) 01:40 BBC News (Subs)

BBC 2 00:15 The Tudors Series 1. Episode 6/10: True Love As Henry's confidence grows, his displeasure with the Catholic Church's handling of his request for a divorce from Catherine of Aragon intensifies. This leaves Cardinal Wolsey in an ever weaker position, vulnerable to his foes and fearful that the king is being influenced by others. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 01:10 Fit to Rule: How Royal Illness Changed History Series 1. Episode 2/3: Bad Blood: Stuarts to Hanoverians Lucy Worsley explores the medical histories of Britain's monarchs from the later Stuarts to the birth of the Hanoverian dynasty. She examines the infertility of William III and the extraordinary lengths parliament employed to find a Protestant successor when Queen Anne died without a surviving heir. The Hanoverians had no difficulties carrying on their line, but were beset by other problems. Lucy explores the reasons behind the so-called madness of George III, and looks at George IV's battle with obesity, alcohol and drugs. (Subs · Signed · Audio/desc · Repeat) 02:10 This Is BBC TWO Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. (Subs) 04:00 Schools - Body Matters The physiological and psychological changes that happen to young people as they strive to alter their appearance, including beautician Lucy, who wants a breast enlargement. (Subs) 04:30 Schools - Just a Few Drinks Young people describe how an evening of drinking alcohol led to a sequence of life-changing events. The stories include Alan, who broke his collar bone after challenging a group of boys, Anna, who fell out with her best friend, and Jordan, who nearly died after consuming more than half a bottle of brandy. Also featured is Emily, who accepted help in finding a taxi from a man she hardly knew. (Subs) 05:00 Victorian Scotland A group of teenagers explores the history of Stirling using a variety of sources, censuses and maps. Presented by Mara Menzies. (ages 6-11). (Subs)

ITV 1 00:05 Jackpot247 Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions. 03:00 Film: Columbo: A Case of Immunity A senior adviser to the king of a Middle Eastern nation plots to increase his own power by having the head of security at their American embassy killed and placing the blame on a group of dissidents. Columbo is assigned to crack the case, but the suspect's diplomatic immunity hinders the progress of the investigation. Detective drama, starring Peter Falk, Hector Elizondo and Sal Mineo. (Subs · Signed · Audio/desc) 04:15 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 05:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice. (Subs · Signed · Repeat)

Channel 4 00:15 Mercury Prize Sessions: Suede New series. A performance by the rock band at the Hospital Club in London. (Subs) 00:30 RockCorps Presents NCS Miquita Oliver presents the musical event from Manchester, with performances by the 1975, Clean Bandit and DJ Goldierocks. Plus, Rudimental play their track Waiting All Night. (Subs) 01:00 Revenge Series 2. Episode 20/22: Engagement Emily plots her next move in her role as Daniel's fiancee, while Aiden struggles to come to terms with the news of their engagement. Jack shows an incriminating photo to Victoria, and a troubled Charlotte stuns Daniel with some unexpected news. Drama series, starring Emily VanCamp, Joshua Bowman and Barry Sloane. (Subs) 01:45 Film: Hotel Rwanda A Rwandan hotel manager strives to protect his family from harm during the 1994 genocide, but is appalled at the indifference shown by other nations to the violence. He takes matters into his own hands, turning his hotel into a hiding place for hundreds of Tutsi refugees and putting his own life at risk to protect them. Fact-based drama, starring Don Cheadle, Sophie Okonedo, Joaquin Phoenix, Nick Nolte and Jean Reno. (Subs · Signed · Audio/desc) 03:45 St Elsewhere Series 5. Episode 12/23: Cold War Richard Clarendon considers taking drastic action to win over Nurse Rosenthal, while Dr Turner learns that a couple have a record of filing malpractice suits. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 04:30 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes worth as much as £250,000. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) 05:25 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Janet Street-Porter in Dictionary Corner. (Subs · Repeat)

Five 00:55 SuperCasino Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions. 04:00 House Doctor Series 6. Episode 12/15: Sandhurst Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton head for Sandhurst, Berkshire, to offer advice to Julie Frith, the owner of a four-bedroom house that has remained unsold for a year, despite two reductions in the asking price. The first thing that strikes potential buyers is the property's unfinished feel. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 04:25 House Doctor Interior designer Ann Maurice looks back over home improvement highlights from the series, and focuses on making the most of original features. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 04:45 Great Scientists Series 1. Episode 1/5: Aristotle Allan Chapman profiles Greek philosopher Aristotle, whose writings defined the future course of scientific inquiry by framing the natural world as a unified whole governed by certain laws. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 05:10 Michaela's Wild Challenge Series 2. Episode 13/13 Michaela Strachan goes on the trail of hippos in South Africa, and builds a bridge for monkeys in Panama, Central America. Last in the series. (Subs · Signed · Repeat) 05:35 Wildlife SOS The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary. (Subs · Signed · Repeat)

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