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Tuesday morning

BBC 1
06:00 Breakfast
Round-up of national and international news, plus the latest from the money markets.
09:15 Fake Britain
Fake Cash and Cards Officers from the Metropolitan Police Economic Crime Squad burst into a credit-card forger's heavily fortified base of operations, and former Royal Mint assayer Robert Matthews reveals how many fake pound coins are currently on the streets. Plus, a woman from Kent discusses how she unwittingly put counterfeit notes into circulation at a casino in Las Vegas.
10:00 Homes under the Hammer
Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts examine a cottage with a secret in Derbyshire, a house with a bad paint-job in Kent, and a home in Dorset.
11:00 To Buy or Not to Buy
Peak District A mother and son who have already viewed 100 properties receive help from Jonny Benarr and Ed Hall in their search for a new home.
11:45 Cash in the Attic
Camaradou A mother calls on the team to search her Devon house for antiques to sell at auction as her daughter prepares to leave home and start a new life and career in Australia. Presented by Jennie Bond.
BBC 2
06:00 Jakers!
Milk Melodrama Piggley comes up with a plan to improve the farm's poor milk sales.
06:20 Clifford
It's My Party Jetta gets a shock when she throws a party and expects everyone to watch her home movie collection.
06:35 Brum
Brum and the Golden Loo Two of the Big Town baddies steal a golden toilet from Mrs Posh.
06:45 Pinky Dinky Doo
Pinky Squeaks The youngster investigates a mysterious squeaking noise.
07:00 Arthur
Muffy's Art Attack Muffy brags that she can make better sculptures than a visiting artist, but the expert teaches her that art should be about expression, not competition.
07:15 Arthur
Tales from the Crib Vicita has to give up her cot for a proper bed, but DW helps her through the transition.
07:25 Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
07:30 Space Hoppers
Space in the Sun New series. Dan Wright and Steve Marsh learn more about the sun with the help of an American football team, and Brian Cox witnesses one of the world's most amazing sights.
08:00 League of Super Evil
Glory Hog Voltar's evil schemes attract the attention of successful superhero Captain Glory, sending Skullossus into a jealous rage.
08:15 Dennis and Gnasher
Pond Monster The town park reopens, but it is no longer a fun place to be - so Dennis and his friends set about reclaiming it by creating a giant monster.
08:30 Zigby
Zigby and the Hiccups Clem gets a case of the hiccups, and involuntarily starts to change colour.
08:40 Pinky Dinky Doo
Tyler Dinky Doo and the Legend of Twigfoot Tyler refuses to have a bath and becomes so dirty he ends up looking like a monster.
08:55 Pinky Dinky Doo
Pinky and the Big Rainy Day Pinky must save Great Big City when it literally rains cats and dogs.
09:05 Louie
Draw Me a Hot Air Balloon Yoko is having fun flying in a hot-air balloon, so Louie decides to join her in his own, and the pair fly off to have an adventure.
09:20 Ethelbert the Tiger
Ethelbert and the Blue-Footed Booby Bird The mischievous cub makes lots of noise to attract attention, but a group of birds shows him a better way of getting noticed.
09:25 Ethelbert the Tiger
Ethelbert and the Beavers A family of beavers helps Ethelbert build a refuge.
09:30 I Can Cook
Spiced Banana Pudding Katy Ashworth invites budding young cooks to learn how bananas grow, and demonstrates how to make a spiced banana pudding.
09:45 Guess With Jess
What's the Funny Little Creature in the Pond? The curious cat finds a strange little creature in Horace's pond.
09:55 Big & Small Songs
Frogthink A selection of songs tell the story of Big's attempts to see the world through the eyes of a frog.
10:00 Tinga Tinga Tales
Why Warthog is So Ugly Warthog becomes arrogant about how handsome he is, so Lion chases him through Tinga Tinga until he runs head-first into a porcupine's burrow.
10:10 Waybuloo
Picnic De Li collects everyone's favourite food for a picnic, but when she discovers there is too much to carry, the other Piplings offer to help.
10:30 In the Night Garden
Ninky Nonk or Pinky Ponk The Tombliboos ride on the Pinky Ponk, but become annoyed when it bumps into a tree and the gazebo.
11:00 BBC Primary Geography
Water - Where Does It All Come From? Steve Backshall learns about the water cycle, from a rainy hilltop in Derbyshire through reservoirs and water treatment plants to the North Sea. (ages 7-11).
11:20 KS2 Science Clips
Changing Circuits Insight into parallel and series circuits. (ages 9-11).
11:30 Telling Tales
English: Anansi and Turtle Anansi invites Turtle for a meal but eats all the yams herself, so Turtle plans to take revenge. (ages 7-11).
11:35 Telling Tales
Italian: Anansi and Turtle Anansi invites Turtle for a meal but eats all the yams herself, so Turtle plans to take revenge. Translated into Italian. (ages 7-11).
11:40 Let's Write a Story
Writing Academy Year 5-6 - Mystery A look at how to write mystery stories, featuring advice from author Malorie Blackman. (ages 9-11).
ITV 1
06:00 GMTV
Following a round-up of news and current affairs, actor Matt Damon talks about his role in new action thriller Green Zone, and Ben Shephard and Kate Garraway reveal the second finalist in GMTV's search for Britain's Best Mum. Richard Arnold gives his pick of tonight's TV in Talking Telly and Lorraine Kelly presents her usual mix of lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news.
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.
10:30 This Morning
Former Emmerdale and Bad Girls star Claire King talks about her new show The Gemma Factor, Boyzone provide a performance and there is another Cook-In with Gino D'Acampo. Plus, tips on finding the perfect Mother's Day gift, a look at spring make-up, and style advice from Jason Gardiner in Raid the Rails. Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Including at 11.25 News, Weather and Regional Weather.
Channel 4
06:10 The Hoobs
Shape Sorter Groove finds a collection of variously shaped objects, but does not know what to do with them.
06:35 The Hoobs
Crash Bang Wallop Groove finds a shiny new object to add to his collection, and learns how it makes a noise.
07:25 Everybody Loves Raymond
Say Uncle Ray is dismayed to learn his children would rather spend time with their uncle Robert than with him, and vows to become a better father. Comedy, starring Ray Romano.
07:50 Everybody Loves Raymond
Separation Debra is heartbroken to discover her parents have decided to split up and go their separate ways. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton.
08:20 Frasier
The Life of the Party Niles and Frasier throw a singles party and end up chasing the same woman - but Roz steals the whole show. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce and Peri Gilpin.
08:45 Frasier
Party, Party A broken Swiss watch, car trouble, a birthday surprise and a party thrown by Niles's latest lover all combine to ruin Frasier's chances of romance with an attractive new acquaintance. With Kelsey Grammer and Lisa Waltz.
09:15 Will & Grace
Humongous Growth Karen and Jack conspire to sort out Will and Grace's differences over parenting by getting them to attend the birthday party Joe and Larry are throwing for their daughter. Eric McCormack and Debra Messing star.
09:45 Deal or No Deal
Contestants try to outwit the anonymous banker and guess the contents of mystery boxes to win a big-money prize of up to £250,000. With Noel Edmonds.
10:30 Coach Trip
The tourists milk cows on a farm in Styria, Austria, and Brendan enjoys a trip to a local chocolate factory. Later, another member of the group makes an unexpected exit from the tour.
11:05 Wife Swap USA
Terri, a mother from Ohio who is obsessed with tidiness and has obedient children, exchanges places with Michelle, who is more laid-back but has rebellious daughters.
Five
06:00 Pocoyo
What's in the Box? A box seems to take on a life of its own.
06:05 Fireman Sam
Kite Strong winds bring down telegraph poles and play havoc with the children's kite.
06:20 The Beeps
Beep Island Blues The Beep Beep tree catches the Beep Island blues and feels too sad to sing.
06:30 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
The Big Fish The friends go fishing and try to catch the legendary Whopper.
06:45 Family!
The Sellers children play racing games in their back garden, before Benjamin and his friends take part in the village sports day.
06:50 Little Lodgers
Crazy Golf Animation following the lives of clay model versions of Milkshake! presenters Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah.
06:55 Peppa Pig
The Tree House Grandpa Pig builds a treehouse in the garden for Peppa and George.
07:00 Peppa Pig
Goldie the Fish Mummy Pig, George and Peppa take Goldie the fish to the vets because she is not eating her food.
07:05 Little Princess
I Want to Be Strong The youngster helps General become strong so he can impress Maid.
07:20 The Mr Men Show
Telephone Mr Rude interrupts Mr Fussy's concert by talking loudly on his mobile phone.
07:30 Milkshake Monkey
Crazy Golf The monkey tries to get a hole in one at golf.
07:35 Roary the Racing Car
Easy on the Fuel Roary tries to include Maxi in a big race even though he has run out of fuel.
07:45 Noddy in Toyland
Noddy Gets Busy The goblins decide to ruin Noddy's fun by keeping him busy all day long - and even turn the police station pink while he is painting it.
08:00 Fifi and the Flowertots
Flowertot Babysitter Aunt Tulip's pet disappears while Fifi is looking after it.
08:10 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures
Invisible The friends are asked to keep an eye on an invisible girl.
08:20 Peppa Pig
George's Birthday Mummy and Daddy Pig plan special celebrations for George's birthday.
08:25 Thomas & Friends
A Blooming Mess Knapford station is being redecorated, but Mavis seems glum, so Emily tries to cheer her up with some flowers.
08:35 Igam Ogam
Want It Animation following the adventures of a mischievous cavegirl and her Stone Age friends. Igam wants the sun for herself, so she decides to steal it.
08:50 Castle Farm
Amber Winnie the hen discovers a strange, shiny bead in her corn, and asks Unicorn to help her find out what it is.
08:55 The WotWots
Drowsy DottyWot On a warm sunny day, the aliens join the zoo animals for a midday nap.
09:05 Mio Mao
The Gorilla The two kittens meet a noisy gorilla.
09:15 The Wright Stuff
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen joins Matthew Wright and panellist Steve Furst to discuss the issues of the day, with viewers calling in to offer their opinions.
10:45 Trisha Goddard
I Confess I Planned a Bisexual Foursome - But I'd Never Pick Up Strangers for Sex! A man claims he was only being charitable when he offered a bed to a woman he did not know.
11:45 House Doctor
Manchester Property expert Ann Maurice and presenter Alistair Appleton offer advice to the owner of a loft apartment in Manchester. Although it is situated in a highly desirable area, the property is full of clutter and no one is prepared to offer the £115,000 asking price.

Tuesday afternoon

BBC 1
12:15 Bargain Hunt
Peterborough 10 Charles Hanson and Jonathan Pratt search for valuable finds at the East of England Showground in Peterborough, while Tim Wonnacott surveys an antique weapon collection at the nearby Boughton House.
13:00 BBC News; Weather
 
13:30 Regional News and Weather
 
13:45 Doctors
Bleeding Rob encounters a DJ from a pirate radio station who seems ignorant of the dangerous world he is inhabiting, Lily invites Sapphire over for dinner, and Simon becomes nervous ahead of his first date with Will. Chris Walker stars.
14:15 Murder, She Wrote
The List of Yuri Lermentov Chance possession of a secret intelligence document lands Jessica in the middle of international intrigue and murder. Angela Lansbury stars as the amateur sleuth, with Brian McNamara and Theodore Bikel.
15:00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News
 
15:05 3rd & Bird
Race! Samuel and Rudy become rivals as they compete to be named the champion of a seedbox derby race, but they fail to keep their eyes peeled for another hopeful contender.
15:15 Pinky Dinky Doo
Big Blob of Talk Blobby struggles at school because he is always talking.
15:25 Dennis and Gnasher
Pond Monster The town park reopens, but it is no longer a fun place to be - so Dennis and his friends set about reclaiming it by creating a giant monster.
15:40 Bear Behaving Badly
Hypnotwits Mr Prank's new mobile phone goes missing, and he lays the blame on Nev. Meanwhile, the telephone falls into the hands of Crazy Keith, who decides to take this opportunity to call his relatives in Australia.
16:05 Deadly 60
Unseen Special Having concluded his tour of six continents, Steve Backshall reveals some of the other deadly creatures he encountered that did not make his list.
16:35 Blue Peter
Helen Skelton returns from her kayaking trip down the Amazon, and is reunited with Joel Defries, Andy Akinwolere and her beloved dog Barney.
17:00 Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
17:15 Weakest Link
Anne Robinson oversees the back-stabbing general knowledge quiz, as contestants try to weed out the weaklings and walk off with a cash prize.
BBC 2
12:00 Daily Politics
Parliamentary proceedings interspersed with discussions, interviews and filmed reports from around the country. Presented by Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn.
12:30 Working Lunch
The latest stories from the business world and news from the City.
13:00 Nature's Top 40
Springwatch presenter Chris Packham discovers how a spider spins a web and learns what is turning the skies over London green, as he continues his countdown of the UK's best wildlife spectacles.
13:30 Castle in the Country
John Craven and Gloria Hunniford continue to explore Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire, where chef Matt Tebbutt uses locally brewed ale to flavour a mussel recipe and Christine Bleakley explores the origin of the kirby grip.
14:00 Animal Park
The giraffes are given a thorny treat by Kate Humble, and Ben Fogle goes on the run with the pygmy goats. Meanwhile, a keeper's worst nightmare unfolds when an animal escapes.
15:00 Diagnosis Murder
Obsession - Part One Part one of two. Dr Sloan's work results in the execution of a suspected serial bomber, but as the blasts continue he fears he has made a fatal mistake. Crime drama, starring Dick and Barry Van Dyke, with Victoria Rowell.
15:45 Flog It!
Ely 20 Charlie Ross and Elizabeth Talbot search for valuable finds at an antiques fair at Ely Cathedral in Cambridgeshire, and Paul Martin heads for Newmarket, Suffolk, to examine the origins of the illustrious Jockey Club.
16:30 Pointless
Quiz show, in which five pairs of contestants have to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious answers to questions posed to 100 people before the show. At the end of each round, the team with the most points is eliminated until the final two pairs battle for a cash prize. Presented by Alexander Armstrong.
17:15 Escape to the Country
Somerset Cutdown A couple from London seek to leave the capital behind and set up a new home in rural Somerset. With a £1.2million budget, they search for a house and business combo with plenty of land, and the potential to develop a B&B or a five-bedroom holiday let. Presented by Denise Nurse.
ITV 1
12:30 Loose Women
More celebrity interviews and topical debate from a female perspective.
13:30 ITV News and Weather
 
13:55 London News and Weather
 
14:00 House Guest in the Sun
Cyprus 2 Expat teacher and former actor Val Nonyelu hosts a Caribbean-themed dinner party with his wife Michelle in the three-storey home and theatre space they designed and built themselves in Paphos, Cyprus. The menu provides plenty of tropical delights, but the overnight guest may feel somewhat deflated after having to sleep on a blow-up mattress. Nicholas Burns narrates.
14:59 London Weather
 
15:00 Dickinson's Real Deal
Weston-super-Mare Antiques expert Stewart Hofgartner secures a deal for a perfume bottle as David Dickinson and the team visit Weston-super-Mare in Somerset, to help the locals sort the treasures from their trash.
16:00 Country House Cooking Contest
Under the watchful eye of John Burton Race, the remaining five cooks prepare a gourmet lunch at a shoot at Maunsel House in Somerset for owner Benjamin Slade and his tweed-clad guests. As the contestants battle to avoid elimination and reach Friday's final, the host is dismayed when his gun-dog Gerald Westminster disgraces himself. Narrated by Dilly Barlow.
17:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show
Alan is joined by Ashley Pearson, who reveals the latest showbiz gossip.
Channel 4
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.
12:05 Proud Parents
Amir Khan The parents of boxer Amir Khan reveal how their son has to abide by their house rules despite being an Olympic silver medallist.
12:15 Location, Location, Location
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer guide artist Zena Ellis as she takes her first step onto the housing ladder in Luton with a budget of £125,000. Also seeking assistance are new parents Lysan and Bo Cheng, who want to move out of London and return to Bedfordshire for a slower paced family life, but find £550,000 does not go far in this part of the country.
13:15 The Badlanders
A mining engineer is released from prison after serving a sentence for a crime he did not commit. He now wants vengeance on the mining company responsible for his stint in jail and plans to rob their gold mine - but first he has to persuade his recently released cellmate to help. Western, with Ernest Borgnine, Alan Ladd, Kent Smith and Katy Jurado.
14:55 Glamour Puds
Vienna and the Spoils of War Eric Lanlard investigates some of Vienna's most famous cafes, and demonstrates how to prepare a pink champagne Charlotte and a pear blancmange with spices.
15:25 Countdown
Dictionary Corner guest Pam Ayres joins Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley for the popular words-and-numbers game.
16:10 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes holding as much as £250,000.
17:00 Coach Trip
An edible-flower-making class in Zagreb, Croatia, ends in disgrace for three members of the group, but a trip to the zoo proves more successful. Plus, two new tourists board the bus.
17:30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions
Salesman Tony Byrd throws the second party in Berkshire, but as the youngest of the group, his fellow diners have low expectations of the evening ahead. The party gets off to a sour start as the houseproud host demands his guests wear slippers to avoid dirtying his carpets, and leaves them unattended while he laboriously prepares a long-awaited main course.
Five
12:15 House Doctor
Nailsworth Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton offer advice to the would-be sellers of a four-bedroom house in the Cotswold village of Nailsworth. From the outside the property looks spectacular, but once inside it appears drab and cluttered - and the fact the family's pet rabbit uses the verandah as a lavatory does not help.
12:40 five news
Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world.
12:50 RSPCA: On the Frontline
One of the inspectors is called out to treat a cat suffering from severe facial wounds. Meanwhile, her colleague is on duty at a horse market in the middle of London.
13:15 Wild Animal ER
The Tiggywinkles team deals with a badger that has been hit by a car, while two volunteers are given the runaround by a mother duck and her offspring.
13:45 Neighbours
Andrew is put to work at Lassiters by Paul, but his early enthusiasm is dampened when he realises Declan will be his boss. He warms to the idea, however, after his stepbrother takes the blame for one of his mistakes. Meanwhile, Steph's guilt about her one-night stand with Dan continues to stop her from accepting Lucas's romantic overtures.
14:15 Home and Away
Martha suspects she is pregnant with Liam's baby after she feels sick and passes out at work. Rachel is furious when she hears about Tony's plans to sell his remaining share of the gym to John, while Aden feels neglected when Nicole throws herself into her new design course.
14:50 I Own Britain's Best Home: Flying Visit
Highlights of the property show visiting homeowners vying for the title and the cash prize. Melissa Porter presents.
15:05 A Place Called Home
A reclusive widow whose sight is failing takes in a drifter and his daughter, who help her to stop her late husband's scheming niece from pushing her out of the family home and selling it for a small fortune. Drama, starring Ann-Margret, Hunter Tylo, Matthew Settle, Shailene Woodley and Gary Sandy.
17:00 five news with Natasha Kaplinsky
The day's headlines from around the world.
17:30 Neighbours
Andrew is put to work at Lassiters by Paul, but his early enthusiasm is dampened when he realises Declan will be his boss. He warms to the idea, however, after his stepbrother takes the blame for one of his mistakes. Meanwhile, Steph's guilt about her one-night stand with Dan continues to stop her from accepting Lucas's romantic overtures.

Tuesday evening

BBC 1
18:00 BBC News
 
18:30 BBC London News
 
19:00 The ONE Show
Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live topical show about the concerns of the British nation and uncover stories of people in extraordinary circumstances. The series includes regular features by historian Dan Snow and consumer expert Dominic Littlewood.
19:30 EastEnders
The Mitchells hold a music night at the Vic to attract younger customers, but Billie's old friends Kylie and Connor spoil the occasion. Peggy is called to the police station to pick up a bruised and battered Danny, Ian warms to the idea of raising Lucy's baby and Bianca is horrified to hear about Liam's prospective school.
20:00 Holby City
The Butterfly Effect - Part Two Part two of two. The hostage crisis is seen from Joseph and Daisha's perspective, as the police realise they have no option but to shoot the gunman holding the medics and several diners captive in the restaurant. The situation reveals Vanessa's ineptitude and finally forces Michael to prove himself as Director of Surgery, while Elliot is delighted by the return of an old friend just as he starts to lose hope.
21:00 Famous, Rich and Jobless
Gavin & Stacey actor and former EastEnder Larry Lamb, TV gardener Diarmuid Gavin, interior designer Meg Mathews and model-turned-mechanic Emma Parker Bowles agree to swap their fame to sample life on the poverty line. They are challenged to give up their home comforts, go job-hunting and survive on a minimal income. As the experiment begins, constant rejection proves too much for one of the participants, and another decides to eke out an existence on benefits.
22:00 BBC News
 
22:25 Regional News and Weather
 
22:35 Jobless
Filmed throughout 2009 at the height of the financial recession, Bafta-winning documentarian Brian Woods tells the stories of several people who have been affected by unemployment. He reveals the tale of an Enfield couple who both lost their jobs when the car parts company they worked for filed for bankruptcy, and speaks to a Glasgow-based reporter who was made redundant after 30 years of writing for the same publication.
23:35 Film 2010 with Jonathan Ross
The host reviews Martin Scorsese's period thriller Shutter Island, in which Leonardo DiCaprio plays a US marshal investigating the disappearance of a patient from a hospital for the criminally insane. Also examined are the Swedish adaptation of Stieg Larsson's best-selling crime novel The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Gurinder Chada's It's a Wonderful Afterlife, and Green Zone, which sees director Paul Greengrass reunited with Bourne star Matt Damon.
BBC 2
18:00 Eggheads Celebrity Special
Members of the BBC's news team, including Bill Turnbull, Sian Williams, Nick Robinson, Louise Minchin and Charlie Stayt challenge the general knowledge champions in a bid to win a cash prize for their nominated charity. Dermot Murnaghan presents.
18:30 Antiques Road Trip
Anita Manning and David Barby go on a shopping trip in Fife on their way to an auction in Edinburgh. However, following her disastrous results at St Andrews, Anita realises she must strike tougher deals when selecting her items. Narrated by Tim Wonnacott.
19:00 Wonders of the Solar System
Empire of the Sun Physicist Brian Cox embarks on a globe-trotting quest to explain how the galactic forces that formed the solar system also shaped Earth's landscape. In the first programme, he examines the sun's rule over the planet, heading for India to witness a total solar eclipse, and viewing the Northern Lights in the Arctic Circle.
20:00 Lambing Live
Kate Humble puts her newfound shepherding skills to the test by trying to wean an orphaned lamb onto a foster mother. Plus, Adam Henson heads for the hills to search for sheep that could provide a farmer with an easier life. Continues tomorrow.
21:00 Horizon
Is Everything We Know About the Universe Wrong? The documentary series examines `dark flow', an ominously named phenomenon through which vast swathes of the universe are seemingly disappearing. Sasha Kaslinsky - the scientist who first noted the effect - explains why this unexpected discovery could have huge implications for astronomy, and could herald a new era in humanity's understanding of the fabric of existence.
22:00 Mock the Week
Dara O Briain presents highlights and previously unseen footage from the latest series of the topical quiz, featuring regular panellists Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons offering their opinions on world events. Last in the series.
22:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events, presented by Jeremy Paxman.
23:20 Mad Men
Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency Sterling Cooper's British owners unveil their plans to restructure the company, and the arrival of dynamic young executive Guy Mackendrick causes a commotion among the staff. Joan prepares for her last day in the office, but unexpected news from her husband casts doubt on her future plans. Meanwhile, Don tries to calm Sally's fears about her new baby brother, and receives an intriguing offer from a man he met at Roger's Kentucky Derby party. Drama, starring Jon Hamm, Christina Hendricks and John Slattery, with Kiernan Shipka and Chelcie Ross.
ITV 1
18:00 London Tonight
 
18:30 ITV News and Weather
 
19:00 Emmerdale
Eli invites Aaron out in an effort to take his mind off Holly, but abandons him after getting fed up with his aggressive behaviour. Elsewhere, Maisie is grateful for the warm welcome when she returns to work, and Debbie manages to get her parents together - but struggles to tell them she is leaving.
19:30 The Krypton Factor
Final Ben Shephard presents the final of the game show designed to test physical stamina and mental agility. Four contestants face challenges involving memory, logic, fitness and general knowledge to see who will be crowned the Krypton Factor Champion of 2010. Last in the series.
20:00 Cops with Cameras
Tonight's programme focuses on crime in the suburban areas of UK cities, beginning in Barnet, north London, where police are on the trail of an armed suspect as he flees through back gardens. A suspected brothel is raided by officers from Devon and Cornwall looking for illegally trafficked sex workers, and Met officers in Ealing follow up leads of a large cannabis factory in the area.
21:00 Law & Order: UK
Unloved Brooks and Devlin fail to find a lead when a 13-year-old is kicked to death at Euston Station, so they turn to Chandler, who holds a press conference. As the detectives are led through a tangled web of family loyalties, the suspect's barrister, an old flame of Steel's, gathers evidence for an audacious defence strategy that could change the nature of the British legal system. Dervla Kirwan (Material Girl) guest stars, with Bradley Walsh, Jamie Bamber and Ben Daniels.
22:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather
 
22:30 London News and Weather
 
22:35 Martina Cole's Lady Killers
Myra Hindley New series. Crime writer Martina Cole examines the backgrounds, personalities and behaviour of six notorious female murderers, re-examining evidence and providing a portrait of the sociological backgrounds that may have moulded them. The first programme looks at Myra Hindley, who along with Ian Brady was responsible for a spate of child murders in the 1960s, and features interviews with Hindley's lawyer and prison chaplain.
23:35 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime
Documentary following police officers in their never-ending fight against crime.
Channel 4
18:00 The Simpsons
Future-Drama Another of Matt Groening's creations, Bender from Futurama, drops into Springfield, where Bart and Lisa are busy admiring Professor Frink's new invention - a computer that shows the future. Unable to resist, they view their lives in eight years' time - and are surprised at what they see.
18:30 Hollyoaks
Rhys worries about the repercussions of Josh's decision to change his plea ahead of his court appearance, and Darren persuades Steph to fight for Gilly's affections. Meanwhile, Ste is crestfallen when Amy tells him she thinks they should see other people, despite the progress they have made as parents.
19:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.
19:55 3 Minute Wonder: Loo Ladies
An intimate portrait of the attendants responsible for keeping Britain's public toilets in working order.
20:00 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance
The childcare expert tackles the stressful job of getting a child to sleep at night, meeting a woman from Woolwich, London, whose six-year-old daughter has never spent a full night in her own bed. Plus, psychologist Laura McGowan conducts an experiment that aims to determine whether the average eight-year-old knows how to control their appetite.
21:00 One Born Every Minute
A teenager prepares for the birth of her first child, and her paramedic mother struggles with the prospect of her daughter becoming a parent. Plus, the midwives worry for a free-spirited woman whose baby is overdue by eight days.
22:00 Shameless
After her time away from Chatsworth, Libby returns to rekindle her romance with Frank, despite her mother's best efforts to destroy their burgeoning relationship. However, the librarian's romantic delusion is shattered when she sees the `real' Frank and he is forced to resort to honesty to win her back. Elsewhere, Jamie risks losing everything he holds dear as Michelle's demands mount.
23:10 My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
Cutting Edge enters the world of 21st-century gypsy and traveller weddings, where ancient traditions meet modern fashions. Following four brides-to-be as they plan for their big days, the programme has access to an often misunderstood community, revealing a culture where sex before marriage is still a scandal and divorce unheard of.
Five
18:00 Home and Away
Martha suspects she is pregnant with Liam's baby after she feels sick and passes out at work. Rachel is furious when she hears about Tony's plans to sell his remaining share of the gym to John, while Aden feels neglected when Nicole throws herself into her new design course.
18:25 Live From Studio Five
Ian Wright and Kate Walsh host the magazine show featuring location reports, celebrity interviews and showbiz gossip.
19:30 Chinese Food in Minutes
Ching-He Huang tutors two students from Durham in the ways of fine oriental dining, teaching them how to prepare easy and cheap Chinese food to replace their usual mince-based recipes. Among the dishes highlighted are fried sweet chilli chicken, spicy Sichuan aubergine and griddled yellow-bean pork.
20:00 Ice Road Truckers
Lisa Kelly is given the chance to prove her skills by leading veteran trucker George Spears and rookie Tim Freeman in convoy to Deadhorse. However, the trio must first tackle the Two and a Half Mile Hill, a steep slope dreaded by many a driver. Meanwhile, Alex Debogorski sees a chance to outdo his old rival Hugh Rowland, and Jack Jessee races to deliver a tank of fluid to Coldfoot.
21:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Appendicitement Greg, Nick and Hodges surprise Henry on his birthday by taking him for dinner at a remote restaurant. However, they arrive to find the place shut down, and closer inspection uncovers the body of a man who appears to have been killed during a bizarre prank. Meanwhile, Ray and Catherine suspect an old enemy has returned while investigating the death of a woman in a wealthy entrepreneur's bathroom. Crime drama, starring Jon Wellner.
22:00 CSI: Miami
Gone Baby Gone The team investigates the case of a 10-month-old girl who was taken from her parents in a shopping mall. Horatio and Ryan find the baby's dummy in a park, but a DNA test on the saliva reveals she was conceived as the result of an adulterous affair. The biological father is brought in for questioning and reveals he played a part in his daughter's kidnapping, but his accomplice seems to have a hidden agenda. Teri Polo (Meet the Parents) guest stars.
23:00 CSI: NY
One Wedding and a Funeral A bridegroom is found stabbed to death on his wedding day, with a mobile phone forced inside the wound. Stella is unnerved to discover an unexpected gift on her car bonnet - a jigsaw puzzle splattered with blood, which leads the team to a building containing further sinister clues. Crime drama, starring Gary Sinise and Melina Kanakaredes.

Tuesday night / Wednesday morning

BBC 1
00:05 Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
A hard-up reformed crook agrees to pay off his debts by doing one last job for his psychotic former boss. He reunites with a motley group of one-time criminals, but unfortunately they botch the assignment and a hitman is sent to finish them off. Thriller, starring Andy Garcia, Christopher Walken, Treat Williams, Gabrielle Anwar and Steve Buscemi.
02:00 See Hear
Memnos learns about a project that allows deaf and hard-of-hearing people behind-the-scenes access to the Thackray museum of modern medicine in Leeds, and the England Deaf Team is welcomed into the Rugby Football Union. Also, the story of a woman who has devoted her life to rescuing wildlife in Devon. With voiceover.
02:30 Five Days
The team stages a reconstruction of events on day one, which brings Laurie back into contact with her fellow passengers. Mal's son Luke goes missing, tensions rise between Nusrat and Danny as they weigh up the possibility of adopting baby Michael, and a confession throws new light on the investigation. With Suranne Jones, David Morrissey, Matthew McNulty and Shivani Ghai.
03:30 Horizon
Did Cooking Make Us Human? Documentary questioning whether humanity's taste for cooked food has contributed to its development into the smartest species on the planet. The programme examines the anatomical and neurological changes that took place during human evolution, and examines the possibility that they were brought into effect by a developing diet.
04:30 HARDtalk
Stephen Sackur talks to people making the headlines.
05:00 The World Today
International reports.
05:30 World Business Report
The latest business news, with informed analysis.
BBC 2
00:10 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
00:30 BBC World News America
 
01:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
01:30 ABC World News with Diane Sawyer
Global news reports.
02:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
02:30 The Record
Highlights of today in parliament.
03:00 World News Today
 
04:00 Schools: Class Clips: Creative and Media - Media
Series supporting the Creative Arts Diploma, beginning with a look at the work of visual effects teams working on Doctor Who and Life on Mars.
05:00 Class Clips: Creative and Media - Performing Arts
Archive extracts provide a look behind the scenes of the Phantom of the Opera, and demonstrate how the music for Strictly Come Dancing is arranged.
ITV 1
01:20 Loose Women
More celebrity interviews and topical debate from a female perspective.
02:10 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.
05:30 ITV Morning News
 
Channel 4
01:15 Superbikes World Championship
Phillip Island, Australia: Round One Highlights of both races from the Phillip Island Circuit in Victoria, Australia, as the opening round of the season got under way.
01:40 Road to the 2010 FIFA World Cup
A look ahead to this summer's tournament in South Africa, featuring profiles of Spain and Denmark.
02:10 BULLRUN
The final leg of the rally saw the drivers arrive in Austin, Texas, as they completed their journeys of almost 3,000 miles.
02:35 KOTV
Boxing magazine show, featuring all the latest news and hard-hitting action from around the world.
03:00 The Grid
A preview of the Formula 1 season and a behind-the-scenes-look at the opening and most lucrative race of the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, the Daytona 500.
03:30 Triathlon
Windsor Triathlon The Windsor Triathlon. James Cracknell presents highlights from the third event of the British Triathlon Super Series, held in Berkshire.
04:25 The Track and Field Show
Rob Walker meets an athlete who can break the 30mph speed limit and Rick Edwards takes on former Olympic hurdles champion Sally Gunnell in Trafalgar Square.
04:50 World Sport
Magazine show rounding up the latest events, featuring high-profile tournaments and stars, as well as extreme and minority sports.
05:15 Beach Volleyball
Houston Highlights of the latest round of the AVP Tour from Houston in Texas.
Five
00:00 NCIS
Cloak Gibbs sends his team to retrieve top-secret information from a secure military base - a mission aimed at catching a mole in the NCIS ranks. Unfortunately, it soon becomes clear that the traitor is still at large - so the building is locked down and all agents are rounded up in a final effort to catch the culprit. Guest starring Jude Ciccolella (24).
04:05 The FBI Files
A chance to look behind the scenes at the Bureau's crime laboratory.
04:50 The Family Recipe
Celebrity chef Aldo Zilli demonstrates how to prepare his favourite family dishes and provides an informal insight into his personal life.
04:55 County Secrets
Historical spotlight on scenic counties in the UK, focusing on hidden curiosities and little-known facts about each location.
05:10 Neighbours
Andrew is put to work at Lassiters by Paul, but his early enthusiasm is dampened when he realises Declan will be his boss. He warms to the idea, however, after his stepbrother takes the blame for one of his mistakes. Meanwhile, Steph's guilt about her one-night stand with Dan continues to stop her from accepting Lucas's romantic overtures.
05:35 Home and Away
Martha suspects she is pregnant with Liam's baby after she feels sick and passes out at work. Rachel is furious when she hears about Tony's plans to sell his remaining share of the gym to John, while Aden feels neglected when Nicole throws herself into her new design course.
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