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Tuesday morning

BBC 1
06:00 Breakfast
Round-up of national and international news, plus the latest from the money markets.
09:15 Heir Hunters
Ring/Moore Detectives search for the heirs of a childless widow who lived in Seahouses, Northumberland, and a Down's syndrome sufferer from London.
10:00 Wanted Down Under Revisited
Walls Nicki Chapman catches up with Gary and Callie Wall from Bury, Lancashire, who hoped to take their family to Queensland to start a new life.
11:00 Best of Homes Under the Hammer
Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander revisit a house in Wales and a single storey property in Kent.
11:30 Cash in the Attic
Bryant Retired teachers Brenda and John Bryant seek to downsize from the home they have brought up their family in for the past 25 years. However, they must first clear their home of clutter, and the team is on hand to help them discover some valuable heirlooms that might help Brenda achieve her dream of learning to fly a helicopter.
BBC 2
06:00 Jakers!
All Night Long Piggley and his friends try to persuade Mr Winks to take them fishing, and Wiley the sheep hopes to liven up the flock.
06:20 Clifford
Stars in Your Eyes Charley is given a new telescope and offers to bring it to Emily Elizabeth's space-themed party - but is warned it could get broken and worries his friends will not want to see him without it.
06:35 Boo!
Roman Villa The gang explores a Roman villa, and Boo takes the chance to really get into character.
06:45 Louie
Draw Me an Elf The artistic rabbit draws an elf to help look after one of Father Christmas's reindeer.
07:00 Tronji
Caravan Holiday The Tronjitoddles get lost while on holiday in a caravan, and a deliveryman struggles to get a very heavy crate to the Estonia Art Museum.
07:25 Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
07:30 Barney's Barrier Reef
Hitmen Barney Harwood and Gemma Hunt explore the darker side of Australia's famous reef, meeting creepy marine creatures such as boxing shrimps, chomping sharks and a deadly type of shell.
08:00 League of Super Evil
Bite at the Museum The villains try to steal a dinosaur bone so they can clone a T rex, but Justice Gene is determined to stop them.
08:10 Street Monsters
The Whoopee Cushion Monster in Date Grown-up Monster is disappointed when he goes on a date with Whoopee Cushion Monster, little suspecting she has a variety of practical jokes planned for the evening.
08:15 Arthur
Binky vs Binky Binky gets advice from champion cyclist Vance Legstrong on how to do well in sports.
08:30 Zigby
Zigby's Treasure Hunt Animation following the antics of an adventurous zebra. Bertie and Zigby search for treasure, but discover a tasty surprise instead.
08:40 Kerwhizz
The Slip and Slide Snow Ride The teams compete in a frozen world, where they must answer questions to win the race.
09:00 Louie
Draw Me a Car Artistic rabbit Louie draws a car so he can compete in a race with his butterfly friend Yoko.
09:10 Finley the Fire Engine
Stop the Presses A reporter truck arrives to do a story on the Friendlyville gang.
09:25 Lunar Jim
Crater Critter The team is thrilled when Ted discovers a new creature - until it starts eating everything in sight.
09:35 Little Prairie Dogs
Birthday Surprises Snow helps Uncle Bret build a new burrow on his birthday, but then gets to play in an adventure playground as a special treat.
09:45 Our Planet
Colour Blue and Teeth Learning about animals' teeth and blue creatures.
09:55 Telly Tales
Jack and the Beanstalk Live action performances mixed with animation tell the tale of a boy who grows a magical beanstalk.
10:10 Waybuloo
Flittery Narabug Nok Tok tries to help Lau Lau paint a picture of her Narabug by building a perch for it to sit on.
10:30 In the Night Garden
Ninky Nonk Dinner Swap The pontipines take their dinner on the Ninky Nonk, but a ride round the garden results in a mix-up with the food.
11:00 Copyc@tz Beware!
The teenage members of a band confront issues of plagiarism, and discover how illegal file sharing compromises copyrights.
11:30 Eon Straddler Time Traveller
Short comedy sketches explaining the design history of three objects and three musical instruments.
11:45 Something Special
People Who Help Us Mr Tumble joins in when the toys want to pretend they are at school. (ages 4-7).
ITV 1
06:00 GMTV
A round-up of current affairs with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, followed by news, features and interviews presented by Kate Garraway and Ben Shephard. Lorraine Kelly welcomes soul singer Lemar, who chats and performs his new single The Way Love Goes, there is another GMTV presenter's story of love and Richard Arnold gives his pick of tonight's TV in Talking Telly.
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.
10:30 This Morning
Musical theatre star Lee Mead chats to Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield, Alison Hammond looks at the latest dating trend for Love Week, and there is a peek behind the scenes of long-running soap Emmerdale. Dr Chris Steele offers medical advice, and stylist Jason Gardiner presents the Raid the Rails feature. Including at 11.25 News, Weather and Regional Weather.
Channel 4
06:00 The Hoobs
Funny Faces Iver, Groove and Tula try out ways of making themselves look different.
06:30 The Hoobs
Cool The friends cannot answer any questions because the sun has made them feel hot.
07:30 Everybody Loves Raymond
You Bet Ray grows suspicious when Frank shows an uncharacteristic interest in his work. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Peter Boyle.
07:55 Everybody Loves Raymond
The Will Ray and Debra make their wills, but struggle to pick a guardian for their children. They finally manage to decide - but not everyone is happy about the arrangement. Comedy, starring Ray Romano.
08:25 Frasier
The Gift Horse With Martin's 65th birthday fast approaching, Frasier and Niles go gift-shopping with a vengeance, vying with each other to be the apple of their father's eye on his big day. Starring John Mahoney, Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.
08:55 Will & Grace
Stakin' Care of Business Will runs into an old boyfriend at the gym, and Grace asks Karen for a loan to expand her business into the office next door. Meanwhile, Jack tries to popularise his new catchphrase by incessantly repeating it. Eric McCormack and Debra Messing star.
09:20 Wogan's Perfect Recall
Game show in which four contestants compete for a cash prize in rounds that test their general knowledge and memory. In a departure from the norm, while the questions are different, the answers remain the same. Hosted by Terry Wogan.
09:50 According to Jim
Thanksgiving Confidential Cheryl lands the job of looking after the set for the girls' Thanksgiving play - but when she and Jim are caught in a compromising situation behind the scenes, news spreads and she is relieved of her duties. James Belushi stars.
10:15 ER
And in the End An extended edition to mark the last-ever episode of the long-running drama. Old friends return to show their support at the opening of a new medical facility for the underprivileged, and Sam receives a special gift for her birthday. Gates helps a teenager suffering from alcohol poisoning after playing a drinking game, while Carter tries to save a mother in labour with twins. Starring Noah Wyle, Laura Innes, Sherry Stringfield, Alex Kingston, Eriq La Salle and Thandie Newton. Last in the series.
Five
06:00 Pocoyo
Up Up and Away Pato, Elly and Pocoyo have an adventure in space, where they make new friends.
06:05 Fireman Sam
Neighbourhood Watch Out Mandy, Sarah and James start a neighbourhood watch scheme, but leave Mike stuck on a roof.
06:20 The Beeps
Crafty Beeps Teeny is upset that the Beeposaurus lives in a cold cave.
06:30 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
Ship Mates The duo have to rescue a whale and a sailor from a storm.
06:45 Family!
Jaid throws a teddy bears' tea party in the garden, before joining her brother Josh to help their mother prepare home-grown radishes.
06:50 Milkshake Monkey
Open-Top Bus The inquisitive puppet climbs aboard a special bus, and sets off on a tour to learn more about the world.
06:55 Funky Valley
Crazy farmyard animation, narrated by Mark Williams.
07:00 Peppa Pig
Frogs and Worms and Butterflies George and Peppa have fun playing in Grandpa Pig's garden.
07:05 Little Princess
I Want to Wear My New Shoes The youngster's new shoes soon lose their sparkle once she goes out to play.
07:20 The Mr Men Show
Pets Mr Strong gets a new pet, but it quickly causes chaos in his house.
07:30 Mio Mao
The Spider The two lively kittens meet a revolutionary spider.
07:35 Roary the Racing Car
Save Our Tree Mr Carburettor plans to cut down a tree that the track's mischievous rabbit Flash lives underneath.
07:45 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures
Tiny Town The lovable duo shrink to a fraction of their normal size.
07:50 Noddy in Toyland
Woosh Comes to Stay Whiz's old friend visits and tries to make sure the town's residents are on their best behaviour.
08:05 Fifi and the Flowertots
Primrose's Perfume Pong Fifi and Bumble make a new kind of perfume for Primrose - but get their ingredients mixed up with the compost bucket.
08:15 Peppa Pig
Grandpa's Compost Heap George and Peppa discover how worms in Grandpa's compost heap transform vegetable peelings into fertiliser.
08:20 Peppa Pig
George's Friend Mummy Pig shows George and Richard Rabbit how they can have more fun if they play together like their big sisters.
08:25 Thomas & Friends
A Blooming Mess Knapford station is being redecorated, but Mavis seems glum, so Emily tries to cheer her up with some flowers.
08:35 Igam Ogam
Boo! The mischievous cavegirl has fun frightening her friends.
08:50 Funky Valley
Stanley's Christmas Crackers Stanley the reindeer feels left out at Christmas.
08:55 Rupert Bear
Rupert and the Hilarious Hiccups The lovable bear and his friends accidentally unleash a bout of infectious hiccups on the forest.
09:05 Milkshake! Music Box
Pat-a-Cake The gang performs pat-a-cake, accompanied by colourful animation.
09:15 The Wright Stuff
Actor Denis Lawson, star of Criminal Justice, joins Matthew Wright and this week's panellists Janet Ellis and Dominic Holland to discuss the issues of the day.
10:45 Trisha Goddard
I Was Shunned at My Partner's Funeral by His Family Who Branded Me a Cheat A woman who claims she is blamed by her late partner's mother and sister for his suicide.
11:45 House Doctor: Inside and Out
Crouch Hill Ann Maurice and Sven Wombwell visit Crouch Hill in north London to help a young professional who wants to sell his Victorian flat for £285,000. The problems identified include a dingy, scruffy-looking hallway and bedroom, with a bathroom showing signs of damp and mildew - but new carpets and a fresh coat of paint may help to improve the all-important first impressions.

Tuesday afternoon

BBC 1
12:15 Bargain Hunt
Shepton Mallet Two teams of antiques enthusiasts search for items at a fair in Shepton Mallet, Somerset, and Tim Wonnacott discovers a unique dining room centrepiece in Stourhead, Wiltshire.
13:00 BBC News; Weather
 
13:30 Regional News and Weather
 
13:45 Doctors
The Bigger Man Ruth struggles to mediate in a bitter feud between two bickering plumbers, and Karen's plan to ask Simon to talk to Imogen backfires. Meanwhile, Zara returns from holiday, and Daniel makes a series of awkward efforts to impress her. Selina Chilton stars.
14:15 Murder, She Wrote
Ballad for a Blue Lady Jessica takes a break from her home town of Cabot Cove to visit a country music star she knows - but before long a simmering feud leads to murder. Angela Lansbury stars.
15:00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News
 
15:05 Timmy Time
Timmy's Jigsaw Nursery adventures with Shaun the Sheep's baby cousin. Timmy's friends help him find the missing piece from his jigsaw puzzle.
15:15 Gigglebiz
Live-action comedy sketch show for the under-sixes, starring Justin Fletcher. The first programme introduces TV's worst DIY experts and Rapids Johnson, the inept explorer.
15:30 Tronji
Caravan Holiday The Tronjitoddles get lost while on holiday in a caravan, and a deliveryman struggles to get a very heavy crate to the Estonia Art Museum.
15:50 Frankenstein's Cat
Pest in Show Lottie enters Nine into the Oddsburg Annual Pet Show, but pedigree cat Mittenpops is upset she was not allowed to take part in it.
16:05 Deadly 60
Brazil Steve Backshall continues his journey in the rainforests of Brazil, where he takes a swim in a piranha-infested river and encounters one of the most venomous snakes in the world.
16:30 Blue Peter
Joel Defries tries to make it as a Hollywood actor and, back in the studio, he and Andy Akinwolere meet Freddie Highmore, who talks about his starring role in computer-animated film Astro Boy.
16:55 Caught in the Web: A Newsround Special
Cautionary drama. A girl hears about the hidden dangers of instant messaging on the internet, before setting out to meet a boy she has been chatting with online.
17:15 Weakest Link
Anne Robinson oversees the back-stabbing general knowledge quiz, as contestants try to weed out the weaklings and walk off with a cash prize.
BBC 2
12:00 Daily Politics
Parliamentary proceedings interspersed with discussions, interviews and filmed reports from around the country. Presented by Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn.
12:30 Working Lunch
The latest stories from the business world and news from the City.
13:00 Panic Attack
Game show in which contestants have to fight against their own nerves as well as against time. While others wait to oust them from the hot seat, the players must remain calm to be in with a chance of claiming the cash jackpot. Stephen Nolan presents.
13:30 Animal Park
War breaks out among Longleat's spoonbills and the casualties are quickly mounting, while staff at the house set out to preserve the family treasures from damage by bugs. Ben Fogle and Kate Humble present.
14:15 Car Booty
Dean Joan and Paul Dean celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary by inviting Lorne Spicer and expert Paul Hayes to search through a generation's worth of collectibles. They hope to raise £400 for a romantic day out, and a pair of silver candlesticks could help them well on their way.
15:00 Diagnosis Murder
Drill for Death A nursing administrator is found dead during a hospital emergency drill - and an eccentric artist proves to be the only witness. Medical detective drama, featuring appearances from cast members of the various incarnations of MASH, including Elliott Gould, Loretta Swit, Sally Kellerman, William Christopher and Jamie Farr.
15:45 Flog It!
Whitby Kate Batemen and Philip Serrel uncover a commemorative jug and a set of Rolling Stones autographs at an antiques fair in Whitby, North Yorkshire. Meanwhile, Paul Martin visits a costume exhibition at the Bowes Museum in County Durham.
16:30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic
Roy Hudd Gloria Hunniford helps actor Roy Hudd, best known as Coronation Street undertaker Archie Shuttleworth, sort through his collection of memorabilia in an effort to raise money for the Bud Flanagan Leukaemia fund.
17:15 Escape to the Country
Staffordshire Denise Nurse helps a couple search for a property near Burton-on-Trent. Having previously lived in a flat, they are looking for a family home on a budget of £300,000.
ITV 1
12:30 Loose Women
Actor Ian McKellen and spin doctor-turned-novelist Alistair Campbell join the panel for lively discussion.
13:30 ITV News and Weather
 
13:55 London News and Weather
 
14:00 House Gift
The experts each buy a luxury item for a three-bedroom semi-detached house in Horsham, West Sussex. Interior designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen spends the day proving beige can be cool, while antiques expert Philip Chklar decides to replace the owners' beloved settee, and journalist Danielle Proud resolves to bring a designer feel to the home. However, it remains to be seen which gift the couple decide to keep.
15:00 Dickinson's Real Deal
Nantwich David Dickinson and antiques dealers Mike Melody, James Layte and Rob Bingham are in Nantwich, Cheshire, to offer locals the chance of putting their items up for auction or accepting a cash sum. A Della Robbia vase proves to be the find of the day.
15:59 London Weather
 
16:00 Midsomer Murders
Dead Man's Eleven - Part Two Conclusion. Robert Cavendish proves to have a string of enemies, any one of whom might wish him dead - but the investigation takes a fresh twist with the discovery that his son Stephen is the owner of the cricket bat used in his murder. Crime drama, featuring Robert Hardy, Imelda Staunton, Annabelle Apsion and Hilda Braid among the guest stars.
17:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show
Alan is joined by Ashley Pearson, who reveals the latest showbiz gossip.
Channel 4
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.
12:05 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate
Moving On A Rwandan asylum-seeker describes how she has found `paradise' on the notorious Sighthill Estate in Glasgow.
12:10 Cooking It
Jun Tanaka teaches kitchen novices to cook, before entering them in a professional competition to test their new culinary skills. First up is a 31-year-old advertising executive who cannot even fry an egg, who gets extra help from guest chef Eric Chavot.
12:40 The Home Show
George Clarke tries to breathe new life into a home in Surrey that has a beautiful vista but a drab and uninspiring interior. The owners are torn between their desire for a new kitchen and a garage, but their love of bold colours provides George with all the encouragement he needs to brighten the place up. Meanwhile, architect Angela Brady searches for inspiration from Morocco.
13:45 Battle for the Planet of the Apes
A race of intelligent chimps vies with warlike gorillas and deadly mutant humans for control of a post-apocalyptic Earth. The fifth and final instalment in the sci-fi adventure series, starring Roddy McDowall, Claude Akins and Paul Williams, and featuring a cameo appearance by John Huston.
15:25 Countdown
Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley present the long-running words-and-numbers game. With Dictionary Corner guest Mark Foster.
16:10 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts a series of Love Week specials in the run-up to Valentine's Day in which one lucky contestant gets the chance to win a luxury holiday.
17:00 Wogan's Perfect Recall
Terry Wogan hosts the game show in which the questions differ but the answers remain the same. Multiple rounds test the general knowledge and memory skills of four contestants hoping to win a cash prize.
17:30 Come Dine with Me
Motorbike enthusiast Toni Morgan hosts the second party in South Yorkshire, hoping to impress with a selection of unfamiliar dishes, and the diners are given a chance to explore their shaven-headed host's softer side. However, the evening ends on a shocking note with a trip to A&E.
Five
12:35 five news
Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world.
12:45 RSPCA: Have You Got What It Takes?
Animal Traps The RSPCA inspectors are taught about legal and illegal animal traps, as part of their basic training, and Helen Archer has to tackle a fierce dog.
13:15 Hero Animals
The Gorilla That Saved the Boy Documentary telling the story of Levan Merritt, the five-year-old boy who in 1986 fell head-first into the gorilla enclosure at Jersey Zoo, but was protected by dominant silverback Jambo. The huge ape positioned itself between Levan and the younger gorillas, and led the entire troop into their indoor quarters when Levan began to come round.
13:45 Neighbours
The community rallies round Susan when her multiple sclerosis recurs - and the incident makes Libby become increasingly distant with Dan. When Ben accuses her of being cruel, she struggles to hide her anger toward her partner. Meanwhile, Donna is humiliated when Ringo's scepticism about her business plan proves well-founded.
14:15 Home and Away
Events in the diner escalate when the rioters set the place on fire, forcing Geoff and Alf to tackle the flames while Ruby tries to contact the police. Miles is sceptical when Rabbit claims she can see visions, and Romeo takes Mink to visit Xavier - but her behaviour causes concern for Gina.
14:50 The Family Recipe
Novelli - Part One Celebrity chef Jean-Christophe Novelli demonstrates how to prepare his favourite family dishes.
14:55 Rescuers: Stories of Courage - Two Women
Two stories of women caught up in World War Two who are each moved to take action when the Nazis begin their persecution of the Jewish population. While one puts her life on the line to protect an orphan, the other tries to aid the Allies by smuggling secrets. Fact-based drama, starring Elizabeth Perkins, Anne Jackson and Sela Ward.
17:00 five news with Natasha Kaplinsky
The day's headlines from around the world.
17:30 Neighbours
The community rallies round Susan when her multiple sclerosis recurs - and the incident makes Libby become increasingly distant with Dan. When Ben accuses her of being cruel, she struggles to hide her anger toward her partner. Meanwhile, Donna is humiliated when Ringo's scepticism about her business plan proves well-founded.

Tuesday evening

BBC 1
18:00 BBC News
 
18:30 BBC London News
 
19:00 The ONE Show
Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live topical show about the concerns of the British nation and uncover stories of people in extraordinary circumstances. The series includes regular features by historian Dan Snow and consumer expert Dominic Littlewood.
19:30 EastEnders
Ronnie has a run-in with DCI Marsden as the locals gossip about an arrest they believe the police are about to make. Meanwhile, Adam asks Libby to help find out whether Minty is cheating on Manda, and Zainab is determined to find out who slept with Leon at Bianca's hen party.
20:00 Holby City
Too Cold to Crash and Burn Penny's feelings for Scott are revealed as he undergoes his heart transplant operation, but the pressure on her begins to tell. Jac tries to prove she is capable of being a consultant by adopting a more gentle attitude to Oliver, who is planning a birthday treat for Daisha, and Maria is misled by a patient who has learned of her relationship with George. With former Brookside star Louis Emerick.
21:00 Survivors
Tom and Greg are enslaved alongside Kevin in Mr Smithson's coal mine, but it is not long before they begin to formulate an elaborate escape plan. Meanwhile, Abby and the remaining members of the Family follow Billy to an abandoned motel, hoping he will lead them to their friends. Max Beesley, Paterson Joseph and Julie Graham star.
22:00 BBC News
 
22:25 Regional News and Weather
 
22:35 I Hate Mum
Counsellors from Child and Adolescent Mental Health Services (CAMHS) try to mend a violent 10-year-old's relationship with his mother, and set out to resolve the differences between a teenager, who frequently sleeps rough to get away from home, and his parents, who claim he has trashed the family house. Part of the Being Mum season.
23:25 Film 2010 with Jonathan Ross
The presenter reviews star-studded romantic comedy Valentine's Day, and Colin Firth's Bafta-nominated role in A Single Man, based on the Christopher Isherwood novel of the same name. Also examined are Benicio Del Toro and Anthony Hopkins in horror remake The Wolfman, and fantasy adventure Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.
23:55 The Apprentice USA
Blow Out With eight hopefuls remaining, the teams are asked to oversee the grand openings of two hair salons. Along the way, a potential love match comes to light, and the winners are given the chance to work with songwriter Burt Bacharach.
BBC 2
18:00 Eggheads
Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize.
18:30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow
Fiona Bruce introduces another selection of treasures featured on the show, including pieces that were bought cheap only to make a small fortune at auction. Plus, paintings specialist Mark Poltimore discovers what happened when his grandfather met a famous soprano.
19:00 The Great Rift: Africa's Wild Heart
Grass Documentary revealing how East Africa's grasslands have come to be defined by the clashes between the various forms of life that inhabit the space. The programme shows how the area's vegetation is defined by volcanic eruptions, landscape and rainfall, and reveals how the battle between predators and grazing animals led to a group of primates developing a social system that paved the way for the evolution of mankind. Last in the series.
20:00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best
Birthday Treats Si King and Dave Myers examine a variety of traditional dishes reserved for birthdays, learning how to make Manchester tart, Greek stuffed vine leaves and a Caribbean Saturday soup. They also demonstrate how to prepare a summer berry trifle, and invite 200 women to sample each other's specialities. Last in the series.
21:00 How Earth Made Us
Fire Iain Stewart explores humanity's double-edged relationship with fire, which has simultaneously proven to be a crucial source of energy and a force for destruction. Along the way he takes a therapeutic bath in crude oil, and learns how fire played a vital role in Britain's Industrial Revolution but held back China's development.
22:00 Muslim Driving School
In Blackburn, a 24-year-old architecture student gains her instructor's sympathies when she reveals how desperate she is to escape from the spotlight of her community. Meanwhile, an ambitious grandmother-to-be from Bradford discusses how learning to drive has inspired her to sign up to a college course to study English.
22:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events, presented by Emily Maitlis.
23:20 Mad Men
My Old Kentucky Home Roger throws a Kentucky Derby party at his country club, but Don is left cold by the occasion. Joan discovers secrets about her husband from the wives of his colleagues, and an old college friend embarrasses Paul in front of Peggy and Smitty. Drama, starring Jon Hamm, John Slattery, Christina Hendricks, Michael Gladis and Elisabeth Moss.
ITV 1
18:00 London Tonight
 
18:30 ITV News and Weather
 
19:00 Emmerdale
Carl's patience with his children wears thin when he discovers Anya ruined Scarlett's bag and lied about it. His anger scares the youngsters and he is stunned when Thomas exclaims they hate him. Maisie reacts badly after Natasha asks Diane to tell her she should take some time off, and Olena uses work as an excuse to avoid Sam.
19:30 The Krypton Factor
Heat Six Ben Shephard presents the game show proving physical stamina and mental agility. Four more contestants bidding to reach the semi-final are tested on their memory, logic and general knowledge, as well as facing the dreaded army assault course.
20:00 Cops with Cameras
New series. Life on the front line with police forces across the UK. Officers from Greater Manchester Police's Tornado traffic team are on the trail of an armed robber, Met PCs Marc Hamill and Ross McGorm find themselves chasing a driver who is not even old enough to have a licence, and in Lincolnshire, a drug suspect goes on the run.
21:00 Amanda Holden's Fantasy Lives
Country Singer The Britain's Got Talent judge lives her dream of becoming a country singer, seeking advice from Kenny Rogers in Nashville, Tennessee, before facing the terrifying prospect of performing solo in front of Whispering Bob Harris at one of the city's most famous venues. Amanda then heads south to Austin in Texas, where she helps put on an extravaganza of country music and sings live with a band. Last in the series.
22:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather
 
22:30 London News and Weather
 
22:35 Piers Morgan On
Monte Carlo The journalist travels to the tax haven of Monte Carlo, a district of Monaco that has more billionaires per square mile than anywhere else in the world. He visits the renowned casino, chats to the ruler of the sovereign state, Prince Albert, goes for a spin with retired Formula One driver David Coulthard and is entertained on board a yacht by Mohamed Al Fayed.
23:35 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime
Documentary following police officers in their never-ending fight against crime.
Channel 4
18:00 The Simpsons
Today I Am a Klown Homer is awarded his own talk show and takes over Krusty's regular TV slot - but makes the mistake of tackling subjects suggested by Lisa. Inevitably, the ratings soon start tumbling and the spectre of cancellation looms. With the voice of A-Team star Mr T.
18:30 Hollyoaks
Rhys makes a final attempt to stop Hannah leaving with Jamie, and an embittered Darren reveals their whereabouts to Blue - little realising the consequences of his actions. Meanwhile, Tony and Cindy consider sending Holly to boarding school, and after learning about his kiss with Cheryl, Carmel demands that Calvin admits to any other indiscretions.
19:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.
20:00 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance
New series. The childcare expert tackles some of the UK's biggest parenting concerns, conducting experiments to determine how the pressures of the modern world affect youngsters' lives. She begins by examining whether violent computer games can causes changes in behaviour, and assesses the impact of celebrity culture on a pre-teen girl.
21:00 One Born Every Minute
New series. Fly-on-the-wall documentary observing the lives of staff at Princess Anne maternity hospital in Southampton, who - led by co-ordinator midwife Kay Duggan - help patients through the joys and sorrows of becoming parents. In the first programme, a 22-year-old woman goes into labour with her first child, and complications arise for a 37-year-old expectant mother.
22:00 Shameless
Jamie becomes increasingly worried about Karen as she sets out to prove she is more than just a mother, and the Maguires are left to pick up the pieces when her behaviour spirals out of control. Liam's first true love is placed in jeopardy when Frank is summoned to school, exposing the lies he has created to cover up his Chatsworth life.
23:05 The Big Bang Theory
The Adhesive Duck Deficiency Leonard, Rajesh and Howard go camping to watch the Leonid meteor shower, but the trip takes an unexpected turn thanks to some specially baked cookies. Meanwhile, Penny injures herself when she slips in the shower, and with the rest of the gang gone, it is left to Sheldon to come to her aid.
23:35 8 Out of 10 Cats
Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent panel show, as comedian David Walliams, TV presenter Fern Britton, X Factor judge Louis Walsh and actor Greg Davies join team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford to answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the UK.
Five
18:00 Home and Away
Events in the diner escalate when the rioters set the place on fire, forcing Geoff and Alf to tackle the flames while Ruby tries to contact the police. Miles is sceptical when Rabbit claims she can see visions, and Romeo takes Mink to visit Xavier - but her behaviour causes concern for Gina.
18:25 Live From Studio Five
Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger and Kate Walsh host the magazine show featuring location reports, celebrity interviews and showbiz gossip.
19:30 Chinese Food in Minutes
New series. Food writer and chef Ching-He Huang presents an oriental cookery programme in which she prepares three dishes and helps two volunteers cook Chinese kitchen classics in an easy way. In this episode, she coaches two gospel singers, who tackle recipes for chicken and black bean stir fry, and sweet and sour ribs.
20:00 Ice Road Truckers
Hugh Rowland is anxious to get back on to the Dalton Highway, but is delayed by his mentor's late arrival. Meanwhile, Alex Debogorski discovers he has a flat tyre while traversing the toughest part of the road, and Lisa Kelly struggles to prepare her cab before her route out of the Carlile depot closes for the day.
21:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Bloodsport Langston and Catherine investigate the death of a much-loved sports coach who received a fatal head injury while sleeping. Meanwhile, Sara and Greg look into the murder of a prostitute who drowned in a car submerged in a lake. The CSIs are stumped by both cases, until they discover the incidents are linked to a star football player - and the seedy sponsor of the team he is planning to leave.
22:00 CSI: Miami
Bombshell Teenager Kim Walderman dies in an explosion while shopping in a high-street boutique. Horatio and the team try to trace the source of the blast, and are shocked to discover that the dress the girl was trying on had been fitted with an explosive device. David Caruso, Emily Procter and Adam Rodriguez star.
23:00 CSI: NY
Down the Rabbit Hole The team is called in to investigate the murder of a girl dressed as a character that inhabits virtual world Second Life. It transpires she was tortured before dying and an examination of her computer reveals she was planning to meet an online partner in real life. Furthermore, a doll found next to the body bears a marked resemblance to her date. Starring Gary Sinise.

Tuesday night / Wednesday morning

BBC 1
00:40 The Apprentice USA
Back to School The remaining candidates are challenged to promote a steak restaurant at a football stadium, with one team staging an on-site eating contest. The winners then head out to the country, where they receive a five-star award.
01:25 See Hear
To mark National Storytelling week, the programme examines how deaf and hard of hearing children are being introduced to the art of telling stories. Radha Manjeshwar also takes up the challenge of becoming a tour guide at Hampton Court Palace. With voiceover.
01:55 Andrew Marr's the Making of Modern Britain
Britannia at Bay Andrew Marr examines Britain's role in World War Two, beginning with the Battle of Dunkirk in 1940. The nation faced a possible German invasion, but Winston Churchill delivered the words that stirred the Blitz spirit and hardened public resolve. The journalist also sheds new light on how the Battle of Britain was efficiently controlled and commanded and how the population maintained morale despite devastating German airborne attacks. Last in the series.
02:55 Simon Schama on Obama's America
The Price of Freedom One year after Barack Obama became the 44th president of the United States, Simon Schama evaluates some of the problems his administration has been forced to confront. In the first of two programmes, Simon examines Obama's pledge to continue fighting in Afghanistan and finds lessons for the leader in Harry Truman's handling of the Korean War.
03:55 World News Today
 
04:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
04:30 HARDtalk
Stephen Sackur talks to people making the headlines.
05:00 The World Today
International reports.
05:30 World Business Report
The latest business news, with informed analysis.
BBC 2
00:10 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
00:30 BBC World News America
 
01:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
01:30 ABC World News with Diane Sawyer
Global news reports.
02:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
02:30 The Record
Highlights of today in parliament.
03:00 World News Today
 
ITV 1
00:30 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime
Documentary following police officers in their never-ending fight against crime.
01:25 Loose Women
Actor Ian McKellen and spin doctor-turned-novelist Alistair Campbell join the panel for lively discussion.
02:10 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.
05:30 ITV Morning News
 
Channel 4
01:25 World Sport
Magazine show rounding up the latest events, featuring high-profile tournaments and stars, as well as extreme and minority sports.
01:50 Lives of the Artists
Extreme sportsmen and musicians pursue their passions across three diverse domains. Leading snowboarder Xavier de Le Rue ventures back to the remote surroundings of Greenland after a near-death experience, surfers Tom Lowe and Fergal Smith battle the South Pacific, and hardcore punk band Gallows deliver intense performances to stunned audiences.
02:45 BULLRUN
Action from the rally, which starts in New York City and stretches across America over the course of seven days.
03:10 Beach Volleyball
Highlights from the prestigious World Tour, featuring action from Rome and Osaka.
04:00 Ironman Triathlon
World Championships Action from the Ironman World Championships, held in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii.
04:25 Freesports on 4
UCI Mountainbike World Cup: Austria Highlights of the final round of the 2009 UCI World Cup mountainbike tour from Schladming in Austria.
04:55 St Elsewhere
To Tell the Truth Fiscus does his outreach work with a feisty elderly couple, while Rosenthal and Papandrao settle out of court.
05:45 The Treacle People
It Must be Fete The miners hold a fete, but the event turns out to be a disaster.
Five
00:00 The FBI Files
A chance to look behind the scenes at the Bureau's crime laboratory.
04:00 Wildlife SOS
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.
04:25 Wildlife SOS
How Wildlife Aid cares for injured animals and releases them back into the wild.
04:50 Animal Rescue Squad
Highlights of the series in which Michaela Strachan and Matt Baker report on the work being done to protect animals in the UK and abroad. They meet people involved in everything from large-scale conservation projects to small wildlife sanctuaries, and investigate the daily dramas that take place in Britain's veterinary practices.
05:10 Neighbours
The community rallies round Susan when her multiple sclerosis recurs - and the incident makes Libby become increasingly distant with Dan. When Ben accuses her of being cruel, she struggles to hide her anger toward her partner. Meanwhile, Donna is humiliated when Ringo's scepticism about her business plan proves well-founded.
05:35 Home and Away
Events in the diner escalate when the rioters set the place on fire, forcing Geoff and Alf to tackle the flames while Ruby tries to contact the police. Miles is sceptical when Rabbit claims she can see visions, and Romeo takes Mink to visit Xavier - but her behaviour causes concern for Gina.
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