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UK TV Listings on the 8th of February 2010
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Monday morning

BBC 1
06:00 Breakfast
Round-up of national and international news, plus the latest from the money markets.
09:15 Heir Hunters
Adams/Young The team unearths a multi-million-pound fraud when discrepancies are discovered in a will during an investigation, and a dead man's former friends help locate his family.
10:00 Wanted Down Under Revisited
Cummings Nicki Chapman meets up with the Cummings family from Scotland, who sampled life in New Plymouth on New Zealand's North Island, but faced objections from 11-year-old daughter Sarah.
11:00 Best of Homes Under the Hammer
Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander recall their favourite properties from the past five years, including a memorable flat in Eastbourne and a shack in Teignmouth, Devon.
11:30 Cash in the Attic
Williams, N Guitar salesman Nick Williams and his partner Lesley Hornby try to raise money at auction to pay for a dream honeymoon in South Africa with the help of Angela Rippon and the team.
BBC 2
06:00 Jakers!
The Case of the Big Sty Ferny, Dannan and Piggley play at being detectives to find out what a teacher does on his day off.
06:20 Clifford
Tough Enough T-Bone hopes the others will like him even more if he toughens up - but soon learns a valuable lesson about friendship.
06:35 Boo!
Venetian Canal The friends visit the Venetian Canal, where Boo becomes a gondolier.
06:45 Louie
Draw Me a Shark Yoko and Louie visit the seaside, where the artistic rabbit draws a shark.
07:00 Tronji
Rice Cake Puffers The tinkle-water fountain is clogged with toffee, a Canadian driveway is too icy for guests to attend a party, and the Tronji-Longylickies try to hang wallpaper.
07:25 Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
07:30 Barney's Barrier Reef
Conmen Barney Harwood and Gemma Hunt look at the tricks used by underwater creatures to help them stay alive on Australia's Great Barrier Reef.
08:00 League of Super Evil
One Zillion Voltar tries to impress the neighbours by telling them he has `one zillion' TV channels.
08:10 Street Monsters
The Naughty Monster in 'Ice -Cream' The Naughty Monster uses an ice-cream seller's bicycle to tease the Little Monsters.
08:15 Arthur
DW Bossy Boots DW starts being nicer to her friends when they stop playing with her.
08:30 Wibbly Pig
Snowman The friends' snow-pig runs away to play games, and when they have to go inside Wibbly and his mates build him some companions. Last in the series.
08:40 Kerwhizz
Vegetable Valley Alley Educational animation for pre-school children, in which characters compete to answer questions that will help them win a race. The first programme takes place in Vegetable Valley Alley.
09:00 Louie
Draw Me a Dolphin Yoko is scared of swimming in the sea, but Louie knows who can help.
09:10 Finley the Fire Engine
Fire Drilled After a blaze breaks out at DJ's garage, Finley organises a show to teach the trucks about fire safety.
09:25 Lunar Jim
Wrong Way Ted Rover goes missing, so Jim and Ted decide to look for him - and find an amazing lunar playground.
09:35 Little Prairie Dogs
Fun and Games The dogs play games of hide-and-seek, musical statues and you-are-it.
09:45 Our Planet
Fruit Pickers and Stripy Animals Learning about animals with stripy patterns and creatures that live on fruit.
09:55 Telly Tales
The Palace of the Seals Adaptation of a traditional tale from the north of Scotland about a fisherman who gets a surprise when he visits an unusual palace.
10:10 Waybuloo
Missing Seed De Li asks Yojojo to look after a special fast-grow seed.
10:30 In the Night Garden
Where Did Makka Pakka's Sponge Go? Makka Pakka loses his sponge while cleaning stones.
11:00 Primary Literacy - Speakers and Listeners
Looking at the importance of comprehension when writing, and the significance of understanding an audience. (ages 14-16).
11:20 Maths Channel
Years 1 and 2: 2D Shapes Comprehensive guide to 2D shapes. (ages 5-7).
11:25 Being Italian
The everyday lives of Italian children, giving insight into the culture of the country. (ages 7-11).
ITV 1
06:00 GMTV
A round-up of news and current affairs with Penny Smith and Ben Shephard, followed by health, entertainment and lifestyle features presented by Ben and Kate Garraway, including Clare Nasir kicking off Love Week by revealing how she met and fell in love with her partner. Richard Arnold also chooses his pick of tonight's top TV and Lorraine Kelly hosts her regular mix of lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news, featuring a performance by Swedish singer Erik Hassle.
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.
10:30 This Morning
Panto star and former King of the Jungle Christopher Biggins drops by to launch Love Week, and former Casualty actor Simon MacCorkindale and wife Susan George talk to Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield about Simon's battle with cancer. Sharon Marshall is also on hand with the latest soap gossip, there is news from Dancing on Ice, and Phil Vickery prepares a meal in the kitchen. Including at 11.25 News, Weather and Regional Weather.
Channel 4
06:05 The Hoobs
Exercise The pals keep fit by doing a few Peep exercises.
06:30 The Hoobs
Pairs Iver is mystified to see a Tiddlypeep in two places at once.
07:25 Everybody Loves Raymond
Boob Job Debra is upset at Ray's reaction to her friend's breast enlargement, and decides to play a trick on him to see if he really is happy with her body the way it is. Comedy, starring Ray Romano.
07:50 Everybody Loves Raymond
The Can Opener Ray's close encounter with Debra's new can opener leads to a colossal argument between the couple - in which Marie, Frank and Robert cannot help getting involved. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Peter Boyle.
08:20 Frasier
Frasier's Imaginary Friend A cancelled date leaves Niles, Martin and Daphne suspecting Frasier's supermodel escort is just a figment of his fevered imagination. Comedy, with Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.
08:50 Will & Grace
Moveable Feast - Part Two Part two of two. After trying to ditch his mother, Will is disturbed when she chooses to spend time with his brother rather than him. Rosario is left in charge of basting the turkey, but ends up eating part of it while the gang is out. American sitcom, starring Eric McCormack.
09:20 Wogan's Perfect Recall
Game show in which four contestants compete for a cash prize in rounds that test their general knowledge and memory. In a departure from the norm, while the questions are different, the answers remain the same. Hosted by Terry Wogan.
09:50 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes holding as much as £250,000.
10:35 According to Jim
Father Disfigure Cheryl drags Jim to the church to meet the new reverend - but he soon discovers the priest has a rather familiar face that harks back to a forgotten childhood incident between the two. James Belushi stars.
11:05 ER
I Feel Good Doctors and nurses from the ER help out at a camp for children who have had open-heart surgery, and Morris and Brenner make an impact. Dr Banfield and her husband have their dreams of adoption crushed when a mother returns to collect her abandoned child. Medical drama, guest starring Tom Arnold (True Lies).
Five
06:00 Pocoyo
Elly Spots Elly falls ill, so Pato and Pocoyo rally round to help.
06:05 Fireman Sam
Bathtime for Dusty Dusty the dog is chosen to be the fire service mascot, but first needs a bath.
06:20 The Beeps
Wash Those Socks The Sockroaches need a wash - but the Beeps have to catch them first.
06:30 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
A Load of Junk The friends clean out the loft and donate their unwanted belongings to the junkosaurs.
06:45 Family!
Jaid celebrates her fourth birthday by having a party with a princesses and pirates theme.
06:50 Milkshake Monkey
Penguins A lesson in how to feed seabirds.
06:55 Funky Valley
Buster's Magic Rabbit The gang disappear and Clara tries to save the day.
07:00 Peppa Pig
Musical Instruments Mummy and Daddy Pig find a box of old musical instruments.
07:05 Little Princess
I Don't Want Nits The youngster is unhappy to discover she has nits - and the rest of the household is keeping out of her way.
07:20 The Mr Men Show
Clocks Mr Grumpy gets a new alarm clock from Miss Helpful, and Mr Quiet tries to sleep at Mr Noisy's house.
07:30 Mio Mao
The Beehive The two lively kittens help some bees out of a sticky situation.
07:35 Roary the Racing Car
Homesick Tin Top No matter how hard he tries, Tin Top cannot master the corners - until Roary has a brilliant idea.
07:50 Noddy in Toyland
Noddy and the Grand Parade The wooden boy plans a parade through toy town, but the goblins mix up the routes by sending everyone the wrong way.
08:05 Fifi and the Flowertots
The Wasp That Cried Ouch Stingo pretends to hurt himself, hoping the Flowertots will bring him lots of treats.
08:15 Peppa Pig
The Camping Holiday The family's camper van turns into a boat during a trip to see ducks on a river.
08:20 Peppa Pig
Mysteries George and Peppa try to become world-famous detectives.
08:25 Thomas & Friends
Toby's New Whistle Toby is fitted with a three-chime whistle while his bell is being repaired.
08:35 Igam Ogam
Oops, It Broke The mischievous cavegirl is too rough and breaks everything she touches.
08:50 Funky Valley
Haircut for Fleecie Fleecie the sheep needs a haircut because she looks like a huge ball of fluff.
08:55 Rupert Bear
Rupert and the Weather Machine The friends set off to investigate why it is raining sausages in the forest.
09:05 Milkshake! Music Box
Polly Put the Kettle On Derek and Jen perform Polly Put the Kettle On, accompanied by colourful animations.
09:15 The Wright Stuff
Hollyoaks actor Kieron Richardson (Ste Hay) joins Matthew Wright and this week's panellists Janet Ellis and Dominic Holland.
10:45 Trisha Goddard
Talk show featuring everyday people with incredible stories to tell.
11:45 House Doctor: Inside and Out
Chalk Ann Maurice and Sven Wombwell visit Chalk in Kent, where a divorcing couple need help selling their Sixties semi, which is suffering from years of neglect. Ann gets to work on the uninviting hallway, disorganised living room and worn carpets, while Sven decides to liven up the lawn, adding a rustic path and a trellis.

Monday afternoon

BBC 1
12:15 Bargain Hunt
Scotland Catherine Southon and Paul Laidlaw help two teams of antiques enthusiasts search for items at Edinburgh's Ingliston Centre, and Tim Wonnacott hunts for hidden treasure at Trinity House Maritime Museum in Leith.
13:00 BBC News; Weather
 
13:30 Regional News and Weather
 
13:45 Doctors
The Long and Short of It Jimmi unravels a mystery involving a little person and a giant. Karen is distracted on the day of Rob's hearing by Imogen's recent revelation, and a subdued Charlie receives a lecture from Julia. Starring Adrian Lewis Morgan and Jan Pearson.
14:15 Murder, She Wrote
The Great Twain Robbery A missing Mark Twain manuscript proves to be only the first chapter in a story of forgery, arson and murder. Angela Lansbury stars as the amateur sleuth.
15:00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News
 
15:05 Big & Small
The Gwelf in the Garden The friends hear a noise in the garden and think the mysterious Gwelf has come to visit them. Last in the series.
15:15 Grandpa In My Pocket
Captain Dumbletwit's Spaceship Cake Grandpa disappears on his birthday as he has big plans - but Jason's mum has made a cake in the shape of a spaceship, and Great Aunt Loretta is keen to cut a slice.
15:30 Tronji
Rice Cake Puffers The tinkle-water fountain is clogged with toffee, a Canadian driveway is too icy for guests to attend a party, and the Tronji-Longylickies try to hang wallpaper.
15:50 OOglies
Slippy Nana meets his slapstick soulmate and Frantic Fan takes on the Hand Fans in a duel.
16:05 Sorry, I've Got No Head
Tammy has a spot of trouble in the classroom, Rex Dynamo celebrates winning another computer game trophy, and the Hot or Not girls are introduced.
16:35 MI High
Doppelgangers A Russian scientist builds robot doubles of the spies to steal top-secret information from MI9 HQ - but Stark does not believe Rose, Carrie and Oscar are innocent.
17:00 Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
17:15 Weakest Link
General knowledge quiz, with Anne Robinson, in which members of the public answer questions in the hope of winning a cash prize.
BBC 2
12:00 Daily Politics
Parliamentary proceedings interspersed with discussions, interviews and filmed reports from around the country. Presented by Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn.
12:30 Working Lunch
The latest stories from the business world and news from the City.
13:00 Panic Attack
Game show in which contestants have to fight against their own nerves as well as against time. While others wait to oust them from the hot seat, the players must remain calm to be in with a chance of claiming the cash jackpot. Stephen Nolan presents.
13:30 Animal Park
Three Siberian tigers go into quarantine and Imogen the giraffe approaches her due date as Ben Fogle and Kate Humble present a look behind the scenes at Longleat House and Safari Park.
14:15 Car Booty
Errington Eighty-year-old Joan Errington and her family plan to clear out her home in preparation for her move into sheltered accommodation, and come across an impressive collection of Beswick ceramic animals during their blitz.
15:00 Diagnosis Murder
Retribution - Part Two Part two of two. Steve races to prove his father's innocence by finding the real culprit in the Ganza murder, becoming certain that Malcolm Trainor is the man responsible for the crime. Medical detective drama, starring Barry and Dick Van Dyke.
15:45 Flog It!
Ely 21 New series. Antiques experts Charlie Ross and Elizabeth Talbot value items at Ely Cathedral in Cambridgeshire, including a 20th-century cat and a pair of paintings the sisters-in-law owners of which hope are worth £4,000. Plus, presenter Paul Martin investigates the ancient trade of eel catching.
16:30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic
Susannah York New series. Actress Susannah York opens her London home to Aled Jones and expert John Cameron, who help her sell items including vintage make-up accessories that were a gift from Joan Collins in an attempt to raise £500 for two charities.
17:15 Escape to the Country
North Wales Jules Hudson helps a couple with a £310,000 budget search for an idyllic rural property with enough land to become self-sufficient in north-east Powys, Wales.
ITV 1
12:30 Loose Women
Singer Alexandra Burke, who performed on the Helping Haiti single, talks about plans to visit the island to help aid workers in the aftermath of the earthquake. Actress Emma Samms discusses life after General Hospital and the spectacular Shall We Dance.
13:30 ITV News and Weather
 
13:55 Meridian News and Weather
 
14:00 House Gift
Interior designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, antiques dealer Tom Keane and journalist Danielle Proud are given the task of buying items to enhance a couple's house in Harrow, north London. Laurence heads to a closing-down sale to use his £200 budget, Danielle searches for some feminine flair with her £500, and Tom travels across London to find a piece of art deco with £1,000 to spend.
15:00 Dickinson's Real Deal
Evesham David Dickinson, in the company of antiques dealers Simon Schneider, Clive Attrell and Cheryl Hakeney, visits Evesham in Worcestershire to appraise items brought along by members of the public. Among other things, a carved walking stick makes a big impact at auction.
15:59 Meridian Weather
 
16:00 Midsomer Murders
Dead Man's Eleven - Part One Part one of two. When a wealthy landowner's wife is bludgeoned to death with a cricket bat, Barnaby and Troy investigate, only to find the corpses mounting up as their inquiries lead them along an unsavoury trail of blackmail, greed, deceit and revenge. Imelda Staunton (Vera Drake, Harry Potter) and Robert Hardy (All Creatures Great and Small) guest star. Concludes tomorrow.
17:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show
Chef and reigning King of the Jungle Gino D'Acampo drops by for a chat, and TV presenter and former Atomic Kitten Liz McClarnon discusses her new series Hotter Than My Daughter.
Channel 4
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.
12:05 Proud Parents
Mothers and fathers talk about the experiences that have shaped the lives and careers of their celebrity children.
12:15 The Home Show
Architect George Clarke breathes new life into a soulless four-storey west London townhouse for a couple who both work from home and have not touched the interior since they moved in three years ago. They have a large budget but are afraid of making expensive mistakes. Plus, Angela Brady goes in search of chic interiors in Paris.
13:15 Dragoon Wells Massacre
A cavalry officer and the killer he is escorting to prison are compelled to join forces to survive when Apache warriors raid their wagon train as it moves across Arizona into hostile territory. Western, starring Barry Sullivan, Dennis O'Keefe, Mona Freeman and Katy Jurado.
14:55 The TV Book Club
Jo Brand, Gok Wan, Laila Rouass, Dave Spikey and Nathaniel Parker rate and review Nick Hornby's new novel, Juliet, Naked. There is also an interview with comedian and Coronation Street star John Thomson.
15:25 Countdown
Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley present the long-running words-and-numbers game. With Dictionary Corner guest Mark Foster.
16:10 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts a series of Love Week specials in the run-up to Valentine's Day in which one lucky contestant gets the chance to win a luxury holiday.
17:00 Wogan's Perfect Recall
Game show in which four contestants compete for a cash prize in rounds that test their general knowledge and memory. In a departure from the norm, while the questions are different, the answers remain the same. Hosted by Terry Wogan.
17:30 Come Dine with Me
Fitness instructor Alison Murrie hosts the first party in South Yorkshire, hoping to impress her guests with a traditional menu. However, her starter of tomatoes stuffed with liver provokes one diner to make a revelation that leaves everybody surprised and the hostess trying to get the night back on track with games.
Five
12:35 five news
Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world.
12:45 RSPCA: Have You Got What It Takes?
The students travel to Plas y Brenin in Snowdonia to learn how to abseil down cliffs to rescue animals, forcing trainees Helen and Melissa to confront their fears at the top of a 60ft precipice. Becky visits Appleby Horse Festival on the lookout for safety breaches, while Helen Smith and Pam answer a call about an unwanted poodle terrier.
13:15 Hero Animals
The Dolphins That Saved the Surfer Documentary revealing how a pod of wild bottlenose dolphins protected Californian surfer Todd Endris after he was attacked by a great white shark. The creature lunged at Todd, shredding the skin on his back and slicing open his leg - but dolphins arrived and formed a protective ring around the injured man, giving him the chance to swim to shore.
13:45 Neighbours
Dan organises a memorial ceremony for the baby, but Susan refuses to forgive him - and Lucas is devastated when Libby reveals to him that she also blames her partner for the death of their unborn child. Meanwhile, Ringo tries to win back Donna's affections by encouraging her to push on with her latest design idea - but finds her decision to unveil her plans in front of his friends a step too far.
14:15 Home and Away
Martha begins to see Liam in a new light when he confesses his drug use to Gina, while Miles is surprised to meet Romeo's sister Mink. Ruby holds a rally in support of the refugees, and Leah faces a terrifying situation at the diner when she and Hazem are attacked.
14:50 Zoo Days
Tejas, the three-month-old Asiatic lion cub, takes his first steps into the outside world, and the keepers face the prospect of trying to catch 150 bats.
15:15 Desolation Canyon
A boy is taken hostage by a gang of bank robbers, prompting his grandfather to join forces with the local sheriff to track down those responsible and bring the child safely home - unaware that bounty hunters are also in pursuit of the outlaws. Western, starring Patrick Duffy, Stacy Keach and David Rees Snell.
17:00 five news with Natasha Kaplinsky
The day's headlines from around the world.
17:30 Neighbours
Dan organises a memorial ceremony for the baby, but Susan refuses to forgive him - and Lucas is devastated when Libby reveals to him that she also blames her partner for the death of their unborn child. Meanwhile, Ringo tries to win back Donna's affections by encouraging her to push on with her latest design idea - but finds her decision to unveil her plans in front of his friends a step too far.

Monday evening

BBC 1
18:00 BBC News
 
18:30 South Today
 
19:00 The ONE Show
Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live show, with their team of roving reporters uncovering topical stories across the UK.
19:30 Inside Out
Joe Crowley investigates an anti-paedophile march in Weymouth and looks at Hampshire's pilot of Sarah's Law, which was introduced in response to the murder of Sarah Payne and allows parents to be told about sex offenders living in their area. Plus, Jon Cuthill learns about the movie Telly Savalas shot in Portsmouth, and as an increasing number of people die alone, a report reveals what happens in Brighton to those who have withdrawn from society.
20:00 EastEnders
Sonia (Natalie Cassidy) returns to the Square to give Bianca a hen night to remember. Meanwhile, Max and Jack put pressure on Bradley to explain what happened on Christmas Day, leading to a revelation, and Shirley returns home to find her niece Zsa Zsa waiting on her doorstep.
20:30 Panorama
Are You a Danger to Kids? An investigation into the myths and realities of the new child protection register, which will eventually contain the details of nine million people who work with youngsters and vulnerable adults. The Government insists that it has taken on board the concerns of objectors who doubt the new system will actually work, but uncertainty remains about whether it will deter paedophiles. Jeremy Vine presents a report assessing both sides of the debate. Postponed from February 1.
21:00 Hustle
The con-artists find themselves in prison when one of the marks involved in their most recent scheme turns out to be an undercover police officer. Two MI6 agents arrive to question Mickey and present him with a proposition - he and the team will receive a pardon if they steal the contents of a security box in the National Bank of Syria. With no choice but to agree, Ash sets about finding a way into the vault, but high security levels threaten their success. Starring Adrian Lester. Last in the series.
22:00 BBC News
 
22:25 Regional News and Weather
 
22:35 Inside Sport: Michael Johnson, Downhill Skier
The Olympic sprinter aims to discover what makes downhill skiers risk their lives in pursuit of glory, and discusses the sport with skiing greats Franz Klammer and Hermann Maier, as well as experts from the worlds of psychology and neurology.
23:05 Late kick off
Jonathan Pearce presents a round-up of the weekend's Football League action, featuring all the goals and reaction to matches involving local clubs, along with behind-the-scenes reports and archive footage.
23:35 Mimic
A scientist is shocked to discover a species of cockroach-hunting bug she created years earlier to eradicate a disease has evolved into the perfect killing machine. Horror from director Guillermo del Toro, starring Mira Sorvino, Jeremy Northam, Charles S Dutton, Alexander Goodwin and Giancarlo Giannini.
BBC 2
18:00 Eggheads
Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize.
18:30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow
Fiona Bruce presents memorable moments from the long-running series, focusing on controversial items. Plus, there is a peek behind the scenes of the Roadshow.
19:00 Seven Ages of Britain
Age of Worship (1170-1400) David Dimbleby re-tells the story of the power struggle between the monarchy and the Church during the Middle Ages through treasures of the period, and reveals how the code of chivalry brought the two sides together. He also reassesses the cultural impact of Richard II's reign, and examines artefacts including the Mappa Mundi, Chaucer's Canterbury Tales and Britain's only preserved medieval crown.
20:00 University Challenge
Two losers from the first stage of the quarter-finals, Girton College, Cambridge, and St Andrews, compete for a second chance to stay in the competition. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.
20:30 Delia through the Decades
Delia Smith reflects on the past 10 years, including her How to Cook and How to Cheat books and taking afternoon tea with Stephen Fry. She also revisits her recipe for roast chicken and shami kebabs - one of her most memorable from the decade - celebrates the simplicity of the omelette and sets the record straight over her well-publicised rallying cry at a Norwich City football match. Featuring contributions by Victoria Wood and Terry Wogan. Last in the series.
21:00 Generation Jihad
New series. Journalist Peter Taylor investigates the process by which a small number of British Muslim teenagers are radicalised and persuaded to join terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda. As his inquiries reveal the part played by the internet, he travels to Dewsbury in West Yorkshire to learn how 15-year-old Hammaad Munshi became Britain's youngest convicted terrorist.
22:00 Nurse Jackie
Ring Finger The medic seeks Dr O'Hara's help to prise off her wedding ring in time for a rendezvous with Eddie, but the prospect of having her marriage exposed becomes the least of her worries when Dr Cooper confronts her about falsifying an organ donor's file. Edie Falco stars.
22:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events, presented by Emily Maitlis.
23:20 The Virtual Revolution
Enemy of the State? Aleks Krotoski explores the ways in which the internet has changed global politics, in both democratic and authoritarian regimes. She discovers how sites such as Twitter and YouTube have encouraged a rise in direct action among the world's increasingly politicised youth - but also reveals how the world-wide web has enabled governments to monitor their citizens more closely than ever before.
ITV 1
18:00 Meridian Tonight
 
18:30 ITV News and Weather
 
19:00 Emmerdale
Natasha is surprised by Ryan's eagerness to learn more about Mark, while Chas hatches a plan to bring Carl and the children together. Elsewhere, Zak and Lisa survey the ruins of Wishing Well, both knowing that the house is not insured and will cost them a fortune to repair.
19:30 Coronation Street
Leanne's refusal to forgive Peter for his drunken antics prompts him to seek solace in drink once more, leading to a frantic search of Weatherfield's pubs for his girlfriend and family. Gail travels to the Lake District with Joe, unaware of her husband's plan, and Tina expresses her fears to David when Rick calls at the house again.
20:00 The Lakes
Comedian Rory McGrath heads to Muncaster Castle to talk to eccentric owner Patrick Gordon-Duff-Pennington, before meeting the men and women who give up their time to make the Lakeland fells a safer place to visit. He also catches up with the Ballentyne Dykes, whose cheese-making business has led to new additions at the farmyard.
20:30 Coronation Street
Gail tries to talk Joe out of his scheme to fake his death, but he sets sail in the darkness regardless, leaving his wife heartbroken on the jetty. Peter turns up drunk at George and Eve's, demanding to see Simon, but while his family tries to think of ways to help, Ciaran encourages him to have a few more beers.
21:00 Law & Order: UK
Love and Loss Brooks and Devlin investigate the death of middle-class teenager Debbie Powell. They discover the victim had been living a secret life as a drug mule, and was being led astray by local dealer Gerry Craig. The case has an emotional impact on Castle, who demands Steel and Phillips do everything in their power to bring the person responsible to justice. Bradley Walsh, Jamie Bamber and Bill Paterson star.
22:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather
 
22:30 Meridian Tonight and Weather
 
22:35 Red Dragon
The FBI agent who first captured Hannibal Lecter is called out of retirement to catch a demented murderer dubbed the Tooth Fairy, who slaughters a family at every full moon - forcing the detective to draw on the imprisoned cannibal's expertise. Thriller prequel adapted from the first of Thomas Harris's Lecter novels, starring Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes and Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Channel 4
18:00 The Simpsons
The Fat and the Furriest Homer is filmed fleeing from a wild bear and becomes a local laughing stock. Determined to redeem himself and salvage his reputation, he builds a special protective suit and sets about organising a rematch - to be fought on his terms.
18:30 Hollyoaks
Jamie explains to Hannah his urgent desire to leave the village, and when she reveals she plans to accompany him, the Ashworths throw an impromptu farewell party for them. Mercedes is furious after witnessing how cosy Calvin and Carmel are together, and Lauren is beside herself when it appears her family is about to discover her blossoming relationship with Gaz.
19:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.
20:00 Dispatches: Post Office Undercover
Two reporters go undercover at the Royal Mail during the pre-Christmas rush to test the company's claims of a modernised, improved service that followed Dispatches investigations in 2004 and 2005 and a fine of almost £10million by the postal regulators. The journalists witness the effects of the uneasy truce with the unions, along with examples of lax security, poorly trained staff and defective equipment - and in their assumed roles, face the public's anger at the service provided.
21:00 Tower Block of Commons
Conservative MP Nadine Dorries replaces her colleague Iain Duncan Smith on the South Acton estate and faces a rude awakening, while Austin Mitchell takes on childcare duties in Hull's Orchard Park. In Birmingham, Tim Loughton moves into a cramped one-bedroom flat with a family of four, and Mark Oaten gets used to living in a household with five children and four cats in Barking.
22:00 The Good Wife
Home Alicia swallows her pride to help a former friend who snubbed her following the scandal, but who now needs the lawyer to represent her son, who has been accused of murder. Julianna Margulies stars.
22:55 Picture Me: A Model's Diary
Premiere. Film-maker Ole Schell charts the rise to fame of his partner, model Sara Ziff. As she gains international acclaim and tours the world participating in high-profile events, Schell is granted unprecedented access to models and discovers the fairy-tale glamour of the industry hides a more sinister reality.
Five
18:00 Home and Away
Martha begins to see Liam in a new light when he confesses his drug use to Gina, while Miles is surprised to meet Romeo's sister Mink. Ruby holds a rally in support of the refugees, and Leah faces a terrifying situation at the diner when she and Hazem are attacked.
18:25 Live From Studio Five
Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger and Kate Walsh host the magazine show featuring location reports, celebrity interviews and showbiz gossip.
19:30 How Do They Do it?
Robert Llewellyn discovers how the River Thames is kept clear of rubbish. He also learns about the production of increasingly popular armoured cars and visits Almhult in Sweden, where he uncovers the secrets of flat-pack furniture.
20:00 The Gadget Show
Comedian Dom Joly challenges Suzi Perry and Ortis Deley to take part in a money-saving task, in which they demonstrate economic ways to run expensive pieces of technology. Meanwhile, Jason Bradbury scours the London Toy Fair for this year's must-have devices, and Jon Bentley weighs up the benefits of upgrading to Blu-ray.
21:00 Paul Merton in Europe
The comedian travels to France, attending a show-jumping event where horses are not used, and visiting Paris to meet playwright Norbert Aboudarham, who lived in a zoo with a panda to research his play. Paul then heads to the Champagne region and discovers that boundary changes could make some locals rich, before visiting a macabre museum in Lyon devoted to the horrors of the world.
22:00 From Hell
As Jack the Ripper stalks the streets of 19th-century London, an opium-addicted detective is assigned the task of stopping his killing spree. But in the course of his investigation, he uncovers a sinister conspiracy that reaches the highest levels of Victorian society. Mystery thriller, based on Alan Moore's novel, starring Johnny Depp, Heather Graham, Ian Holm and Robbie Coltrane.

Monday night / Tuesday morning

BBC 1
01:20 Delia through the Decades
Delia Smith recalls her work during the 1990s, which saw the rise of the TV cookery show and the emergence of the `Delia effect', in which supermarkets experienced a surge in demand for ingredients and utensils used on her shows. Delia revisits three of her favourite recipes from her Nineties collections - chocolate bread and butter pudding, chicken Basque and Piedmont peppers - and Rick Stein, Gary Rhodes and Richard Curtis discuss her achievements.
01:50 Survivors
A chance encounter with Billy, a generous travelling trader, has dire consequences for Greg and his friends, who are tracked down by Samantha's men and brought to her compound. Determined to reintroduce the judicial system, she forces Tom to stand trial for his crimes, and the full extent of his sordid past is finally revealed. Max Beesley, Paterson Joseph and Nikki Amuka-Bird star, with Only Fools and Horses' Roger Lloyd Pack.
02:50 Horizon: Don't Grow Old
Documentary exploring the latest scientific research which suggests ageing could be a flexible process that might be manipulated. Horizon follows scientists as they experiment and try to explain why people become older, using extraordinary examples that seem to defy the natural course of physical decline, from the 95-year-old woman who smokes two packets of cigarettes a day, to a five-year-old boy with an ageing disease.
03:50 Wonderland: Virgin Swimmers
The documentary series follows nine adults as they take part in a six-week course to learn how to swim. The participants include a 56-year-old woman from Southend-on-Sea, whose cosseted childhood has haunted her adult years, and a 37-year-old who is almost too afraid to don a swimming costume.
04:30 HARDtalk
Stephen Sackur talks to people making the headlines.
05:00 The World Today
International reports.
05:30 World Business Report
The latest business news, with informed analysis.
BBC 2
00:20 An Island Parish
Grey Skies - Outlook Brighter A surprise is flown to the island for the Rev David Easton's farewell party after months of secret planning. Bus driver Glynn and his rock band nervously take to the stage for their first performance, while Phil and Mimi's daughter Annie is baptised.
00:50 BBC World News America
 
01:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
01:30 ABC World News with Diane Sawyer
Global news reports.
02:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
02:30 The Record
Highlights of today in parliament.
03:00 World News Today
 
04:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
ITV 1
00:50 Take Me Out
A firefighter and a professional drummer are among the eligible bachelors trying to impress 30 single women in the dating game. Last week's couples also go on their dates, discovering whether they are a match made in heaven or hell. Comedian Paddy McGuinness presents.
01:45 Loose Women
Singer Alexandra Burke, who performed on the Helping Haiti single, talks about plans to visit the island to help aid workers in the aftermath of the earthquake. Actress Emma Samms discusses life after General Hospital and the spectacular Shall We Dance.
02:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.
05:30 ITV Morning News
 
Channel 4
00:40 The Last Freak Show
Following professional musician Jeffrey Marshall, who was born without arms or legs, as he decides to exhibit himself in America's only remaining freak show. Part of the First Cut: strand.
01:10 The Enemy Within
Joe Bullman's drama-documentary explores the similarities between an anarchist insurgency that took place in London in 1892, and the modern-day war on terror. A series of interviews and performances by young British Muslims draws the parallels between two communities in conflict with their fundamental values, and highlights how feelings of oppression, persecution and anger can lead to extremism.
02:10 The Banger Sisters
Former rock groupie Suzette, who has maintained her wild youth well into middle age, goes in search of her fellow hellraiser Vinnie. However, she is shocked to find her old friend is now a respectable married housewife with two children, who has successfully kept her raucous past a secret from her family. Comedy, starring Goldie Hawn, Susan Sarandon and Geoffrey Rush.
03:55 St Elsewhere
Santa Claus Is Dead Axelrod tries to keep a Santa Claus alive after he collapses at a party. Ehrlich does his best to brighten the holiday for a patient and Lizzie's boyfriend gets depressed.
04:40 St Elsewhere
The Boom Boom Womb The hospital becomes the target of anti-abortionist bomb threats. Rosenthal makes a decision about her youngest son, Dr Westphall's housekeeper has her immigration hearing, while Axelrod loses Luther's favourite racing pigeon.
05:30 Yo Gabba Gabba
Children's entertainment show featuring a mixture of music, dance, life lessons and celebrity guests.
Five
00:25 URBAN LEGENDS
A woman twice cured of the illness Multiple Sclerosis by lightning strikes, the parasitic fish that swam up a man's urethra, and a cockroach egg that hatched in a woman's tongue.
00:55 SuperCasino
Live interactive gaming.
04:00 Wildlife SOS
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.
04:25 Wildlife SOS
How Wildlife Aid cares for injured animals and releases them back into the wild.
04:50 Animal Rescue Squad
Highlights of the series in which Michaela Strachan and Matt Baker report on the work being done to protect animals in the UK and abroad. They meet people involved in everything from large-scale conservation projects to small wildlife sanctuaries, and investigate the daily dramas that take place in Britain's veterinary practices.
05:10 Neighbours
Dan organises a memorial ceremony for the baby, but Susan refuses to forgive him - and Lucas is devastated when Libby reveals to him that she also blames her partner for the death of their unborn child. Meanwhile, Ringo tries to win back Donna's affections by encouraging her to push on with her latest design idea - but finds her decision to unveil her plans in front of his friends a step too far.
05:35 Home and Away
Martha begins to see Liam in a new light when he confesses his drug use to Gina, while Miles is surprised to meet Romeo's sister Mink. Ruby holds a rally in support of the refugees, and Leah faces a terrifying situation at the diner when she and Hazem are attacked.
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