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Saturday morning

BBC 1
06:00 Breakfast
A round-up of national and international news, plus sports reports, weather forecasts and arts and entertainment features. Including NewsWatch at 7.45.
09:00 Saturday Kitchen
Chefs Tom Kitchin and Bryn Williams join James Martin to serve up recipe ideas for the week ahead, and there are archive clips of memorable moments from Celebrity MasterChef. This week's wine selections are provided by Tim Atkin.
10:10 Formula 1: The Bahrain Grand Prix - Qualifying
Jake Humphrey is joined by David Coulthard and Eddie Jordan at the Bahrain International Circuit in Sakhir, as the drivers contest grid positions for the opening race of the season. Jenson Button begins the defence of his title with new team McLaren today, while Michael Schumacher makes his official return to the sport, after a three-year absence, with Mercedes. Commentary by Jonathan Legard and Martin Brundle.
BBC 2
06:00 Jakers!
Ferny Gets a Crush Piggley and Dannan help Ferny attract the attention of a school friend he has a crush on - but he soon realises he can do without their assistance.
06:20 Clifford
Big Fetch Vaz struggles to be a good paperboy, so Cleo offers to lend a helping hand.
06:35 Brum
Brum and the Mannequin A woman tries to steal a dress from a Big Town shop window and ends up taking the mannequin as well.
06:45 Pinky Dinky Doo
Pinky's Missing Page Tyler and Pinky go on an adventure to find pirate treasure.
07:00 Dennis and Gnasher
Dennis's Hiccups Dennis gets hiccups before going to meet his favourite film star, and desperately tries to find a cure. Curly and Pie Face cannot help him, so Gran steps in to save the day.
07:15 Dennis and Gnasher
Nanny State Mum and Dad hire a nanny to straighten out Dennis's behaviour, and the spiky-haired tearaway begins to find life a lot less fun - until he bumps into Walter and has an idea.
07:25 Sportsround
A round-up of the week's sporting headlines for youngsters.
07:40 What's New Scooby-Doo?
Lights! Camera! Mayhem! The gang investigates the appearance of legendary Hollywood spook the Faceless Phantom.
08:00 Richard Hammond's Blast Lab
Richard Hammond and the Lab Rats investigate air pressure and explore whether they can use it to crush metal barrels, while two teams face challenges in the Mini Science round.
08:30 Jump Nation
The Final Sam Nixon and Mark Rhodes present the final of the skip-hopping competition. The three remaining teams perform a new routine, as well as reprising a performance from earlier in the series chosen by judges Camilla Dallerup, Kevin Adams and Ankur Bahl. Dance group Flava also show off their skills in the studio, before the winner is announced.
09:30 Prank Patrol
Car Chaos Barney Harwood and the mischievous ninjas help a boy play a prank on his car-loving best friend.
10:00 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions
Flosserama The presenter and his cactus chum travel to Oxfordshire to build a candyfloss machine for two girls - but have to ask for help from the rudest man on TV, Monsieur Pomplemousse.
10:30 Keep Your Enemies Close
Children's game show in which four sets of best friends are split up and forced to work with their rivals. The teams must complete physical and mental challenges, and battle to decide which of them takes on the nice tasks and the nasty ones. Presented by Joel Defries.
11:00 The Slammer
After a mysterious man pays a visit to the prison, Pete decides to give up ventriloquism and try his hand at magic. Lots of inmates appear to be escaping, and comedian Rhys Darby, hula hooper Angie and ukulele player Joe Hearson perform for their freedom. Ted Robbins and Dave Chapman star.
11:30 My Life
Karate Kids Three friends who attend a school for children with physical disabilities and special educational needs take martial arts classes in a bid to improve their fitness and self-confidence. Their instructor aims to use his methods to teach pupils self-respect and self-discipline, and one of the boys seems to respond particularly well.
ITV 1
07:25 Toonattik
Jamie Rickers and Anna Williamson present animated fun. Including 7.25 Tom and Jerry Tales, 8.00 The Replacements, 8.30 Chop Socky Chooks and 9.00 Power Rangers RPM.
09:25 Horrid Henry
Horrid Henry and the Green Machine Cartoon about a mischievous youngster who delights in playing pranks, being rotten to his relatives and generally getting up to no good.
09:40 Emu
Party Games The bird looks forward to a fun day at the cafe, but Leo's determination to attend as well throws a spanner in the works. Fun and frolics with Toby Hull and Emu.
09:55 Tricky Quickies
Stephen Mulhern presents a selection of magic tricks and illusions.
10:00 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries
Plethora of Pythons Intrepid animal-lover Steve Irwin and his team get to grips with pythons, removing a large specimen from a bulldozer, while Little Richard rescues Melissa from a particularly stubborn one. Meanwhile, vets Chris and Danny carry out a delicate operation on a snake.
10:30 Lion Country
David Youldon and the team oversee a potentially dangerous introduction at the African Lion & Environmental Research Trust in Zimbabwe when two-year-old Sango meets a pair of bigger and stronger brothers called Echo and Etosha. The reserve also welcomes two new arrivals - cubs Bhubesi and Batoka.
11:00 Dickinson's Real Deal
Todmorden David Dickinson meets members of the public in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, to assess their antiques. Dealer Mike Melody pays £750 for a marble clock and experts Ian Towning and Tim Hogarth are also on hand hoping to secure a bargain.
Channel 4
06:10 The Hoobs
Soggy Crispies The pals learn a Hoobnip Crispy must be eaten straight away before it turns soggy.
06:35 Yo Gabba Gabba
Find The gang discovers that animals need not be frightening. With singer Sean Kingston.
07:00 World Sport
Magazine show rounding up the latest events, featuring high-profile tournaments and stars, as well as extreme and minority sports.
07:30 Road to the 2010 FIFA World Cup
A look ahead to this summer's tournament in South Africa, featuring profiles of Serbia and New Zealand.
08:00 The Morning Line
Preview of the day's main racing meetings.
08:55 Friends
The One with the Ick Factor Chandler finds his colleagues treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior and Ross rushes to hospital when his ex-wife goes into labour. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer.
09:25 Friends
The One with the Birth Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering. Meanwhile, Joey comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman at the hospital. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
09:55 Glee
Wheels Will encourages the club to support Artie by performing in wheelchairs, while Kurt and Rachel battle for a big solo. Elsewhere, Quinn struggles to cover the costs of her pregnancy, but is offered a helping hand by Puck. Starring Matthew Morrison, Kevin McHale, Chris Colfer and Lea Michele.
10:50 Diversity's Dance Masterclass: Top 20
The Britain's Got Talent winners reveal their favourite dance routines and how they were inspired by artists including Justin Timberlake, MC Hammer and Michael Jackson.
11:55 Ultimate Traveller
The backpackers work in traditional local businesses on the island of Lombok, but tensions are mounting and allegiances forged in the early days of the journey are starting to fade.
Five
07:00 Elmo's World
Pets Elmo learns about pets and Mr Noodle plays a game with a goldfish.
07:15 The WotWots
Double Bumpies SpottyWot thinks he has discovered a strange animal with two heads, and sets out to find it in the zoo.
07:30 Milkshake Monkey
Den Building The inquisitive puppet is shown how to make a den in the woods.
07:35 Chiro
The Dinosaur The chick finds a giant footprint, which he thinks belongs to a dinosaur.
07:40 Make Way for Noddy
Noddy's Car Trouble An argument leaves Noddy stranded while his car goes off and has a series of adventures on its own.
07:55 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures
Ernlock Holmes The duo become detectives and try to solve a mystery.
08:00 Hana's Helpline
Disappearing Act The team helps a shy turtle come out of her shell.
08:15 Mist: Sheepdog Tales
Jake's Outrun Jake steals another farmer's flock as a present for his leader.
08:30 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
A Tall Story Bill and Corky help Cedric the scientist find Stretchy the giraffe a new home.
08:50 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs
I'm on a Quest Harry searches for a birthday gift for his mum.
09:05 Olivia
Olivia Keeps a Secret TV star Kicky the Kangaroo is delayed from attending Francine's party.
09:15 The Mr Men Show
Sleep Mr Nosey and Mr Small team up to open a mattress warehouse.
09:30 Gerald McBoing Boing
Gerald, Jacob and Janine look on as the circus comes to town.
10:00 UEFA Europa League Football
Last-16 First-Leg Highlights Highlights of the week's last-16 first-leg fixtures, including Juventus v Fulham at the Stadio Olimpico di Torino and Lille v Liverpool at Stadium Lille-Metropole.
11:00 The Gadget Show
Ortis Deley and Suzi Perry use a combination of tracking devices, satellite photography and information readily available on the internet to locate Jon Bentley. Former Olympic 100m champion Linford Christie assesses the latest sports shoes available, and Jason Bradbury drives one of the world's fastest race-car simulators. Plus, a selection of digital cameras is subjected to extreme testing.

Saturday afternoon

BBC 1
12:30 BBC News; Regional News and Weather
 
12:45 Football Focus
Dan Walker and guests review the midweek Champions League fixtures and look ahead to the latest round of Premier League matches, which include Hull City v Arsenal, Chelsea v West Ham United and Manchester United v Fulham.
13:30 A Question of Sport
England rugby union international Shane Geraghty, respective Birmingham City and Bolton Wanderers strikers Kevin Phillips and Kevin Davies, and 800m world championship bronze medallist Jenny Meadows join team captains Phil Tufnell and Matt Dawson for another round of the quickfire quiz. Presented by Sue Barker.
14:00 Live Six Nations Rugby Union
Ireland v Wales Ireland v Wales (Kick-off 2.30pm). Gabby Logan presents the opening game of the penultimate weekend, as the defending champions entertain the Welsh at Croke Park. Ireland's 17-15 win in Cardiff last March gave them their first Grand Slam title in 61 years. There will be no repeat for Declan Kidney's men this time around, having lost to France in their second game, but the visitors will be just as intent on exacting their revenge. Commentary by Eddie Butler and Philip Matthews.
16:25 BBC News; Regional News and Weather
 
16:35 Live Six Nations Rugby Union
Scotland v England Scotland v England (Kick-off 5.00pm). John Inverdale is at Murrayfield for the second of today's games, as the Scots hope to recapture the Calcutta Cup from their auld enemy. The side playing at home has triumphed in this fixture for the past five years, with their last meeting at Twickenham 12 months ago finishing 26-12 in favour of Martin Johnson's men. Scotland coach Andy Robinson had a largely unsuccessful period in charge of England between 2004 and 2006, winning just nine of his 22 matches at the helm, and will be relishing the opportunity of getting one over on his former employers and, in the process, effectively ending their championship hopes. Commentary by Andrew Cotter and Brian Moore.
BBC 2
12:00 Greek
Barely Legal Casey suffers a crisis of confidence as she prepares for her law exams, and asks Evan for his help - but it becomes clear that he has other things on his mind. Meanwhile, Rusty gets the pledges to practise using their fake IDs in preparation for spring break, and Ashleigh learns about the dangers of credit cards. Starring Spencer Grammer and Jacob Zachar.
12:45 Single, Together, Whatever
Three teenagers try to cope with unrequited love. Beckah's boyfriend has left her behind to go travelling, Rebecca harbours a crush on a boy who never notices her, and Laurence tries to win the affections of a girl who claims that love leaves her cold.
13:15 The 5:19 Show
Youth music show, presented by Tom Deacon and AJ Odudu, featuring interviews, sketches and performances.
13:35 The Cut
A Perfect Candidate Marla and Jay get closer during a road trip, and an important inspection looms for the cafe, putting Toni under pressure. Soap for teenagers, first broadcast online in five-minute episodes, starring Lara Goodison and Samuell Benta.
14:00 Revealed
A look at whether self-harm among teenagers is a growing problem. Charlotte Ashton and Anthony Baxter present.
14:15 The Sky at Night
Life Patrick Moore leads a debate among astronomers and astrobiologists into the likelihood of there being life on other planets now that more than 400 potential worlds have been discovered outside Earth's solar system. At the Royal Society, Chris Lintott searches for evidence of alien life.
14:55 Suspicion
A woman swept off her feet by the attentions of a charming rogue agrees to marry him, despite the warnings of her friends. However, his increasingly odd behaviour arouses her suspicions, and when his business partner dies in mysterious circumstances, she becomes convinced he has murder on his mind. Alfred Hitchcock's thriller, with Cary Grant, Joan Fontaine, Nigel Bruce and Cedric Hardwicke.
16:30 Final Score
Mark Chapman presents the classified results and a round-up of the afternoon's news from the Premier League, Football League and Scotland.
17:25 First Knight
A wandering swordsman is knighted for his fighting prowess at the court of King Arthur and his wife, Lady Guinevere. However, the new knight and the queen develop a dangerous and secret attraction for each other. Adventure, starring Sean Connery, Richard Gere, Julia Ormond and Ben Cross.
ITV 1
12:00 News and Weather
 
12:09 London Weather
 
12:10 Michael Winner's Dining Stars
Continuing his search for home cooking to professional standards, the restaurant critic tucks into courgette and pesto bruschetta followed by roast lamb and a passion fruit and orange pudding, prepared by Jane Bennett in Shrewsbury, Shropshire. His chauffeur then takes him to Solihull, West Midlands, for an Indian buffet meal devised by Hema Johan before deciding whether to hand out the coveted Dining Star awards.
13:10 Murder, She Wrote: The Last Free Man
Jessica Fletcher investigates the death of a slave owned by her late aunt and discovers sinister secrets relating to her other relatives, who were far from law-abiding citizens. Detective drama based on the TV series, starring Angela Lansbury in a dual role, alongside Phylicia Rashad, Michael Jace and David Ogden Stiers.
14:50 Midsomer Murders
Ring Out Your Dead The bell-ringers of Midsomer Wellow are mysteriously murdered one by one - and it seems an ancient rhyme may hold the key to the killer's motive. As Barnaby and Troy embark on a baffling investigation in an attempt to determine the truth, Joyce starts digging into the past to discover the assassin's motives. John Nettles, Daniel Casey and Hugh Bonneville star.
16:50 Mr Bean's Holiday
Premiere. The bumbling fool wins first prize in the church raffle - a trip to France and a video camera - but his travels cause chaos as he disrupts a film shoot in Cannes, to the fury of its megalomaniac director, and then is mistakenly accused of kidnapping a youngster. British comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson, Willem Dafoe, Emma de Caunes and Max Baldry.
Channel 4
13:00 Smallville
Prey Clark suspects Chloe's new friend Davis Bloome is a serial killer whose crimes have brought terror to the streets of Smallville - a suggestion she is quick to refute.
13:55 Channel 4 Racing from Sandown Park and Wolverhampton
Alice Plunkett introduces live coverage of this afternoon's six feature races. From Sandown Park: The 2.05 EBF Paddy Power 'National Hunt' Novices' H'cap Hurdle Final (2m 4f), 2.35 paddypower.com H'cap Chase (3m 1/2f), 3.10 Paddy Power Imperial Cup H'cap Hurdle (2m 1/2f) and the 3.45 DBS/EBF Mares' Standard Open National Hunt Flat Race Final (2m 1/2f). From Wolverhampton: The 2.20 williamhill.com Lady Wulfruna Stakes (7f) and the 3.30 williamhill.com Lincoln Trial H'cap Stakes (1m 1/2f). Commentary by Alastair Down, John Francome, Richard Hoiles, Stewart Machin, Jim McGrath and Tanya Stevenson.
15:55 Three Hungry Boys
The marine biologists abandon their camper van to spend a night on an island. Trevor, Thom and Tim are hoping for an enjoyable adventure, but face the challenges of making a raft, dealing with midges and having to drink their home-brewed beer.
16:25 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions
Four people from Newcastle attempt to outdo each other by hosting the perfect dinner party to claim the £1,000 prize. Barbie collector Lee Eley kicks off proceedings with a James Bond-themed evening complete with bikini-clad waitresses serving Martinis.
16:55 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions
Conservative Party member Brian Moore hosts the next party in Newcastle, determined to show that good food can be bought cheaply by preparing a menu with ingredients from a low-cost supermarket. However, Brenda Mallam is quick to pour scorn on his plan, and demands extra chillis on her starter, claiming it is bland.
17:25 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions
Organic food enthusiast Rebecca Hambley hosts the third party in Newcastle, preparing a Moroccan menu with which she hopes to score maximum points. However, she soon begins to struggle with the meat her butcher has given her for the main course. She also has the unenviable task of dealing with uneasy relations between Brian and Brenda.
Five
12:00 Megastructures: 747 Demolition
The documentary series investigates a grand project under way at the Evergreen Air Center in Arizona to salvage the parts of a retired 747. Engineers strip the machine down in an effort to harvest any useful components, examining everything from the landing gear and flight controls, to the plane body itself.
13:05 Chinese Food in Minutes
Ching-He Huang tutors two students from Durham in the ways of fine oriental dining, teaching them how to prepare easy and cheap Chinese food to replace their usual mince-based recipes. Among the dishes highlighted are fried sweet chilli chicken, spicy Sichuan aubergine and griddled yellow-bean pork.
13:35 The King and I
Animated adaptation of the musical about the blossoming of an unlikely relationship between the King of Siam and the English schoolteacher caring for his children. Featuring the voices of Miranda Richardson, Christiane Noll, Martin Vidnovic and Ian Richardson.
15:10 Man of the House
A youngster is doing his best to make life hell for his potential stepfather and sabotaging all his plans to marry his mother, when a series of unforeseen events brings the pair closer together. Disney comedy, starring Chevy Chase, Farrah Fawcett, Jonathan Taylor Thomas and George Wendt. Including Five News Update.
17:15 five news
Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world.
17:20 Battle of the Bulge
A German tank commander is assigned to lead a surprise counter-offensive against Allied forces as part of a last-ditch attempt to turn the tide of World War Two. Drama, starring Robert Shaw, Henry Fonda, Dana Andrews, Telly Savalas and Charles Bronson.

Saturday evening

BBC 1
19:00 Let's Dance for Sport Relief
Claudia Winkleman and Steve Jones present the final of the star-studded dance competition, with six celebrity acts - comedians Rufus Hound and Katy Brand, impressionist Debra Stephenson, GMTV presenters Kate Garraway and Richard Arnold, actress Cheryl Fergison and the Grumpy Old Women - returning to the stage one more time in a bid to win the title. Guest panellists Jack Dee, Jon Culshaw and former winner Robert Webb offer their opinions on the finalists' efforts, and there is also a performance by the cast of West End musical Billy Elliot. Last in the series.
20:15 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins
Game show presented by Nick Knowles, in which two pairs of complete strangers team up, each battling to outdo the other by listing as much as they know about a given subject. The first couple to win two rounds gets to play for £50,000, and the prize fund increases each time the champions defeat a new set of opponents. Includes the Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderball draws, presented by Jenni Falconer.
21:05 Casualty
English Beauty Alice tries to comfort a bereaved Adam and opts out of Dixie's hen night to invite him for dinner. Though Kieron changes his story, Jordan realises there may be truth in the trainee's claims about his parentage, Jay fears taking the blame when another patient in the clinical trial dies and his notes go missing, while May insists Yuki keep their relationship secret.
21:55 BBC News; Weather
 
22:15 Match of the Day
Gary Lineker and guests look back on the day's Premier League fixtures, including Hull City's match against Arsenal and the London derby between Chelsea and West Ham United. There has been no love lost between Phil Brown and Arsene Wenger since the Tigers became a top-flight outfit, but Wenger had seen his team triumph in the sides' last two league meetings, including a 3-0 success at the Emirates Stadium in December. The Blues were held to a 1-1 draw with the Hammers earlier in the campaign, when Frank Lampard was forced to take a penalty three times before he could eventually cancel out Alessandro Diamanti's opener.
23:35 The Football League Show
Manish Bhasin presents highlights and all the goals from today's fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two, including the north-east derby between Middlesbrough and Newcastle United, Huddersfield Town v Norwich City and Shrewsbury Town v Rochdale.
BBC 2
21:00 Requiem For Detroit
Documentary examining how the city of Detroit has fallen into disrepair. It thrived alongside its booming car industry, becoming the fourth biggest city in America, but a legacy of race riots, union struggles and civil unrest has left it a shell of its former self. Though much of the land in the city centre has been abandoned and is becoming overrun with greenery, the post-industrial environment is also being seized on as an opportunity for regeneration. Directed by Julien Temple, best known for films including The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle and Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten.
22:15 Heroes
Brother's Keeper Matt continues his battle to resist Sylar's mental domination, and Tracy increasingly begins to lose control of her ability. Meanwhile, Samuel learns the full extent of his powers and takes dangerous measures to ensure he achieves maximum potential.
23:00 Motor City's Burning: Detroit from Motown to the Stooges
How the blue-collar city produced two musical revolutions during the 1960s - the Motown label, which brought soul to a mass white audience, and the garage rock scene, which paved the way for punk. However, riots, drugs and Motown's decision to relocate meant Detroit's heyday did not last long. Contributors include Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper, Martha Reeves and former Supreme Mary Wilson.
ITV 1
18:30 London Tonight
 
18:40 ITV News and Weather
 
19:00 New You've Been Framed!
Comedian Harry Hill narrates another selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, featuring a quad bike with a mind of its own, Peter Pan taking a tumble, and teeth being extracted with a baseball.
19:30 Harry Hill's TV Burp
The big-collared comedian looks back at the week's small-screen highlights, subjecting the latest soap stories, reality shows and documentaries to his unique brand of scrutiny. Plus, the best knitted entries in the K Factor competition battle it out in the final.
20:00 Ant & Dec's Push the Button
Game show in which the duo surprise two families each week, before inviting them to compete against each other for a large cash prize. The contestants take part in a series of fun games where they must push the button or see the £100,000 they start with slip away. With a performance by 2008 X Factor winner Alexandra Burke.
21:00 Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Kym Marsh
In an interview with Piers, Coronation Street actress and singer Kym Marsh talks about her career lows, why she left the band Hear'Say, and a private life that is never far from the headlines. In 2009, she split from former Hollyoaks actor Jamie Lomas, but, on receiving the Celebrity Mum of the Year Award, revealed the couple were back together.
22:00 Troy
An illicit affair between a prince of Troy and the wife of the king of Sparta sparks a bitter and bloody war against a mighty alliance of Greek kings. As the battle lines are drawn, the leader of the Trojan army engages in an intense personal conflict with the enemy's most formidable warrior. Wolfgang Petersen's adventure inspired by Homer's epic poem the Iliad, with Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, Brian Cox, Sean Bean and Peter O'Toole.
23:35 ITV News and Weather
 
23:50 Troy
Concluded.
Channel 4
18:00 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions
Plain-speaking Brenda Mallam hosts the final party in Newcastle. She serves up a Spanish-themed menu, but her paella gives her problems and eagle-eyed Brian criticises her table settings, causing the pair to lock horns once again.
18:30 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.
19:00 Stardust
A shop assistant in Victorian England enters a magical world in search of a fallen star to give to the girl of his dreams. He discovers the star has taken on the form of a beautiful woman, whom he helps flee from an evil witch and a murderous prince. Fantasy adventure, starring Charlie Cox, Claire Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert De Niro, Ricky Gervais and Sienna Miller, while Ian McKellen narrates.
21:25 In Her Shoes
Two sisters have little in common, one is a financially irresponsible flirt and the other is a mature and staid lawyer. However, the pair are brought together when they learn of a dark family secret. Curtis Hanson's comedy drama, based on a novel by Jennifer Weiner, starring Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette and Shirley MacLaine.
23:55 Alan Carr: Chatty Man
The host is joined by comedian Frankie Boyle, who talks about his latest UK stand-up dates, and Jane Torvill and Christopher Dean discuss the Dancing on Ice tour. Plus, American R&B singer Mary J Blige performs her new single I Am.
Five
20:00 NCIS
Jeopardy A suspect dies while being restrained by Ziva, who finds herself accused of using undue force and becomes the subject of an internal investigation. To make matters worse, Jenny is kidnapped by the dead man's brother, who demands a consignment of impounded heroin in exchange for her release. Drama, guest starring Connor Trinneer (Enterprise) and Tamara Taylor (Bones), with Mark Harmon, Cote de Pablo and Lauren Holly.
21:00 CSI: NY
Death House The team responds to an emergency call from a luxury penthouse, and arrives to find a mummified corpse in the living room. Learning there could be further victims trapped in the apartment, Mac and Stella try to unravel a series of riddles in the booby-trapped `death house'. Crime drama, starring Gary Sinise.
22:00 Law & Order
Age of Innocence A car bomb kills the husband of an incapacitated woman shortly before he planned to switch off her life support. Fontana and Green enter a heated debate about the right to die, and find themselves faced with two suspects who both have iron-clad alibis.
23:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Random Acts of Violence Warrick faces ghosts from the past while investigating a spate of drive-by shootings, and his emotional involvement in the case leads him to pursue an innocent man - with tragic consequences. Elsewhere, Nick and Vega look into the case of an office manager whose lifeless body was left for hours by his staff before anyone contacted the police. Drama, starring William Petersen.

Saturday night / Sunday morning

BBC 1
00:50 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross
The host is joined by singer Charlotte Church, Gavin & Stacey star James Corden and Olympic gold medallist Amy Williams, who discusses her victory in the women's skeleton in Vancouver. The cast of comedy series Outnumbered also put in an appearance.
01:55 Dinner with Portillo
Why Should We Care About Scottish Independence? New series. Michael Portillo and an invited party of dinner guests debate issues surrounding the topic of Scottish independence, including if Scotland could cope on its own and whether England would suffer an identity crisis. With broadcasters Rod Liddle and Hardeep Singh Kohli, academics Vernon Bogdanor and Timothy Garton Ash, historian Michael Fry, former Scottish First Minister Henry McLeish, and Tom Clougherty, director of the Adam Smith Institute.
02:25 Alesha Dixon: Who's Your Daddy?
The singer and Strictly Come Dancing judge talks to children who know little or nothing of their biological fathers, examining the emotional and practical impact it has on their lives. Experts provide an informed perspective and Alesha also helps a young person track down their birth father.
03:25 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
03:30 Our World
The Rise of the Sceptics Current affairs.
04:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
04:30 Click
A guide to the latest gadgets, websites, games and computer industry news.
05:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
05:30 The Record Europe
Political issues across the continent.
BBC 2
00:00 Gridlock'd
Two heroin-addicted jazz musicians decide the time has come to clean up their act after a friend suffers a near-fatal overdose. However, finding help means negotiating a minefield of bureaucracy, as well as getting into trouble with the police and a fearsome drug dealer. Comedy drama, starring Tupac Shakur, Tim Roth, Thandie Newton and Vondie Curtis-Hall, who also directed.
02:10 Man About Dog
Three down-on-their-luck lads find themselves in possession of a greyhound. When it proves less than impressive on the racetrack, they sell it to travellers - only to realise they have made a serious mistake. They set out to steal the dog back and make a fortune from it, never suspecting its furious new owners are hot on their tail. Comedy, starring Allen Leech, Tom Murphy, Ciaran Nolan and Sean McGinley.
ITV 1
01:05 Timecop: The Berlin Decision
A cop from the future is sent back through time to 1940 on a mission to prevent a maverick colleague from assassinating Hitler, the consequences of which will wreak untold havoc on his own era. Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Jason Scott Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith and Mary Page Keller.
02:25 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery
Reopening the files and casebooks on some of Britain's most notorious murders and infamous criminals, taking a new look at unsolved mysteries.
05:30 ITV Morning News
 
Channel 4
02:55 The Dead Zone
The Hunting Party Johnny attempts to thwart the assassination of the vice president and protect the man in danger of being framed by Janus's secret conspiracy. Last in the series.
03:35 St Elsewhere
Afterlife The wife of a man undergoing an operation bursts into the theatre with a gun. Intending to kill her husband, she misses and hits Fiscus, whose colleagues face a battle to keep him alive. Medical drama set in a Boston hospital.
04:25 Scrapheap Challenge Top Ten
Special episode of the reconstruction show, featuring the best and worst moments from the projects undertaken in the programme.
05:15 Countdown
Dictionary Corner guest Pam Ayres joins Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley for the popular words-and-numbers game.
Five
04:05 House Doctor
Bristol Property expert Ann Maurice offers advice to would-be sellers in Cotham, Bristol, whose four-bedroom bungalow has been on the market for four months. She suggests revamping the shabby sitting room to enhance its ambience and updating the mismatched kitchen with a lick of paint, tile jewellery and new flooring, before turning her attention to sprucing up the two bathrooms.
04:30 House Doctor
Hove, East Sussex Ann Maurice visits a three-bedroom luxury flat in an art deco block in Hove, East Sussex, and discovers that although it is spacious and has great views, it lacks a unified theme.
05:00 Hana's Helpline
Bad Losers Ernie the eagle gets help from Hana because he cannot stand losing.
05:10 The Milkshake! Show
Jobs - Sensational Science Naomi Wilkinson tries to invent a milkshake-making machine.
05:35 Thomas & Friends
Thomas's Tricky Tree Thomas goes to the Wharf to collect a Christmas tree from Sir Handle.
05:45 Roary the Racing Car
CiCi Takes the Blame Marsha's picnic blanket is damaged and she believes CiCi is to blame.
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