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morning

BBC 1
06:00 Breakfast
Round-up of national and international news, plus the latest from the money markets.
09:15 Fake Britain
Fake Medicines Dominic Littlewood reveals the extent of fake medicines in the UK, showing how easy it is to purchase drugs online and meeting the victims of counterfeits.
10:00 Homes under the Hammer
Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a plot of land in Suffolk, a property in Kent and a run-down house in Liverpool, then find out who bought them at auction.
11:00 To Buy or Not to Buy
South Wiltshire Jonnie Irwin and Ed Hall run the rule over three houses in Wiltshire for an Army couple who are moving out of barracks to live back on Civvy Street.
11:45 Cash in the Attic
Waaldijk Angela Rippon and antiques expert Jonty Hearnden help Shannon Waaldijk raise enough money to teach her two stepsons how to ride a horse.
BBC 2
06:00 Jakers!
For Whom the Bell Trolls Hector plays a joke on Piggley and his friends, so they arrange a trick of their own.
06:20 Clifford
Baby Makes Four Jetta is excited to have a new baby brother - until she realises she will have to compete for attention.
06:35 Brum
Brum and the Football Hero The plucky little car scores the winning goal in a cup final.
06:45 Pinky Dinky Doo
Are You My Mummy? Tyler and Pinky help a young Egyptian mummy find his mother at the museum.
07:00 Arthur
Elwood City Turns 100 In the 100th episode, Mr Ratburn's class is chosen to stage a musical tribute to Elwood City for its centennial celebration, which quickly becomes a drama of missed cues, inflated egos and alien invasions.
07:25 Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
07:30 Barney's Barrier Reef
Hitmen Barney Harwood and Gemma Hunt explore the darker side of Australia's famous reef, meeting creepy marine creatures such as boxing shrimps, chomping sharks and a deadly type of shell.
08:00 League of Super Evil
Degrees of Evil The villains get mail-order diplomas and consider themselves experts in a variety of unusual fields, but their new-found knowledge comes back to haunt them.
08:15 Dennis and Gnasher
Fish Tale Dennis tries to catch a legendary fish that lives in the town lake, but continually fails at the challenge.
08:30 Zigby
Zigby and the Circus Zara wants her pet caterpillar to perform in a special circus.
08:40 Pinky Dinky Doo
Pinky's Wintery Dintery Doo Tyler is disappointed that he cannot go sledging because he has a cold, so Pinky tells him a story instead.
08:55 Pinky Dinky Doo
Pinky's Great Big Concert The seven-year-old forgets her instrument for the school concert, so she ends up playing Daffinee's hair instead.
09:05 Louie
Draw Me a Beaver The rabbit and Yoko want to draw a den, but need help carrying all the wood.
09:20 Ethelbert the Tiger
Ethelbert and the Weasel The cub thinks it is fun to play practical jokes until a weasel turns the tables on him.
09:25 Ethelbert the Tiger
Ethelbert and the Porcupine The cub meets a porcupine - and finds it is not as cuddly as he thought.
09:30 I Can Cook
Baked Risotto Katy Ashworth shows young cooks how rice grows and helps them make a baked risotto.
09:45 Guess With Jess
How Can I Make Kevin the Carp Happy in His Pond? Horace goes away for a few days, leaving Jess to look after Kevin the carp, but the fish is not very happy.
09:55 Big & Small Songs
Glowing Green Small is sad when his favourite colour crayon goes missing.
10:00 Tinga Tinga Tales
Why Jackal Howls at the Moon All the animals teach greedy Jackal a lesson by telling him that the moon is made of delicious honey.
10:10 Waybuloo
Sad Narabug The Narabug will not come out of a hollow, so the Piplings try encourage it out with music, while Yojojo tries to make it laugh.
10:30 In the Night Garden
Upsy Daisy Dances with the Haahoos Upsy Daisy dances in the garden with the Haahoos and the daisies.
11:00 BBC Primary History
Saxons and Vikings - Signs of the Saxons A visit to the Sutton Hoo burial site. (ages 7-11).
11:20 KS2 Science Clips
Forces in Action Famous experiments are repeated to learn more about the effects of gravity. (ages 9-11).
11:30 Primary Dance
Places to Dance Different places to dance, including a farm, a train station and a library, looking at how the choreography evolves from the way people move through the space. (ages 6-11).
11:45 Primary Creative Arts Around the World
Brazil A programme exploring music and art in Brazil, following some of the inhabitants of Rio de Janeiro as they play instruments and dance. (ages 6-11).
ITV 1
06:00 GMTV
Emma Crosby presents an hour of news and current affairs with John Stapleton, before joining Andrew Castle for chat, entertainment and features. Australian singer-songwriter Gabriella Cilmi performs her new single On a Mission, and the hosts meet the fourth finalist competing to be crowned Britain's Best Mum. Plus, Richard Arnold's pick of tonight's TV, and more lifestyle, fashion and showbiz stories with Lorraine Kelly.
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.
10:30 This Morning
Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield are joined by Strictly Come Dancing presenter Tess Daly, who talks about her new book The Baby Diaries, and Sharon Marshall goes behind the scenes of Cain and Charity's wedding on Emmerdale. Plus, advice from agony aunt Denise Robertson, another recipe from chef Phil Vickery and an update on Healthkickers. Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield present. Including at 11.25 News, Weather and Regional Weather.
Channel 4
06:10 The Hoobs
Groove's Wish Groove refuses to help with the Hoob News, preferring to play with his toys.
06:35 The Hoobs
A Pig Full of Surprises Groove finds a coin, but it causes a squabble, making the friends realise there are more important things than money.
07:25 Everybody Loves Raymond
The Angry Family All the family members attend an open day at the twins' school, during which first-grader Michael shocks and embarrasses them by reading out a story obviously based on their constant bickering. With Sullivan Sweeten.
07:50 Everybody Loves Raymond
Odd Man Out Frank's jealousy gets the better of him and he forces Marco to choose either Marie or himself as a friend. His actions get the backing of Ray, who does not approve of married women having male pals - especially not his mother. Starring Ray Romano and Peter Boyle.
08:15 Frasier
Frasier's Curse An invitation to a school reunion drops through Frasier's door - but he is reluctant to attend because he believes the five-yearly event always coincides with a disastrous downturn in his fortunes. Kelsey Grammer stars.
08:45 Frasier
Dial M for Martin Niles is happy for his father to move in with him - especially once he finds out Daphne would be coming too. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves and David Hyde Pierce.
09:15 Will & Grace
Marry Me a Little More Part two of two. When Grace realises she really does love Leo, she takes her vows again in a full traditional ceremony, but Will feels he is losing his best friend. Comedy, starring Eric McCormack, Debra Messing and Harry Connick Jr.
09:45 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes worth as much as £250,000.
10:30 Coach Trip
The tourists continue their trip across Croatia with a day of country activities in Slovanski Brod, and a celebrity couple joins the group before two contestants are sent home.
11:05 Wife Swap USA
The mother of a thrifty family from Maine trades places with an image-obsessed Californian who has had plastic surgery and spoils her three children.
Five
06:00 Pocoyo
Colour My World The little boy is excited to find a remote control that makes things change colour.
06:05 Fireman Sam
Trevor's Training An emergency radio message plunges Trevor in at the deep end on his first day.
06:20 Thomas & Friends
Toby's New Shed Toby finds his shed has a leaky roof.
06:30 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
A Big Swim The pair rescue a mermaid who is trapped in a fishing net.
06:45 Family!
Benjamin and his family play on the swings at Portmahomack playground, and visit the harbour to watch fishing vessels return to shore with their lobsters and crabs.
06:50 Little Lodgers
Hairdressers Animation following the lives of clay model versions of Milkshake! presenters Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah.
06:55 Peppa Pig
Museum George learns about dinosaurs on a trip to a museum, while Peppa takes an interest in kings and queens.
07:00 Peppa Pig
Numbers The piglet and her friends learn how to count by playing games at Madame Gazelle's playschool.
07:05 Little Princess
Who Turned the Lights Off? There is a power cut in the castle just as the household is preparing a birthday party for Great Uncle Walter.
07:20 The Mr Men Show
Seashore Mr Quiet battles noisy birds, and Miss Scary warns beach-dwellers to be wary of sea monsters.
07:30 Roary the Racing Car
Blue Light Job Big Chris tries to fix Drifter's broken neon light.
07:45 Noddy in Toyland
Double Trouble Sly and Gobbo clone themselves - but with twice the number of goblins around town, chaos ensues.
08:00 Fifi and the Flowertots
Pip the Gardener Pip decides to be a gardener like Fifi, not realising the work involved.
08:15 The Milky and Shake Show
Midnight Feast The mischievous dog sets off on a midnight mission to raid the fridge for a late-night snack.
08:20 Peppa Pig
Painting Peppa and George paint a picture of a cherry tree.
08:25 Thomas & Friends
Steamy Sodor The engine takes over the steam works for the day, but does not pay enough attention to instructions.
08:35 Igam Ogam
Where's My Doggy? The cavegirl's pet goes missing after they fall out.
08:50 Castle Farm
Bubbles The farm ends up covered in bubbles when Farm Girl uses too much soap to wash the pots and pans.
08:55 The WotWots
Fluffy Puffies Dotty watches cloud shapes drift by and looks for animals at the zoo that are just as fluffy and white.
09:05 Mio Mao
The Bull The curious kittens discover a large snorting bull in the garden and, when it bumps into a tree, enough fruit falls to feed all three animals for tea.
09:15 The Wright Stuff
Singer Beverley Knight joins Matthew Wright and panellists Steve Furst and Lowri Turner as the day's news comes under scrutiny, with viewers and the studio audience invited to share their opinions.
10:45 Trisha Goddard
I Found My Long Lost Daughter on the Internet - Why Doesn't She Want to Meet Me? Featuring a man who used the world wide web to track down his daughter after many years apart, but did not get the reunion he anticipated.
11:45 House Doctor
Cheltenham Californian interior designer and estate agent Ann Maurice visits a bachelor pad on the market in Cheltenham, and offers advice on making it more attractive to would-be buyers.

afternoon

BBC 1
12:15 Bargain Hunt
Kedleston Philip Serrell and Anita Manning offer advice to teams at Kedleston Hall in Derbyshire, while Tim Wonnacott takes a look inside the manor and discovers how the lords used to dine.
13:00 BBC News; Weather
 
13:30 Regional News and Weather
 
13:45 Doctors
Dead Weird A concerned Julia gets involved when the son of a family friend believes he himself is dead. Charlie's plans for the charity car wash begin to come together, and Zara gets an unwelcome visitor. Medical drama, starring Diane Keen.
14:15 Murder, She Wrote
The Witch's Curse The Cabot Cove residents put on a play about a witch who cursed the town before being executed - which leads to an intriguing case for Jessica. Hustle's Robert Vaughn guest stars.
15:00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News
 
15:05 3rd & Bird
The Moon! Rudy leads Muffin and Samuel on an expedition to the moon, using a rocket ship given to them by Quinn.
15:15 Pinky Dinky Doo
The Thundering Thesaurus The youngster imagines herself as a cavegirl, and conjures up a special dinosaur to help her make up a story.
15:25 Dennis and Gnasher
Fish Tale Dennis tries to catch a legendary fish that lives in the town lake, but continually fails at the challenge.
15:40 Bear Behaving Badly
Around the Flat in 80 Days Mr Prank moves in to look after Nev while Barney is away, but when he makes a mess of the flat, Nev decides to teach him a lesson.
16:05 Horrible Histories
HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celtic housewives find decorative uses for severed heads, and the team learns the revolting truth about Roman toilets.
16:35 Relic: Guardians of the Museum
Three children from Hackney in London join ghostly tour guide Agatha in the British Museum at night, where they complete challenges and confront visions from the past, while avoiding the dark forces that could prevent them discovering the history behind the famous exhibits.
17:00 Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
17:15 Weakest Link
Members of the public answer general knowledge questions against the clock, hoping to build a stack of cash and avoid being voted off the team. Anne Robinson presents.
BBC 2
12:00 Daily Politics
Parliamentary proceedings interspersed with discussions, interviews and filmed reports from around the country. Presented by Andrew Neil and Shelagh Fogarty.
12:30 Working Lunch
The latest stories from the business world and news from the City.
13:00 Nature's Top 40
Chris Packham views puffins, marvels at a carpet of orchids and goes whale watching as his countdown of the UK's most beautiful and interesting wildlife spectacles continues.
13:30 Castle in the Country
John Craven hears the sorry tale of the murder of Edward II and Gloria Hunniford uncovers the secrets of actress and long-time mistress of King Charles II Nell Gwynne. Chef Matt Tebbutt cooks pork basted in milk and Christine Bleakley experiences the beauty of the Berkeley Butterfly House.
15:00 Diagnosis Murder
Resurrection - Part One Part one of two. An explosion destroys Community General Hospital, leaving Steve Sloan facing the daunting task of helping FBI agent Wagner search the rubble for his missing father and the rest of the team. Medical drama, starring Dick Van Dyke.
15:45 Flog It!
Wilmslow James Lewis and Anita Manning value items in the Cheshire market town of Wilmslow, and Paul Martin takes time out to discover that LS Lowry painted much more than his famous matchstick men.
16:30 Pointless
Quiz show, in which five pairs of contestants have to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious answers to questions posed to 100 people before the show. At the end of each round, the team with the most points is eliminated until the final two pairs battle for a cash prize. Presented by Alexander Armstrong.
17:15 Escape to the Country
Perthshire Cutdown Jonnie Irwin helps a couple find their ideal rural retreat in Perthshire. With a budget of £375,000, they are hoping for a detached character home with a good plot of land, impressive views and a large kitchen.
ITV 1
12:30 Loose Women
Comedian Tom O'Connor and presenter Gloria Hunniford join the panel for more lunchtime debate.
13:30 ITV News and Weather
 
13:55 London News and Weather
 
14:00 House Guest in the Sun
Cyprus 4 The fourth party of the week in Cyprus sees Angie Rhodes and her husband Martin host a love-themed evening, but the mood sours when the guests find out the couple's best friends are cooking and serving the meal. Nicholas Burns narrates.
14:59 London Weather
 
15:00 Dickinson's Real Deal
Birmingham David Dickinson is joined in Birmingham by experts Jo Brayshaw, Mike Melody, Karen Dalmeny and David Tupman, who try to strike a bargain on antiques, curios and collectibles brought along for appraisal by members of the public. A collection of old road maps does well at auction.
16:00 Country House Cooking Contest
The three remaining contestants are challenged to cook John Burton Race's own recipes for a group of food lovers. Chef Martin Blunos gives the hopefuls a masterclass before they are allocated a course each to prepare - a quail salad starter, a main of beef in red wine sauce, and a dessert of tarte Tatin. One of the competitors is then eliminated and two make it through to tomorrow's final.
17:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show
The host is joined by chef Rosemary Shrager, who prepares another classic family dish. Plus, music by Texas singer Sharleen Spiteri.
Channel 4
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.
12:05 Location, Location, Location
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples house-hunting in north-west London. Tony and Michelle have already looked at almost 100 properties during their search for a £900,000 dream pad with enough space for their large record collection. Elsewhere in the capital, Amy and Takbir are desperate to access the first rung of the ladder, but despite some military-style planning, have had no success in the competitive market.
13:05 Ride the High Country
An ageing marshal hires his former partner to help him protect a shipment of gold bullion. However, as the two old friends cuss and quarrel over the course of their journey, the lawman comes to realise his buddy is struggling with the temptation to steal the gold. Sam Peckinpah's Western, with Joel McCrea, Randolph Scott, Mariette Hartley, James Drury and Edgar Buchanan.
14:55 Glamour Puds
Careme in Russia Eric Lanlard travels to St Petersburg in Russia and creates a chocolate Faberge egg as payment for his journey. Visiting the Winter Palace, he learns about Marie-Antoine Careme's stint cooking for Tsar Alexander and how the chef invented the dessert as a third course. The patissier also demonstrates an easy souffle and prepares a classic French floating island.
15:25 Countdown
Dictionary Corner guest Pam Ayres joins Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley for the popular words-and-numbers game.
16:10 Deal or No Deal
Another contestant takes the hot seat, hoping to win big money by guessing which box contains £250,000 - while the mysterious banker tries to minimise his losses by offering a deal. Noel Edmonds presents.
17:00 Coach Trip
The tourists visit a museum in Belgrade, Serbia, where one of the group is attracted to the guide and also shows off his water-skiing skills. At voting time the four original members try to sway the outcome.
17:30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions
Finishing-school-trained Sarah Lewis hosts the final dinner party in Berkshire, providing a menu based on the theme of horse racing, which includes pate-filled toasted castles, and offering entertainment in the form of her children's plastic race set. Emotions run high when the group looks back over the week, before the final votes decide who will walk away with the cash prize.
Five
12:15 House Doctor
Camberley Property expert Ann Maurice offers advice to a divorcing couple trying to sell their three-bedroom Victorian semi in Camberley, Surrey. The main problems are smelly furniture, unfinished DIY jobs and a caravan blocking the driveway, so the team gives the place a lick of paint and a clean.
12:40 five news
Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world.
12:45 Extraordinary Animals
The Dolphin Who Can See with His Ears The story of a dolphin with advanced sonar abilities, and how scientists in Belgium tested its powers of `echolocation' against those of a blind 42-year-old Californian man, who uses a similar method to navigate obstacles and sense the world around him.
13:15 Wild Animal ER
A swan gets a hook caught in its mouth, prompting the team to take to the water, and a buzzard is rescued from a garage. Meanwhile, baby squirrels are introduced to their new foster mother.
13:45 Neighbours
Blinded by his attraction to her, Zeke agrees to help Mia and her activist friends break into and sabotage a research laboratory. Meanwhile, as Kate tries to recover from the failure of her romance with Declan, Harry and Lou clash over the best way to cheer her up.
14:15 Home and Away
Mink is convinced that Xavier will let her secret out of the bag and decides to leave town, while Leah and Elijah deal with their growing feelings for each other. Meanwhile, the Bait Shop and caravan park are targeted by a graffiti vandal, and Miles suspects that Rabbit is responsible.
14:50 Murder 101
A renowned professor of criminology is called in to help the police when the finger of suspicion for the death of a wealthy executive points to a female reporter who was investigating a corporate scandal. Murder mystery, starring father and son Dick and Barry Van Dyke alongside Lucy Butler, Roxanne Hart and John Rosenfeld.
16:45 five news with Natasha Kaplinsky
The day's headlines from around the world.
17:15 Neighbours
Blinded by his attraction to her, Zeke agrees to help Mia and her activist friends break into and sabotage a research laboratory. Meanwhile, as Kate tries to recover from the failure of her romance with Declan, Harry and Lou clash over the best way to cheer her up.
17:45 Live UEFA Europa League Football
Lille v Liverpool Lille v Liverpool (Kick-off 6.00pm). Colin Murray is joined by Pat Nevin and Stan Collymore to present coverage of the last-16 first-leg encounter at the Stade Lille-Metropole. The Frenchmen beat Fenerbahce 3-2 on aggregate in the previous round and reached the knockout stage by finishing second in a strong group containing Genoa, Slavia Prague and fellow qualifiers Valencia. However, the Reds are favourites to progress and beat Unirea Urziceni 4-1 over two legs in the last 32 without finding their top form. Commentary by Dave Woods.

evening

BBC 1
18:00 BBC News
 
18:30 BBC London News
 
19:00 The ONE Show
Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live show, with their team of roving reporters uncovering topical stories across the UK.
19:30 EastEnders
Patrick agrees to help Libby steal security footage from the florist's so she can be sure Owen is safe, but they make a shock discovery. Whitney takes the blame when Kylie and Connor deface Arthur's bench, Peggy finds an unexpected ally in Danny, and Ian is impressed by Lucy's mature attitude to her pregnancy.
20:00 Masterchef
John Torode and Gregg Wallace oversee two more heats in their search for the UK's best amateur cook. Twelve contenders face three high-pressure tests in their quest to reach the quarter-finals, including working in the professional London kitchens of Roast or Bistro 51.
21:00 Cars, Cops and Criminals
Crossing the Line Felixstowe and Southampton police teams crack down on criminals exploiting loopholes in the shipping business to transport stolen luxury cars from Britain to Africa and other parts of the world. A gangster gets caught stealing Mercedes limos from car hire companies, Ugandan police are trained to spot a stolen car, and Polish officers visit the UK to investigate the benefits of automatic numberplate recognition systems. Narrated by Jamie Theakston.
22:00 BBC News
 
22:25 Regional News and Weather
 
22:35 Question Time
David Dimbleby chairs a debate from Dewsbury, with an all-female audience to mark International Women's Week. Caroline Flint, Jo Swinson, Monty Don and Kelvin MacKenzie face topical questions from the audience.
23:35 This Week
Andrew Neil is joined by MP Diane Abbott and former MP Michael Portillo to discuss political and parliamentary developments from the past seven days, and talk to guests about issues that have hit the headlines.
BBC 2
18:00 Eggheads Celebrity Special
Dermot Murnaghan hosts an edition of the show featuring a team of celebrity chefs. John Burton Race, James Tanner, Atul Kochhar, Aiden Byrne and Oliver Rowe take on the quiz champions in a bid to win the cash prize for their chosen charity.
18:30 Antiques Road Trip
David Barby and Anita Manning stop off in Ayr and travel through the Borders and into England as they search for items to sell at auction in Carlisle, where Anita tries to hold on to her triumphant lead.
19:00 The Culture Show
Andrew Graham-Dixon meets director Martin Scorsese to discuss his latest film Shutter Island and talks to artist Jenny Holzer as an exhibition of her work opens at the Baltic in Gateshead. Sarfraz Manzoor previews the refurbished Jewish Museum in London, Elmore Leonard delivers his 10 rules of writing, and Jacques Peretti explores the art of video games. Last in the series.
20:00 Lambing Live
As their time on the Welsh farm during lambing season comes to an end, Kate Humble and Adam Henson discover that being a farmer is as much about organising the finances as anything else, and look at different ways to make money out of sheep. Last in the series.
21:00 Michelin Stars - The Madness of Perfection
Food critic William Sitwell investigates the passions and pressures attached to being a Michelin-starred chef, examining its relevance and asking whether the influence of the Michelin Guide could be harmful. He also spends the day in the Berkeley Hotel kitchen with Marcus Wareing - who is hoping for his third star - and hears Raymond Blanc and Marco Pierre White's views on the Michelin phenomenon.
22:00 Bellamy's People
Presenter Gary Bellamy revisits many of the people he encountered on his tour around Britain and sums up what he learnt over the course of the series. Controversial radio host Steve Goodall maintains that ordinary people have no voice, builder Martin Hole thinks nothing has been right since the 1970s, and reformed criminal Tony Beckton signs copies of his autobiography. Last in the series.
22:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events, presented by Kirsty Wark.
23:20 Women
Libbers Film-maker Vanessa Engle charts the rise of feminism and examines its effect on modern life, beginning with the ideology of women's liberation in the 1970s. Systematic oppression both in society and the eyes of the law is explored, and feminist ideologues discuss how and why they became involved in the movement to end it, as well as their stand against beauty pageants and magazines, and the sexual impact of their actions.
ITV 1
18:00 London Tonight
 
18:30 ITV News and Weather
 
19:00 Emmerdale
Charity refuses to marry Cain after discovering he planned their wedding behind her back, and Natasha worries about her finances when Nicola tells her the bank has been in touch. Thomas and Anya vow revenge on Edna after she reprimands them for ringing the church bell.
19:30 Justice for James? Tonight
Seventeen years since Jon Venables and Robert Thompson abducted and murdered two-year-old James Bulger, the Ministry of Justice has announced that Venables is back behind bars facing `extremely serious allegations'. Fiona Foster investigates the system of rehabilitation for child offenders and speaks to James' mother about her call for Venables' true identity to be revealed.
20:00 Emmerdale
Cain eagerly awaits Charity's decision, and Debbie finally musters the courage to tell her parents she is moving to Jersey with Sarah. Ashley is shocked to discover the church flowers have been stolen, leaving Laurel and Edna to question who could have been responsible.
20:30 Coronation Street
Peter is stunned to learn George has been awarded temporary custody of Simon. Carla unwittingly pushes Kelly to carry out Nick's request to get hold of Underworld's accounts, Tina takes out the emotion of her father's death on Jason, and Janice thinks Trevor is going to ask her out.
21:00 The Bill
Ricochet Part one of two. Jo and her team are summoned to the scene of a road traffic accident in which a teenager was hit by a car, but has since fled the scene. Instead, they end up dealing with another youngster found fatally wounded in a nearby park. Drugs are found under the crash vehicle, and a witness confirms the two youths were seen together in the park, but Max gets impatient as Jo's investigation begins to flounder and Commander Kennedy has to rally the disheartened detectives.
22:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather
 
22:30 London News and Weather
 
22:35 Car Crime UK
Faking It Trevor McDonald looks at how police in Manchester are dealing with the increase in criminals who change the identities of stolen cars before selling them to the public or using them to commit further crime. Masked men in a stolen Golf GTI are chased by officers in Stockport, and an operation is launched in Devon and Cornwall to catch a drug dealer.
23:35 The Krypton Factor
Final Ben Shephard presents the final of the game show designed to test physical stamina and mental agility. Four contestants face challenges involving memory, logic, fitness and general knowledge to see who will be crowned the Krypton Factor Champion of 2010. Last in the series.
Channel 4
18:00 The Simpsons
The Heartbroke Kid Bart becomes addicted to junk food and eventually suffers a minor heart attack. Marge and Homer take decisive action and send him to a high-security fat camp - which they fund by taking in German lodgers.
18:30 Hollyoaks
A reporter from the Chester Herald arrives to hear the story of how Rhys rescued his brother's friends from the car crash. However, seeing his sibling applauded as a hero only causes Josh to hit the bottle again. Meanwhile, Jem, Steph and Cheryl continue to work their charms on Gilly, and an airmail letter from Mike looks set to relieve some of Amy's stress.
19:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.
19:55 3 Minute Wonder: Loo Ladies
An intimate portrait of the attendants responsible for keeping Britain's public toilets in working order. Last in the series.
20:00 Country House Rescue
Businesswoman Ruth Watson travels to Riverhill House in Kent, an 18th-century manor set in 130 acres of gardens, which is home to four generations of the Rogers family. Great-grandmother Evelyn has watched the estate fall into disrepair over the past 60 years, and hopes the former Hotel Inspector can help raise enough money to keep the house up and running.
21:00 Too Poor for Posh School?
London's Harrow School is one of the last remaining all-boys boarding schools in Britain, and is renowned for producing statesmen, writers and captains of industry. With the fees standing at more than £28,000 a year, two boys from less wealthy families are offered the Peter Beckwith Scholarship annually to pay for their education. Cutting Edge gains access to the selection contest, following three of the shortlisted youngsters as they undergo a relentless day of tests and interviews.
22:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man
The host is joined by comedian Frankie Boyle, who talks about his latest UK stand-up dates, and Jane Torvill and Christopher Dean discuss the Dancing on Ice tour. Plus, American R&B singer Mary J Blige performs her new single I Am.
22:50 Hung
The Pickle Jar Ray feels humiliated when his students want to help with his home repairs and choose him as the recipient of their fundraising efforts, while Tanya has some promising leads as she continues to increase Ray's client list. Comedy, starring Thomas Jane.
23:25 Hung
Do It, Monkey! Ray takes on a client who wants him to act out her damsel in distress fantasy, but finds it difficult to live up to her expectations. Tanya agrees to go on a date with Floyd, and Ronnie's financial difficulties mean his family must make some sacrifices. Comedy, starring Thomas Jane and Jane Adams.
Five
20:00 Build a New Life in the Country
Charlie Luxton visits Alex and Mia Kennedy, who abandoned their hectic city lives to move to historic Canterbury. The couple bought a 500-year-old house on the river to convert into a family home, but the renovation brings them a range of challenges.
21:00 The Hard Corps
A war veteran is hired to put together a group of bodyguards to protect a former world heavyweight boxing champion and his family from a gangster out for revenge. However, problems arise when the boxer begins to suspect his sister might be falling for their protector. Action adventure, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vivica A Fox and Razaaq Adoti.
23:10 America's Toughest Prisons
Women on the Edge Life inside Detroit's Wayne County Jail, where a radical new scheme offers habitual female offenders a final chance at life on the outside. The inmates, who are often from troubled and violent backgrounds, are put through a stringent retraining programme and offered the chance of early release in the hope they will not reoffend.
23:35 The Sexy Ads Show
Spencer Brown presents more racy clips, including a look at topless tennis and rude food. Plus, senior citizens display some unusual behaviour.

night / morning

BBC 1
00:25 Panorama
Trust Us, We're an NHS Hospital In the wake of headlines alleging that hundreds of patients may have died needlessly, Simon Boazman reports on how some hospitals may be failing the public by providing an inadequate service, even though they are allowed to rate themselves as good.
00:55 Countryfile
Matt Baker and Julia Bradbury visit Northumberland to hear about plans to light all 73 miles of Hadrian's Wall to celebrate the 1,600th anniversary of the end of Roman rule in Britain. John Craven studies evidence that culling certain species of animals is good for the conservation of others, James Wong examines claims that high-rise vertical farming could provide for the UK's food needs, and Adam Henson scans his ewes to see how many lambs he can expect this spring.
01:50 Five Days
As the authorities gather to decide on baby Michael's future, it becomes clear someone is willing to risk everything to have the final say. The struggle to come to terms with recent events drives Nusrat and Danny apart, and Laurie finally pieces together the evidence to solve the mystery of what really happened on day one. Starring Suranne Jones, David Morrissey, Matthew McNulty and Shivani Ghai. Last in the series.
02:50 Masterchef
Twelve amateur cooks work in the kitchens of the Winter Garden at the Landmark, London, and Indian restaurant Moti Mahal in Covent Garden, as they try to impress judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace and make it to the next round.
03:50 Masterchef
John Torode and Gregg Wallace oversee two more heats in their search for the UK's best amateur cook. Twelve contenders face three high-pressure tests in their quest to reach the quarter-finals, including working in the professional London kitchens of Ozer or Kettners.
04:50 HARDtalk
Stephen Sackur talks to people making the headlines.
05:00 The World Today
International reports.
05:30 World Business Report
The latest business news, with informed analysis.
BBC 2
00:20 The Culture Show
Andrew Graham-Dixon meets director Martin Scorsese to discuss his latest film Shutter Island and talks to artist Jenny Holzer as an exhibition of her work opens at the Baltic in Gateshead. Sarfraz Manzoor previews the refurbished Jewish Museum in London, Elmore Leonard delivers his 10 rules of writing, and Jacques Peretti explores the art of video games. Last in the series.
01:20 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
01:30 ABC World News with Diane Sawyer
Global news reports.
02:00 BBC News
Regular bulletin.
02:30 The Record
Highlights of today in parliament.
03:00 World News Today
 
04:00 Around the World in 80 Faiths
Anglican priest Peter Owen Jones introduces highlights from the series, including an interview with a Baptist preacher in America and a meeting with Taoist monks in China.
05:00 Around the World in 80 Faiths
Anglican priest Peter Owen Jones introduces highlights from the series, including a visit to a Christian procession in Jerusalem and a fertility festival in the Philippines.
ITV 1
00:05 In Plain Sight
Rubble with a Cause Mary is forced to put herself in harm's way when a witness gets trapped in the rubble of a collapsing building after rushing inside to save a number of workmen. Stan and Marshall try to maintain order and protect the pair until they are freed. Drama, starring Mary McCormack.
00:50 Loose Women
Comedian Tom O'Connor and presenter Gloria Hunniford join the panel for more lunchtime debate.
01:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.
02:35 Justice for James? Tonight
Seventeen years since Jon Venables and Robert Thompson abducted and murdered two-year-old James Bulger, the Ministry of Justice has announced that Venables is back behind bars facing `extremely serious allegations'. Fiona Foster investigates the system of rehabilitation for child offenders and speaks to James' mother about her call for Venables' true identity to be revealed.
05:30 ITV Morning News
 
Channel 4
00:00 Chris Moyles' Quiz Night
The Radio 1 DJ hosts the topical entertainment show, joined by actor James Corden, comedian Vic Reeves and singer Mel B. They play to impress their fans in the audience, answering a selection of questions asked by various famous faces, including Ozzy Osbourne and Peter Crouch.
00:50 Alone in the Wild
Ed Wardle continues his solitary survival challenge in Canada's Yukon wilderness. The anxiety and stress of the first month are beginning to take their toll on the adventurer, and the lack of human contact has left him feeling emotionally numb. Struggling to find food, he embarks on a gruelling hike to a new location, but begins to question how long he will be able to survive.
01:45 The Riverman
An assistant investigator in the manhunt for a serial killer gains an insight into the mind of a murderer during a series of gruelling and disturbing interviews with the notorious Ted Bundy, who was responsible for the deaths of more than 30 victims in America during the 1970s. Fact-based drama, starring Bruce Greenwood, Cary Elwes, Sam Jaeger and Sarah Manninen.
03:20 Angry George Irons
A man is taken to heaven and the depths of hell inside his ramshackle house.
03:30 The Dead Zone
Revelations Johnny learns unsettling secrets about Reverend Purdy's past while investigating the appearance of a mysterious woman claiming to be the priest's long-lost daughter. Anthony Michael Hall and David Ogden Stiers star.
04:15 The War at Home
Put On a Happy Face Kenny moves in with Dave and Vicky but ends up doing the chores - prompting Hillary and Mike to stand up for him. Meanwhile, Dave tries to boost his prestige by falsely claiming to have adopted an orphan. Michael Rapaport, Anita Barone and Rami Malek star.
04:35 St Elsewhere
Up and Down Luther befriends a bag lady with Tourette's syndrome and Dr Auschlander helps a man who falls while trying to scale the hospital.
05:25 Countdown
Dictionary Corner guest Pam Ayres joins Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley for the popular words-and-numbers game.
Five
04:05 The FBI Files
A chance to look behind the scenes at the Bureau's crime laboratory.
04:50 The Family Recipe
Novelli 2 Jean-Christophe Novelli demonstrates how to prepare another family favourite.
04:55 County Secrets
Historical spotlight on scenic counties in the UK, focusing on hidden curiosities and little-known facts about each location.
05:10 Neighbours
Blinded by his attraction to her, Zeke agrees to help Mia and her activist friends break into and sabotage a research laboratory. Meanwhile, as Kate tries to recover from the failure of her romance with Declan, Harry and Lou clash over the best way to cheer her up.
05:35 Home and Away
Mink is convinced that Xavier will let her secret out of the bag and decides to leave town, while Leah and Elijah deal with their growing feelings for each other. Meanwhile, the Bait Shop and caravan park are targeted by a graffiti vandal, and Miles suspects that Rabbit is responsible.
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